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@Dragon-Snapper We’re like a couple of squabbling siblings. One minute, we’re yelling at each other, and the next…

@Mariposa I’m officially done hijacking your thread. Sorry.

@Dragon-Snapper But seriously, we both posted our things at the same time. *high-five* Mental telepathy.

@Mariposa Well TECHNICALLY, @Dragon-Snapper started it. *elbows her* Behave yourself.

@Dragon-Snapper For your information, A.) You just melted the hologram of a chair, not the actual chair, B.) I don’t have a phone, and C.) my sarcasm is indestructible, especially by children such as yourself. Take that.

@Audrey-Caylin Well, my editing has never been what you’d call “Organized” so I’ll leave this one to the professionals. Except to second what’s already been said and say that comments on the document are always lovely. 🙂

@Mariposa This brought tears to my eyes. A true masterpiece.

@Dragon-snapper *brandishes fork* HA, joke’s on you. My chairs are specially engineered to withstand dragon fire. *inspects fingernails and flicks a speck of dust from her shoulder* Better luck next time, my dear.

@Winter-Rose Wow… that’s a tough decision, but super exciting. My brother has grappled with the choice of college himself, and I know how hard it can be. It’s incredibly brave of you to buck the traditional, pressured paths of society to pursue writing, and I’ll definitely be praying for you. May God strengthen and encourage you through this…[Read more]

@shannon You should see what happens when the subject of Loki is broached… *remembers the three pages of Loki gifs…*

@dragon-snapper WAIT! Is that a point scored for the elf?!?

@Emily Actually, I only popped in to make a kind statement *cough* friendly insult *choke* about Snapper. However, she distracted me. That’s what happens when you end up in a love/hate relationship with dragons. 😉 I’m going now. See ya around. *tips hat*

You don’t mean that, @dragon-snapper! You can’t leave! *bursts into Sam Gamgee sobbing*

*sigh* Farewell, my friend. Technically, I’m not even supposed to be here, anyway. *disappears in a puff of smoke**and actually means it this time*

@Dragon-Snapper *cough* Like have their parents die, get chased by a bunch of murderous and ghoulish wraiths-on-wings, get their hands chopped off by a father who was SUPPOSED to be dead but actually is a supervillain, walk across Mordor in bare feet, get their finger bit off by a scrawny little jerk with hair problems, etc…

Where is the…[Read more]

@dragon-Snapper *cackles* It’s called condescension, darling, and I’m quite good at it. *pats your head**nimbly dodges any and all attempts at melting*

Let’s take this moment to appreciate the fact that the role of “Chosen One” is one of the biggest cliches in modern fantasy, right up there with the Dread Bearded Mentors.

*cough* Just sayin’…

*ruins her dramatic exit by poking her head back in to add something*

A+ gif usage. It almost makes up for your lowly status as Official Honey Lamb and Darling Child. @dragon-snapper

*randomly pops out of thin air* BOO!

*frowns when no one screams*

@Dragon-Snapper, if my only legacy was to get the entire world calling you kid, then it was still worth it.

*disappears in a puff of glitter*

Aaaaaand look at that, @Sam-Kowal summed up everything I said first. Wish I’d seen that before I gave the spew. XD

@Shannon Ooooooooh boy. I’m probably not the most qualified to say anything on this subject, as I’ve had horrible struggles with my own characters, but… here goes anyway.

Like you, I’ve never had much luck with character questionnaires. And I think maybe the reason for that is because answering a bunch of black-and-white questions with equally…[Read more]

@Kate-Flournoy WAIT, HOW DID I NOT KNOW DUNSTAN GETS HIS OWN BOOK? That’s cool.

And honestly, Victorious doesn’t bother me too much. Granted, it’s not the kind of title that smacks you in the heart, but neither is it grating, like, say, Finding Freedom! or something horribly cliche like that. If you do end up keeping that title, I wouldn’t…[Read more]

@Emma-Flournoy *dies* This is great. I’ve been waiting for your very thorough say so, and child, let me tell you, it didn’t disappoint.

Considering I’m not trying to market my synopsis yet, I think I’m just going to go with the first, slightly longer one (with your suggestions applied, of course, because I like them), and deal with the length…[Read more]