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    TheArcaneAxiom
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      @otherworldlyhistorian

      What makes you say that? Would it not be nice to have something else do a difficult task for you instead of having to do it yourself? Or even some tasks that may even be impossible for you to do? (I don’t think practicality is the problem, but rather the opposite.)

      He is perfect in Justice, yet He is perfect in Mercy, even when we fail Him. For this, He is good.

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      TheArcaneAxiom
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        Has the question forum had low activity for too long? Should we bring it back?

        How about this one I just came up with to start?

        (The dragon Paradrax will grant any single boon asked of him, in return for an eternity of servitude starting 24 hours after the boon is given. I’ve asked that I will be able to perceive the next 24 hours as an eternity.)

        Will I ever have to pay the debt?

        He is perfect in Justice, yet He is perfect in Mercy, even when we fail Him. For this, He is good.

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        The Ducktator
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          Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

          If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow longer right now”, will it”

          How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow?

          If a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored? Or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

          The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

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          The Ducktator
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            If the answer to everything is 42, what is the question?

            The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

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            Stephie
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              If you clean a vaccum, do you become a vaccum cleaner?

              If you are waiting for a waiter, do you become a waiter?

              How many holes are in a straw?

              Is a stick an instrument because you can make different sounds by hitting it against different things?

              Are colours the same for everyone? Or is what I call red what you call red but not seen in the same red way as what you call red?

              At what point do I stop asking questions and start praying for my sanity?

              Is a peanut actually a nut?

              Can you grow money on a money tree?

              Is there any way to keep the toilet clean without scrubbing it? If so, can somebody please tell me?

              "Courage, dear heart." -Aslan

              #178367
              Stephie
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                @theducktator

                If the answer to the question of the universe is 42, is the question seven times seven? Is that why the number seven appears so much in the bible?

                "Courage, dear heart." -Aslan

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                TheArcaneAxiom
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                  Has this Forum been inactive for too long?


                  @theducktator

                  Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

                  Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

                  If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow longer right now”, will it?

                  Can you trust when a statement says “this statement claims to be a liar paradox, but it is lying”?

                  How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow?

                  Would a fish have as many toes as fins? Would a cow have as many wings as a buffalo?

                  If a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored? Or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

                  Wouldn’t the doctor doing the doctoring need to inform the doctor being doctored with all doctoring options?

                  If the answer to everything is 42, what is the question?

                  Is the question not “what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything”?


                  @stephie

                  If you clean a vaccum, do you become a vaccum cleaner?

                  Depends, would you suck at the job?

                  If you are waiting for a waiter, do you become a waiter?

                  Could you perhaps instead become a patient?

                  How many holes are in a straw?

                  Are you asking an average Joe, an otologist, a topologist, or someone else?

                  Is a stick an instrument because you can make different sounds by hitting it against different things?

                  Is a truck an instrument because you can make different sounds by hitting it against different things?

                  Are colours the same for everyone? Or is what I call red what you call red but not seen in the same red way as what you call red?

                  Does everyone not have a different perception of reality? Does the color blind man not see red and green as the same? Is this an isolated case, or evidence that everyone is different?

                  At what point do I stop asking questions and start praying for my sanity?

                  What kind of question is this? Hasn’t sanity left us forever ago?

                  Is a peanut actually a nut?

                  Does that not depend on how you define nut?

                  Can you grow money on a money tree?

                  How do you define money? Is it the value, or the physical bills?

                  Is there any way to keep the toilet clean without scrubbing it? If so, can somebody please tell me?

                  Could you perhaps stop using the toilet?

                   

                   

                   

                  He is perfect in Justice, yet He is perfect in Mercy, even when we fail Him. For this, He is good.

                  #178387
                  The Ducktator
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                    @thearcaneaxiom

                    Is the question not “what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything”?

                    But why is it 42? Why not 56, or 21 or 3.1415926535897932384626433?

                    Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

                    Who put the dip in the dipshidipdidip?

                    Would a fish have as many toes as fins? Would a cow have as many wings as a buffalo?

                    If buffaloes have wild wings then would cows have tame wings?

                     

                     

                     

                    The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                    #178388
                    The Ducktator
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                      How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

                      How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

                      How much cars could a carpet pet if a carpet could pet cars?

                      How much chaps could a chapstick stick if a chapstick could stick chaps?

                      Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa?

                      If Moses supposes his toeses are roses, does Moses suppose erroneously?

                      Would you rather be a church sign, or a head?

                      How do we know today is Thursday, and that nobody 300 years ago mixed something up?

                      What if it’s Friday?

                      How did people in Bible times ride donkeys in robes? Sidesaddle without a saddle?

                      Is everything related to math and pizza?

                      The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

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