Ezra Wilkinson

I got bored reading the first sentence of that system, so I didn’t read the rest.

I offer for you…(for the low price of absolutely no money whatesoever) The Ezra Wilkinson System instead.

Write.

It’s highly simple, but it works wonders.

(Disclaimer: The Ezra Wilkinson System is highly flawed, as it took him two years to write fifty thousand…[Read more]

Flaw in the logic? No, not as much.

If there were a flaw however, it would be this: Once again, things come down to the individual. I’ll actually quote Studio C here, (or as best as I can remember the quote): “By that logic you can justify any action simply by placing another person on the enemy side.”

You see, I’m beginning to realize that I’ve…[Read more]

First they think I’m twenty, then they think I’m fifteen.

Guys, I’m fifty ok.

It makes sense, but it seems to me like we’re redefining the parameters as to why it would be wrong or right. (As a note, I’m very much being devil’s advocate, as I don’t have an opinion on this really.)

When I quickly scan through the first few pages, we’re not assuming that the person is innocent. As in the terrorist example. We know they’re…[Read more]

I point you to this guy who posted just above me. Watch out for him. He posts weird GIFs.

There’s a difference?

By definition, the use of torture /is/ a punishment. For the withholding of information in this case, or the causing of innocent people to die through negligence.

In principle, the two matters /shouldn’t/ be different. Consider the terrorist example. Contrast it to the examples of ‘punishment’. The terrorist is being…[Read more]

Define the terms.

What qualifies as torture?

D’yknow, whipping is actually a pretty common one. Romans used it. I’m fairly certain we’d all agree on that. And…Jesus did too. Soundly whipped all those in the Temple, disgracing it. Perhaps not in the same manner the Romans did, but the idea behind it was the same.

I’ll need to double check…[Read more]

Because my artistic vision is all angsty about that.

And because it’s supposed to be absurd on as many levels as it can be.

What’s one more?

You know you’re a writer when you make writing an excuse for everything.

Why are you talking you yourself? I’m a writer.

Why are you researching how to fight with a dagger? I’m a writer.

Why are you always on the computer? Take a guess…

This is probably the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen, because every writer I know does this…

Oh goody. A question. Quessstion. Precious little question.

I’ve written one novel, and have started work on another. The first was entitled ‘Humanity’s Lie’. Feel free to obsess over just how /utterly/ amazing that is. (And if you think /that’s/ amazing, the actual interior is even the opposite of BETTER!)

My current WIP is of an entirely…[Read more]

It is a highschool curriculum, so it is designed to be informative to those in Grades 11 and 12, but perhaps more oriented toward Grades 9 and 10. I’ve honestly forgotten a lot of how it goes to be of much use to you.

If it’s not your first novel, I think it might be less useful as well…it’s kinda designed for first novel use, though I know…[Read more]

Existential Crisis’s. Remember? I’m romantically in love with them.

Not at all what happened.

You forgot the alien.

Thank you

But careful now. Don’t go hitting on my girl.

Eh.

If I knew, I’d just act the way I’ve been acting, because it’s more amusing for everyone involved that way.

And hey.

The podcast goes on.

Whoa, Ezra… I’m bummed it happened too. It is a decision I do not fully understand.

I think it’s a decision no one really understands…we’re fairly certain that it was actually an alien playing a cruel joke, and everyone thinks everyone else did it.

Classic case of “He said, she said, alien said.”

Write a poem Ezra, write a poem.

Very well:

He gave you blood

He gave you tears

Then came the realization of his fears

Go hug a tree hippy

Ta-da