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@alia

Actually, what I want to see is a dystopian style novel that involves all the main characters rebelling against an author because they don’t want to die. In fact, I might write that one day.

@seekjustice, it is, isn’t it. *headdesk* I have too many novel ideas as it is! I don’t need another one. Nope, this is going to be a collection of funny, silly, cliche stories. No argument allowed. Though if you want to take the idea and write a full story by all means go ahead

@alia

That’s true. But this is starting to sound like a dystopian novel with a corrupt government!

@seekjustice, but at least they keep up appearances, unlike well meaning Narrator over here

@alia

And then they try to fire them for incompetency? I see who are the real incompetent ones.

@seekjustice, obviously they don’t look closely enough at the capability of the graduates before they set them off independently

@alia

I mean, don’t they have training procedures or something??

@seekjustice, my thoughts exactly. You would think a Narrator from an esteemed establishment such as the Narrator Guild would be more careful

@alia

Dear me, well meaning Narrator. Get your act together!

@seekjustice, yes indeed. Though I’m afraid our well meaning Narrator will get the hero in a spot of trouble

@alia

Oh the villain monologue will be extremely fun!

@seekjustice, thanks. I’m not sure what my plans are for this either. The next one covers the Villain Monologue Cliche, which is actually where the idea originally came from. I definitely like the idea of the guild trying to fire him, or at the very least assign another guild member to supervise him. I plan on getting very silly with some of these.

@alia Australia has more than one zone too, but the differences are very small, half an hour to two hours.

Its pretty cool! I like the Narrator’s  voice particularly. I’m not sure what your plans for this are, but I think it would be funny if the guild kept trying to fire this Narrator for his failures, which makes him try harder and muff…[Read more]

@seekjustice, yeah America is strange like that.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MWvhuHrM-nMdVewgbMCrYfCv9WoMJRCCg-7I0mpbmV8/edit?usp=sharing

It’s really short

@alia

Not quite. I think its about 10, but of course it changes during summer and also you Americans are all in different timezones.

Sure, my internet might die soon, but I’ll do my best 😀

@seekjustice, for some reason I thought you were 12 hours ahead of me.

wanna read a short story I just wrote? the first of the Cliche Broker collections

@alia I’m a genius, I just tagged myself.

Yep, its 7:10am!

@seekjustice Yep, 7:10am 😀

@seekjustice, isn’t it early in the morning for you?

@seekjustice, howdy