Potato reporter

@theducktator

(Yeah, that is fine!)

Polly had her opinion, but just like the others, she didn’t know much, and didn’t care to learn more. “Paisley! Why have you done this?” – Polly accused

“Fine, you have your right, but if anyone would even care to hear me, than they would understand that I am innocent!” – Paisley

“pfft. stop your lying!” -…[Read more]

@loopylin

After Parsley saw Palmers bravery, and the way Paisley tensed up, she finally had the courage to speak. “I.. I don’t mean anything against you… of course… but I think it is Pax… He has too much stacked against him.” – Parsley

“I understand…” – Pax said calmly, but on the inside he was panicking, so was Paisley

(TYSM FOR…[Read more]

@raxforge

Palmer was the first one to make a move… He seemed awkward making his statement, but despite not knowing enough evidence, he still stated his case.

“I believe it is… Paisley… she has been acting strange in these recent events! Besides, Pax has been helping us this whole time!” – Palmer stated.

(BTW tysm Andrew for voting!!!!!)

@theducktator, @raxforge, @loopylin, @savannah_grace2009 @rae @beth-torres

One more thing, the votes are due march 20th, TYSM

“WAHHH?! BUT I AM NOT THE KILLER! AND I NEVER LIED!” – Phillip

“If that IS so, then how come after you left, THE DOOR NEVER OPENED AGAIN!” – Pax pointed at Phillip

“Bu- but I swear it wasn’t me!” – Phillip began to sweat, he wiped his brow

“But… if it is Phillip, what was his motive? And who did he work with…?” – Petunia

“I-… it isn’t…[Read more]

I feel ignored XD…

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🙁

“We were unaware that there had to be some to actually enforce the law… so we are going to be interviewing the new chief police!”

“How long have you served as a police officer again?” – Palmer

“I have been an officer for a few years now. I moved here because as soon as I heard a station was opening up, I knew that I was needed!” – Pony

“Wow, s…[Read more]

“Time for our first official story! Is with the rebuilding of the houses!”

“As you see, THE magic potato himself is helping the community! And you should always trust him! We have some more happy news! A potato police department has been open up for the first time in potato city!”

“Hello.” – Pax

“Welcome back to an exciting day of news!… Ugh I sound so fake…” – Piper

“We should address the murder…” – Pax

“What murder?! Ha, ha ha!” – Piper

“What are you talking about? How about I do the news? You can go uh… not do murder interrogating….” – Piper

“Well…” – Pax

“Have fun!” – Piper pushes Pax off screen

“Now, lets…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

Depends on the story 😳

Kingdom of Kaimor? I think I could. If I just avoid traveling alone… and populated cities! You just have to stay away from: Phoenix,  The city of Nimbus, the ancient city, Treetop, and any other major city XD But than again the non-major cities are usually not in the best location. But I think I could! As…[Read more]

“I hate weather! I hate it as much as I hate murd-” – Paisley gets interrupted as Piper throws a chair at her

“I will be doing the weather! As you see, there is going to be some rain, and stuff! And than some cloudy sun on Friday? Um… YEAH!” – Piper

“Um, thanks.. Now the olympics is now over! The gold medals go to-” – Phillip

“AHH…[Read more]

“The gerbils are now settled in and have their own part of town, it is now called gerbil town!” – Phillip says, in a robotic way

“And here is a picture,” – Palmer also says in an unathefasiastic way.

“Wow, it looks so real and not totally fake…!” – Palmer

“More news! We are beginning to rebuild the houses that were destroyed in episode one!…[Read more]

“Hello and welcome back to… uh… Late night news…?” – Phillip

“As I like to say: Late news is better than no news…*cough cough*” – Palmer

“… What are the stories today…?” – Phillip whispers

“Oh no… I have been so caught up with the mur-” – Palmer

“WHAT?!?! Haha, you have been caught up with… modeling… you say?” – Piper

“Wait why can’t…[Read more]

@esther-c
@hybridlore

DANKE! Thank you!

@raxforge

“Understood! I am on news duty tomorrow!” – Piper

@raxforge

“I have to be somewhere!” – Piper

“Where? Where do YOU have to be? You don’t even have a life!” – Phillip

“Rude! I would never be that rude! Anyway… my sister’s brother is um… uh… giving birth! So I got to go!” – Piper

“Wha-?” – Palmer

“BYE!” – Piper

*Piper disappears*

*in the ally*

“Are you the squirrel I need to meet…[Read more]

hey, so yeah?

“You’re right…” – Palmer

“Guys! Pristina is dead too!” – Parsley comes back in

“Oma! Oh my avocado! SHE IS!” – Piper

“They are BOTH covered in ketchup!

“Only one person has experience with murder… and that is me… So I will be the one to reveal this truth.” – Pax

“Shouldn’t we call the police or something?!” – Paisley

“There is one problem…[Read more]

“What is everyone standing around for?! IT IS A DAY OF POSSIBILITIES!!” – Palmer

“We are locked out.” – Patricia

“Welp, let’s get in then.” – Palmer unlocks the doors

“Finally inside where it is cold, like my heart.” – Pax

“Okay…” – Paisley

“AHH!!” – Patricia screams

*All the potatoes run in to find this:*

[Read more]

This is why potato news has taken so long:

“Ha, first one here! I knew I would beat Phillip! Now let me just find my… Wait… I FORGOT MY KEY!” – Patrick

… *Some time later*

“Hey Patrick! Wow, we beat Phillip AND Pristina! They both get here at like… six in the morning…” – Parsley

“Mhm. I know, when my mother was alive she would drag me here…[Read more]