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@supermonkey42  Shannon and Emily are on a three-month hiatus… :-/

@dekreel 😉

Uhhh…. yeah. Okay. Sure, ba dum tiss. 😉 XD

@perfectfifths  It’s genius-bad. It’s… well you know how hilarious bad jokes are! I didn’t mean it quite like that…

LOL… fine. The tank went to the doctor to get a shot

BA DUM TISSSSS

@dekreel That’s not bad, it’s genius. 🙁

A tank going to a doctor to… Run him over?

Okay, let’s try this again…

@aislinn-mollisong  @sam-kowal  @dragon-snapper @winter-rose @catwing  @perfectfifths  @seekjustice  @that_writer_girl_99

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly  HAHAHA those are hilarious

@perfectfifths  Arrr! Bad one XD

Think about it! A tank going to a doctor to…..

@dekreel I don’t know. 😛

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly Noooo!!! Not the muffin joke! That was everywhere during the years I did drama, and everyone hated it!

But I do like those tank jokes. XD

Here’s a pun I made the other day:
Handing a clock around the room is a great way to pass the time.

@shannon (for whenever you return… ) @sam-kowal

Even though he was weaker than Dragon-snapper. Tell him that I commiserate with him on that point. No one can defeat her. Unless I can figure out a way to immobilize her in a pile of glitter 😉

Oh, thanks! Stan is super pleased. He knows the pain of the rest of the world, having to submit to…

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@dragon-snapper  @daeus  @catwing  @ethryndal  @epicaddie2  @that_writer_girl_99  @audrey-caylin  @seekjustice  @kate-flournoy  @emma-flournoy

I am in need of some book recommendations. Preferably fantasy, sci-fi, and historical fiction. Also something with action. I have read like half of Narnia, the Hobbit (but not the LOTR), and the first bo…[Read more]

@dekreel Here-ing.

@inkling-for-christ Ah! Nice topic! 😀

Challenge: Show

Setting: Fell off a tree

Cat watched Dog balance on the branch, wobbling then proceeding to bark every so often.
“When are you going to fall?” Cat asked, licking her paw.
Dog snarled, “You got me into this mess! Help me!”
“Don’t chase me,” Cat said.
Dog bristled, his…[Read more]

@sleepwalkingmk Good thoughts–the records of the biblical kings in Kings and Chronicles form some really interesting case studies of Experiments in Living & Poetic Justice. You can certainly use dramatic irony like that to create catharsis; in recent storytelling, Rogue One also uses a similar narrative technique in similar fashion (albeit with…[Read more]

@inkling-for-christ  *rubs paws together*  Let’s kick this off!

Challenge: Show

Setting: The feeling of winning a competition

Justin smiled and blinked rapidly in delight as Mr. Parker honored him with the trophy. When he took it, he barely kept himself from tossing it into the air.

How’s that?

@dragon-snapper, Come here!

Your challenge i…[Read more]

Congratulations, @aislinn-mollisong!

@that_writer_girl_99  Let’s see……

How to Get Inspired to Write when you’re Stuck:

1. Take notes. That’s the left-brained thing to do. I would take notes on the plotline and the characters’ motivations to let yourself know how exactly things are going to turn out for them, and how they react.
2. Listen to…

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@devastate-lasting She fell into his arms? Why don’t I remember this?

Oh, well. The mask scene was cool enough. I don’t need an ultra-dramatic scene.

@daeus Not only did you ship Ren and Rey, but you also called Snoke cute…

I’m just gonna go melt a chair.

@that_writer_girl_99 Yeah, I Renreyed (new word) the moment Ren took his helmet off.

Which isn’t really like me, but… the movie made me do it!

Btw, guys, you gotta understand that Snoke was actually really cool. Not because he was a scary villain, but because he wasn’t a scary villain. His perpetual good humor is something you almost never see…[Read more]