Linus Smallprint

@stephie

So, are we only allowed to suggest two books?

If the answer to everything is 42, what is the question?

Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow longer right now”, will it”

How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow?

If a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored? Or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he…[Read more]

@folith-feolin

I know she says she is a Christian, but apparently she made Dumbledore gay in one of the Fantastic Beasts films. (I haven’t watched them, I’ve just heard this.) So I don’t think she really is. But I do see the parallels.

@stephie

CRUNCHY APPLES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, we are somewhat off topic.😆Is it time for suggestions?

@keilah-h

Unfortunately my family doesn’t watch a lot of tv, so I probably won’t. However, I will add them to my mental list of shows to watch when I grow up.

@stephie

I hope every apple you bite into is soft

WHAT!?!?! I can only eat apples if they are soft! I hate crunchy apples!

@highscribeofaetherium

I have had the one you parodied, the liberty bibberty one, and the young people, good times, INSURANCE one go through my head since you posted that. So, triple success. 😆

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Is NOBODY going to complain that I got the Liberty Mutual add jingle stuck in their head??????????

I have achieved failure 😖

*sobs quietly in corner*

@esther-c

I actually don’t know what my favorite is…..

I love ALL of them!

I’ll just put Fantasy because it looks like it’s gonna win anyways…and it’s the genre of the book I’m writing XD

@esther-c

Ok!

@rae

That is my favorite kind of character. 😆

@esther-c

Fantasy, fantasy, faaaan-tasy. Faaaan-tasy

^to be sung to the rhythm of the Liberty Mutual ad jingle because why not?

@esther-c

Is there an actual poll somewhere? Or do we just reply here and you tally the answers?

My favorite is fantasy.

@stephie

My brain is just as dry as store bought peanut butter cookies. (Homemade ones aren’t dry enough to describe my brain right now.)

Here it is! Maybe you were looking at a different post.

@rae

That last one sounds like my brother. Is Krogen one of your characters? I love him now. Those were hilarious.

@trailblazer

I don’t think the spells were created to be real incantations. They’re just Latin. The problem isn’t the spells themselves, but that people are using them for satanic purposes, which makes them real. If that makes sense. My parents are fine with Harry Potter, but there is an official spell book that they forbade. But if you think…[Read more]

@esther-c

Ohh, I’ll try to participate when I have time! This sounds really cool!

@rae

How does Krogen not have every single person in the universe after his blood?

Those are great.

@rae

Ahh, ok. 😂 Now I want to watch that. For sandwich clone. XD