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    HighScribe
    @highscribeofaetherium
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      “It’s harder to make a square evil than it is a triangle.”

      Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

      #179242
      Keilah H.
      @keilah-h
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        @theducktator haha I’m glad you found it funny.

        She would GLADLY kiss him any other time lol. Just not on the battlefield where they’re sure to be stared at. In his words, “Professionals have standards.”

         

        (yes I’m aware that’s a famous meme. I’d tell you the whole story, but it’s long, and I’d need to put in a few trigger warnings.)

         

        Anyway. Yours are hilarious too!! What exactly is exhibit number F, anyway???

        honestly though I don’t remember who Michael Jackson is either, I wanna say he’s a singer but I don’t know. TBH I don’t care anything for most pop culture in our world. I can tell you the names, heights, eye colors, and favorite things to do of my favorite characters, but the only thing I can tell you about most popular singers these days is “They’re mostly women with really questionable clothing habits, or annoying rapper dudes” lol.

        Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

        #179244
        HighScribe
        @highscribeofaetherium
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          @keilah-h @theducktator

          Hilarious quotes, guys XD

          Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

          #179245
          Keilah H.
          @keilah-h
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            @highscribeofaetherium thanks! I only came up with them a few days ago…..

            Yours is funny too!

            Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

            #179246
            HighScribe
            @highscribeofaetherium
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              @keilah-h

              Thanks! I didn’t come up with it, though, it was from a podcast XD

              Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

              #179250
              Trailblazer
              @trailblazer
                • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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                @keilah-h

                but the only thing I can tell you about most popular singers these days is “They’re mostly women with really questionable clothing habits, or annoying rapper dudes” lol.

                Lol for real though… I grew up on Christian contemporary music and I have zero desire to listen to anything secular.

                "Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley

                #179257
                Keilah H.
                @keilah-h
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                  @trailblazer same! (mostly) Although I do listen to soundtracks and that kinda stuff, and I don’t particularly mind older music (like 19somethings old), I’m really not a fan of much modern lyrical music.

                  Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                  #179427
                  Beth Torres
                  @beth-torres
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                    *me watching my little brother do something weird in the living room*

                    Me: What is he doing?

                    My mom: We don’t ask questions, we just live here.

                    "Great winds of a derecho, you're a scary bird!"

                    #179430
                    Trailblazer
                    @trailblazer
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                      Coworker trying to ask for the tongs for the fries: “Can you pass me the tonsils, please?”

                      "Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley

                      #179433
                      ArcticAnimals
                      @arcticanimals
                        • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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                        My brother: “I can’t read this, the main character told me to close the book.”

                        Me: “You’re not a Half-blood, Half-Bloods don’t exist!”

                        “The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It’s simply larger than it needs to be.” -Grac

                        #179435
                        Beth Torres
                        @beth-torres
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                          Kindall: Hey do you know how to tack?

                          Me: Yeah, I know how to attack! I love attacking!

                          Kindall: No… that’s not what I meant…

                          • This reply was modified 6 months, 2 weeks ago by Beth Torres.

                          "Great winds of a derecho, you're a scary bird!"

                          #179438
                          ArcticAnimals
                          @arcticanimals
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                            “Exuberance isn’t that bad.”

                            -Carterlern The Wise

                            • This reply was modified 6 months, 2 weeks ago by ArcticAnimals.

                            “The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It’s simply larger than it needs to be.” -Grac

                            #179440
                            The Ducktator
                            @theducktator
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                              @keilah-h

                              honestly though I don’t remember who Michael Jackson is either, I wanna say he’s a singer but I don’t know. TBH I don’t care anything for most pop culture in our world. I can tell you the names, heights, eye colors, and favorite things to do of my favorite characters, but the only thing I can tell you about most popular singers these days is “They’re mostly women with really questionable clothing habits, or annoying rapper dudes” lol.

                              Everything I know about pop music is what I hear in grocery stores. XD My classmates have a game where they name a pop culture icon and see if I’ve heard of said person/song/movie. Usually, I’m just like “Who?” The one thing I do know is that your last sentence is true. We listen to musical music, classical jazz, hymns, Spanish music, and a bunch of random, often weird songs my dad likes. If you’ve never heard The Mississippi Squirrel Revival, you are missing out. Lol

                              The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                              #179562
                              TheShadow
                              @theshadow
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                                Two quotes from Over the Garden Wall:

                                “I’m too young to go to frog jail!” – Wirt

                                “Hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school.” – Greg

                                "No! Monkeys should have pets, all monkeys should have pets!"

                                #179572
                                Loopy
                                @loopylin
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                                  @theshadow XD I love those.

                                  Over the Garden Wall is the absolute best

                                  “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

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