Keleigha Liess

@dekreel That’s not bad, it’s genius. 🙁

A tank going to a doctor to… Run him over?

@dekreel I don’t know. 😛

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly Noooo!!! Not the muffin joke! That was everywhere during the years I did drama, and everyone hated it!

But I do like those tank jokes. XD

Here’s a pun I made the other day:
Handing a clock around the room is a great way to pass the time.

@shannon (for whenever you return… ) @sam-kowal

Even though he was weaker than Dragon-snapper. Tell him that I commiserate with him on that point. No one can defeat her. Unless I can figure out a way to immobilize her in a pile of glitter 😉

Oh, thanks! Stan is super pleased. He knows the pain of the rest of the world, having to submit to…

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@dekreel yes. Finish Narnia first 😉

Besides that, C.S. Lewis’ sci-fi trilogy is said to be good (I have the first book but I haven’t begun it yet). Then…
– Ilyon Chronicles, by Jaye L. Knight: great fantasy novels with a historical twist, and with the most tortured character you’ll ever meet.
– Blades of Acktar, by Trish Mingerink: they’re…[Read more]

@Dragon-Snapper *buries face in hands and groans* You are evil. Urgggg….

Um, so I’m not EXACTLY sure how this works, but I’m aware that it’s supposed to be a paragraph or something. HOWEVER… I kinda got carried away, and it… Yeah. Anyway. Apologies in advance for me not doing what I’m supposed to do.

Challenge: Show

Setting: Stuck at…[Read more]

@Dekreel FINISH NARNIA. It’s worth it.

Now for Sarah’s random and incredibly obscure book recommendations:

There’s this book that no one but me has ever heard of called The Gammage Cup, by Carol Kendall, and it’s a super good, whimsical little fantasy. And this other one called Mortis, by Hannah Cobb, which is about a school of assassins and…[Read more]

@dekreel Here-ing.

@inkling-for-christ Ah! Nice topic! 😀

Challenge: Show

Setting: Fell off a tree

Cat watched Dog balance on the branch, wobbling then proceeding to bark every so often.
“When are you going to fall?” Cat asked, licking her paw.
Dog snarled, “You got me into this mess! Help me!”
“Don’t chase me,” Cat said.
Dog bristled, his…[Read more]

@sleepwalkingmk Good thoughts–the records of the biblical kings in Kings and Chronicles form some really interesting case studies of Experiments in Living & Poetic Justice. You can certainly use dramatic irony like that to create catharsis; in recent storytelling, Rogue One also uses a similar narrative technique in similar fashion (albeit with…[Read more]

@daeus Not only did you ship Ren and Rey, but you also called Snoke cute…

I’m just gonna go melt a chair.

@That_writer_girl_99 I’m pretty sure Daeus has always shipped Rey and Kylo Ren… 😂

@Dragon-Snapper I will be back tomorrow to refute everything you just said with my irrefutable logic. Beware. *waves fork ominously*

@Dekreel Oh look, you added it to the list. 😂😂😂

Alright, folks! The first newsletter is in the books! Thanks you, everyone, for sharing your advice! @aislinn-mollisong is this week’s winner, but submit more advice for a chance to see your name in next weeks’ email!

@daeus Did you just…acknowledge the fact that you ship Rey and Kylo Ren?

@dekreel Still have any questions? Looks like there’s some good advice here.

Character Arcs Thread

Ah! @dekreel I asked this same question 11 months ago. Here. *shoves link above at you* Five pages of helpful goodness. 😀

@daeus NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Never. STAR WARS IS NOT A ROMANCE.

Okay…so am I the only one who actually does not like this one as much as Force Awakens. I know I posted earlier, but I’m thinking about it more.

*prepares for everyone to retaliate*

I found Snoke a little disappointing. In the Force Awakens he was a mysterious…[Read more]

@Sam-Kowal Well, the Emperor wasn’t really established in the Originals, existing only as a vague reference in Ep. IV (“The Emperor has disbanded the galactic senate”) and a momentary hologram in Ep. V, yet he came back in Ep. VI as the Big Bad. With that in mind, the Knights going from vague references to an actual villainous force doesn’t seem…[Read more]

@Winter-Rose Yikes. 😂 Poor, poor Sam.