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@seekjustice I got called away to do family worship, and you’re probably not here anymore. But tag me when you get to the library if you like, and I might still be up. Or if not, I think I’m getting up early tomorrow, so I might be able to chat or word war then, which will be this evening for you.
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
I’m here again, if you’re around. 🙂
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
@seekjustice Hi! I don’t think I’ll be able to stay up and chat tonight. Will you be able to be on tonight (for you)? I guess around 9:00/10:00 p.m.? That would be 7/8 for me.
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
I might be on for a little bit, but I’ll have to see 😀
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
@seekjustice All right, well, goodnight for now. If I’m able to be here tomorrow morning I’ll let you know, and we’ll see then. 🙂
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
All righty then 🙂
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
@seekjustice Remember the “disemboweled” voice? Well, I found another of its kind. I suppose this person intended to describe “toxic water,” but they unfortunately (or fortunately, if you’re looking at it comically) wrote “intoxicated water” instead. 😀
Picture in your mind intoxicated water…
…nope, can’t do it. That’s too far a stretch for my imagination. 😛
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Oh goodness, that made me laugh so much 😛
Where are you reading these things? In actual published books?
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
Where are you reading these things? In actual published books?
Oh thank goodness, no! (Though sometimes I can’t believe what I do read in actual published books. Some people just really don’t know what editing is… 😛 )
People online, however, you can give a little bit more leeway to. 😉 If you search for misused words, or funny misspellings you can get a lot of funny stuff.
For example, I compiled a list of funny newspaper headlines, and kept my parents choking on laughter for quite a while. Whenever I need a laugh, I just go back and reread a few. I just put it in a google document with the link below, so why don’t you take a look? 😉
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19QbU6JDr_r7o_7hool3SuU2bW2-dKmMt4dsbDu-UDhE/edit?usp=sharing
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
Starvation can lead to health hazards??? Who knew?
I can’t remember exactly how it went, but I once read aloud to my family an article on the Wright brothers which stated something like: “they lived together they’re whole lives but never married”. And I stopped after that sentence to say “thank goodness, as I’m pretty sure that’s illegal”. We still jome about that now 😛
INFP Queen of the Kingdom commander of an army of origami cranes and a sabre from Babylon.
@rochellaine *dies* Oh, wow. That is so funny!
"In a mask, was he?"
I think my favorite is “Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs.” I mean, how would we have ever guessed? 😀
Oh, oh! That’s hilarious. 😛
On a completely different note, you’ve seen some of the Little House on the Prairie tv show, haven’t you? (The one I detest and despise and rant about at any given chance? 😛 )
"Sylvester - Sylvester!"
@rochellaine @seekjustice @rochellaine I’m here! After pushing through a bog of procrastination. 😀
I think the “Shamed by you English?” was best. XD
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@ariel-ashira Hi! Oh, you read it too? Which one was your favorite?
@catwing 😛 Yes, that one is funny. And rather sad, when you think of how many people he/she possibly taught to “write like a graduate college” 😉How’s it going?
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@rochellaine Yeah. XP
Cele is going to stab rocks out of a tree… And I found this meme. Which I can only link to for some reason…
IMMA KAPEEFER! Til we're old and gray!
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