Potato reporter

“The gerbils are now settled in and have their own part of town, it is now called gerbil town!” – Phillip says, in a robotic way

“And here is a picture,” – Palmer also says in an unathefasiastic way.

“Wow, it looks so real and not totally fake…!” – Palmer

“More news! We are beginning to rebuild the houses that were destroyed in episode one!…[Read more]

“Hello and welcome back to… uh… Late night news…?” – Phillip

“As I like to say: Late news is better than no news…*cough cough*” – Palmer

“… What are the stories today…?” – Phillip whispers

“Oh no… I have been so caught up with the mur-” – Palmer

“WHAT?!?! Haha, you have been caught up with… modeling… you say?” – Piper

“Wait why can’t…[Read more]

@esther-c
@hybridlore

DANKE! Thank you!

@raxforge

“Understood! I am on news duty tomorrow!” – Piper

@raxforge

“I have to be somewhere!” – Piper

“Where? Where do YOU have to be? You don’t even have a life!” – Phillip

“Rude! I would never be that rude! Anyway… my sister’s brother is um… uh… giving birth! So I got to go!” – Piper

“Wha-?” – Palmer

“BYE!” – Piper

*Piper disappears*

*in the ally*

“Are you the squirrel I need to meet…[Read more]

hey, so yeah?

“You’re right…” – Palmer

“Guys! Pristina is dead too!” – Parsley comes back in

“Oma! Oh my avocado! SHE IS!” – Piper

“They are BOTH covered in ketchup!

“Only one person has experience with murder… and that is me… So I will be the one to reveal this truth.” – Pax

“Shouldn’t we call the police or something?!” – Paisley

“There is one problem…[Read more]

“What is everyone standing around for?! IT IS A DAY OF POSSIBILITIES!!” – Palmer

“We are locked out.” – Patricia

“Welp, let’s get in then.” – Palmer unlocks the doors

“Finally inside where it is cold, like my heart.” – Pax

“Okay…” – Paisley

“AHH!!” – Patricia screams

*All the potatoes run in to find this:*

[Read more]

This is why potato news has taken so long:

“Ha, first one here! I knew I would beat Phillip! Now let me just find my… Wait… I FORGOT MY KEY!” – Patrick

… *Some time later*

“Hey Patrick! Wow, we beat Phillip AND Pristina! They both get here at like… six in the morning…” – Parsley

“Mhm. I know, when my mother was alive she would drag me here…[Read more]

Okay, so hahaha, anyone… please anyone!

My younger sister needs a lot of prayer… she just needs prayer. I am ending it at that!

@ellette-giselle

oh, lol. thanks 😅 I know what you mean when you say it’s rough, ha ha ha.

☢️☣️⚠️‼️POTATO CITY NEW WILL BE LATE TODAY (sorry)‼️⚠️☣️☢️

@keilah-h

Here is one of my drawings… I am not very good xD but I think she turned out okay.

She is based off of a banshee in a way. She is for one of my short stories…

(^ ignore this shadow ^-^ )

@keilah-h

Lol, I started watching your newest video, and I am the opposite.. I can draw famine bodies well, but not male bodies XD

@keilah-h

Wow, u are totally famous!

@beth-torres

Ah. 😀

@theducktator

OH 😂

@beth-torres

*Miraculously the Hot cocoa stops mid air, it then slowly levitates onto a table. From there all the liquid somehow floats back into the mug! Then it heats up again, and adds in the perfect amount of milk, topping it with whipped cream, marshmallows and a little cinnamon.*

*GASP!* How did that happen!!!!!????

@theducktator

Yeah, Piper, I wOnDeR wHy.

What are you referring to?

SPECIAL POTATO NEWS!

After hours

“And it should be all cleaned!” – Parsley

“Nice job!” – Patricia walks over to Parsley

“Thanks, it took forever! Hey, do you wanna go and get something to eat? Me and Polly were planing on going to the new gerbil restaurant! It’s called, The Munch.” – Parsley

“Oh! That would be fun! Thanks for inviting me!” -…[Read more]