Faith

@grcr @hanako

That’s funny. I don’t know if I’ve actually ever met an Osborne (or an Osborn) I wasn’t related to before.

Why did I make my little brother the hero of the story!?!? 🤣

I feel the need to preface this by saying no, seven-year-old me was not insane, nor a psychopath.

Pontoon Boat Catastrophe

It was a dark night. The waves crashed against the shores of Door County. We were in a pontoon boat on the enormous waves.

“We must pass the dangerous Horseshoe Island!”

exclaimed Captain Grandpa.

“Tidal wave!” yelled…

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BWAHAHAHAH lookie what I’ve found… hehehe…

Prepare to have your minds BLOWN.

@savannah_grace2009

*is so confused*

I’m glad you changed directions with your novel lol.

@savannah_grace2009

How does the narrator know what Harry Potter is?!?

If I can’t find it, my cringey writing will be lost forever 😱

It’ll turn up eventually…

I can’t find it 😖 where could it be?? I know I didn’t destroy it in a fit of embarrassed rage 😢  where is it?? 😭😭😭

@jonas

NnooooooOoooooo

WAIT! I remember more! When I was really little, I started writing basically a Green Ember rip-off. Total rip-off. I only wrote, like, a chapter. I think I gave up because I couldn’t figure out how one of the characters’ names was supposed to be spelled XD XD I actually remember frustratedly trying to figure out how to spell it in Nashvil…[Read more]

@jonas

NO! Wait! I want to read them!! 🥺

Part of me hopes I won’t be able to find it. I forgot to mention that I also illustrated it XD

@savannah_grace2009

*cackles* You have NO idea, girl. Unfortunately for the amusement of everyone here, those have all burned long ago.

EXCEPT…

I used to be in a writing circle when I was little, and for the final assignment, I wrote…

PONTOON BOAT CATASTROPHE!!!

(((Extremely)) Loosely based on a true story)

I still have it, somewhere in the…[Read more]

@jonas

Mr. Gregory 

“So, will you fight? Or do you yield?”

“False dichotomy,” Gregory grumbled.

“What was that, tyrant?”

Several students had stopped dancing and were now watching them, some curious and some nervous.

“The rules are in place so that these students can enjoy their dance as much as possible, I’m sure. You are not only breakin…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

I think you’re writing her pretty well except she probably isn’t completely calm rn. But she would be pretending to be Babs’ sake, so nvm, it’s good.

Felicity

“Like… angsty depressed teens? Or people who pretend they aren’t depressed, but then you look at them and you can clearly see that they… Ohhh wait, I think I see one.”…[Read more]

@JONAS

WHO IS IT TELLLLL MEEEE!!!!

I really hope this is who I think it is XD

@whalekeeper

Felicity

“Hey, wait, hold on.” Felicity held both of Babs hands in hers and looked her in the eye. “Whatever’s happening, it’s not one bit your fault. Marcel’s not a child.” She quickly scanned the room, trying to spot Calvin or Lois. “Would looking for him help you feel better?”

@jonas

*cackles*
NO!! Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!

@whalekeeper

YESS! AND THEN I SHALL LEAD A GREAT ARMY, AND ONE MY ONE, ALL WILL FALL BEFORE ME-

*cough cough* did I say all that out loud? 👀