Linus Smallprint

@whalekeeper

my head hurts from staring at the screen looking for tiny mistakes in the formatting of the file, lol.

Have you eaten? Drunk water? Gone for a walk?

yes…. *Finishes breakfast-lunch-whatever really quick.*

and I’m actually about to go for a walk! 😊

@whalekeeper

Okay…. well I’ve been formatting for the last 6 hours straight and my brain is dead and my head hurts, so you’ll have to remind me to tell you another day. Will that work?

@power

No I don’t know the number of it.

@whalekeeper

More like inner takeover, like New York right now.

@whalekeeper

It’s sort of mirroring a Soviet era takeover.

@whalekeeper

Oh sorry. You said you couldn’t see america banning family, and I’m saying they just declared that children belong to the government, not families. They are already laying the blueprints for doing it. Just not as dramatic as my book.

@whalekeeper

actually, there is a bill that got passed by america allowing homosexual couples to have children and in the bill they said that the reason they are allowed to have children is because children belong to the government, not to families. Now, nothing has built off of that bill, but it’s a perfect springboard.

@whalekeeper

There’s an old quote that I love that was said by a man once. He said, “Give me a wife to fight for and children to protect, and I’ll conquer the world with my bare hands.”

This is also an America after the devastation of WWIII plus a Civil War to boot, which completely wiped out half the country and just about destroyed the half…[Read more]

@keilah-h

I know right?!?!?!?!?

@whalekeeper

They don’t marriage. People can live together, but no covenant or commitment. It started out as a war against the church, but then they realized that it is easier to control the people. Without a family to fight and provide for, men loose their purpose. (It was actually a strategy developed by communist Russia though it was never…[Read more]

@elishavet-pidyon

right-o, though you may have to wait for Monday.

@loopylin

btw, it was very fun reading those emails from you while the website was down. Would you want to take the title of Official KP News Reporter/ Messenger Bird Caretaker? (Since you have all the emails lol)

awww! I just saw this!! I’m glad you enjoyed it!
I am an optimistic conspiracy theorist which means I am never taken off guard by p…[Read more]

@koshka

I always have a reason. I dare you to find a character I killed without reason. *British sniff*

@koshka

you should. Leo is going to desert and come join me because I will write his story. So there.

The only difference was I thought it would be much funnier if it was a collage kid. And yes, I guess the prophesy and the fearie were not supposed to be in the same book to begin with. But still…….

Call me what you want. I don’t care.…[Read more]

@power  @koshka  @loopylin and idk who is in charge of naming people

*shrugs*

choose a title that you want. I can’t really give one to myself. It was just a humble petition.

@koshka

*Gaspeth!* how dare you! We came up with that story, and now you are sharing chapters without even telling me!!!! *sobs* 😂

Sendeth me a chapter. Now. Or you may talk it over with my steel. 🤣😂

(not really offended, But you don’t need to know that. XD)

@whalekeeper

XD I’ve never understood that either. Everyone is writing dark stuff and it gets tiresome and depressing. Sometimes I just want a lighthearted book where no one dies, but those are hard to find.

@loopylin @koshka

Yessss, I want silliness and whimsy! Do you have book recommendations???

@elishavet-pidyon

AWWWWW!!!!

okay who’s turn is it?