Power

@whalekeeper

There’s an old quote that I love that was said by a man once. He said, “Give me a wife to fight for and children to protect, and I’ll conquer the world with my bare hands.”

This is also an America after the devastation of WWIII plus a Civil War to boot, which completely wiped out half the country and just about destroyed the half…[Read more]

@keilah-h

I know right?!?!?!?!?

@whalekeeper

They don’t marriage. People can live together, but no covenant or commitment. It started out as a war against the church, but then they realized that it is easier to control the people. Without a family to fight and provide for, men loose their purpose. (It was actually a strategy developed by communist Russia though it was never…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

Lol. He starts off sounding reliable. But he happens to believe a similar lie to the MC, so partway into the story you get to suddenly realize something doesn’t add up.

Or at least, that’s the plan. Who knows. I might make him the only person who knows the truth, but make that truth kinda hard to believe. We’ll see.

The prophesy…[Read more]

@elishavet-pidyon

right-o, though you may have to wait for Monday.

@loopylin

btw, it was very fun reading those emails from you while the website was down. Would you want to take the title of Official KP News Reporter/ Messenger Bird Caretaker? (Since you have all the emails lol)

awww! I just saw this!! I’m glad you enjoyed it!
I am an optimistic conspiracy theorist which means I am never taken off guard by p…[Read more]

@koshka

I always have a reason. I dare you to find a character I killed without reason. *British sniff*

@ellette-giselle

I don’t think it would be a good thing if Leo deserted his current authoress… especially for the resident psychopath.. XD

I’m actually very excited about this Fairy project, and I think if it’s finished, Leo stands a good chance of getting written too. (And getting written better than he would be now.) That’s my theory. Don’t…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle

*Snort*

….

That’s not too bad a title, if you want it. The Resident Psychopath.

The difference my dear, is that I only kill characters if I have a good enough reason.

@koshka

you should. Leo is going to desert and come join me because I will write his story. So there.

The only difference was I thought it would be much funnier if it was a collage kid. And yes, I guess the prophesy and the fearie were not supposed to be in the same book to begin with. But still…….

Call me what you want. I don’t care.…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle

*Squeaks*

Just felt bad leaving Leo where he was and returning to MG.

XD

I think madam, you may be dubbed The Lady Letter Opener, if others agree. You have both steel and letters in thy arsenal, so steel for letters in thy gift. *Curtsey*

Honestly call yourself what you want. I named myself the Nursery Rhymer, and I hardly…[Read more]

@power  @koshka  @loopylin and idk who is in charge of naming people

*shrugs*

choose a title that you want. I can’t really give one to myself. It was just a humble petition.

@koshka

*Gaspeth!* how dare you! We came up with that story, and now you are sharing chapters without even telling me!!!! *sobs* 😂

Sendeth me a chapter. Now. Or you may talk it over with my steel. 🤣😂

(not really offended, But you don’t need to know that. XD)

@ellette-giselle

XD I think it’s you. I didn’t remember and had to go back and check, but yeah. You are officially triggered.

Cookie looking siblings,

Oops. Cookie loving. How did I get a typo in a pretyped, typo-less blurb…

@whalekeeper

Ma’am. Please introduce your story in more detail. I am currently working on a whimsy story of fairies, cozy homes, and evil people-eating rabbits. We have a few things in common and I would love to hear about your project.

Hmm, I do see similarities. Okay, here’s the blurb:

Cookie looking siblings, a begrudgingly helpful fairy, a…[Read more]

@power

I’m not in the competition, I just thought Ellette’s comment was funny.

@ellette-giselle

Eh, not in a good long time, and only when my brother was first starting out in it, so to speak. I definitely couldn’t hold my own against a real 14th century knight.

But I’m also learning a lot of medical stuff right now…so I could probably…[Read more]

@theducktator

Book recs?? *Squeals* okay, here’s a few of my favorite whimsy books.

A Place to Hang the Moon by Late Albus

The Ogress and the Orphans by Kelly Barnhill

East by Edith Pattou (this one does get kinda darkish, but as in, it’s a rewrite of a Norwegian fairytale where there are evil trolls who let freeze people to death)

@elishavet-pidyon

AWWWWW!!!!

okay who’s turn is it?