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    HighScribe
    @highscribeofaetherium
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      “It’s harder to make a square evil than it is a triangle.”

      If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.

      #179242
      Keilah H.
      @keilah-h
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        @theducktator haha I’m glad you found it funny.

        She would GLADLY kiss him any other time lol. Just not on the battlefield where they’re sure to be stared at. In his words, “Professionals have standards.”

         

        (yes I’m aware that’s a famous meme. I’d tell you the whole story, but it’s long, and I’d need to put in a few trigger warnings.)

         

        Anyway. Yours are hilarious too!! What exactly is exhibit number F, anyway???

        honestly though I don’t remember who Michael Jackson is either, I wanna say he’s a singer but I don’t know. TBH I don’t care anything for most pop culture in our world. I can tell you the names, heights, eye colors, and favorite things to do of my favorite characters, but the only thing I can tell you about most popular singers these days is “They’re mostly women with really questionable clothing habits, or annoying rapper dudes” lol.

        "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

        #179244
        HighScribe
        @highscribeofaetherium
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          @keilah-h @theducktator

          Hilarious quotes, guys XD

          If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.

          #179245
          Keilah H.
          @keilah-h
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            @highscribeofaetherium thanks! I only came up with them a few days ago…..

            Yours is funny too!

            "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

            #179246
            HighScribe
            @highscribeofaetherium
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              @keilah-h

              Thanks! I didn’t come up with it, though, it was from a podcast XD

              If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.

              #179250
              Trailblazer
              @trailblazer
                • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
                • Total Posts: 703

                @keilah-h

                but the only thing I can tell you about most popular singers these days is “They’re mostly women with really questionable clothing habits, or annoying rapper dudes” lol.

                Lol for real though… I grew up on Christian contemporary music and I have zero desire to listen to anything secular.

                "Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley

                #179257
                Keilah H.
                @keilah-h
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                  @trailblazer same! (mostly) Although I do listen to soundtracks and that kinda stuff, and I don’t particularly mind older music (like 19somethings old), I’m really not a fan of much modern lyrical music.

                  "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                  #179427
                  SIR FRANKENFURT the 3RD
                  @beth-torres
                    • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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                    *me watching my little brother do something weird in the living room*

                    Me: What is he doing?

                    My mom: We don’t ask questions, we just live here.

                    "Watermelon Earthmelon Firemelon Airmelon. The Elemelons."

                    #179430
                    Trailblazer
                    @trailblazer
                      • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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                      Coworker trying to ask for the tongs for the fries: “Can you pass me the tonsils, please?”

                      "Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley

                      #179433
                      ArcticAnimals
                      @arcticanimals
                        • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
                        • Total Posts: 31

                        My brother: “I can’t read this, the main character told me to close the book.”

                        Me: “You’re not a Half-blood, Half-Bloods don’t exist!”

                        Don't ask me, I don't know either.

                        #179435
                        SIR FRANKENFURT the 3RD
                        @beth-torres
                          • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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                          Kindall: Hey do you know how to tack?

                          Me: Yeah, I know how to attack! I love attacking!

                          Kindall: No… that’s not what I meant…

                          "Watermelon Earthmelon Firemelon Airmelon. The Elemelons."

                          #179438
                          ArcticAnimals
                          @arcticanimals
                            • Rank: Charismatic Rebel
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                            “Exuberance isn’t that bad.”

                            -Carterlern The Wise

                            Don't ask me, I don't know either.

                            #179440
                            The Most Esteemed Feathered One
                            @theducktator
                              • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
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                              @keilah-h

                              honestly though I don’t remember who Michael Jackson is either, I wanna say he’s a singer but I don’t know. TBH I don’t care anything for most pop culture in our world. I can tell you the names, heights, eye colors, and favorite things to do of my favorite characters, but the only thing I can tell you about most popular singers these days is “They’re mostly women with really questionable clothing habits, or annoying rapper dudes” lol.

                              Everything I know about pop music is what I hear in grocery stores. XD My classmates have a game where they name a pop culture icon and see if I’ve heard of said person/song/movie. Usually, I’m just like “Who?” The one thing I do know is that your last sentence is true. We listen to musical music, classical jazz, hymns, Spanish music, and a bunch of random, often weird songs my dad likes. If you’ve never heard The Mississippi Squirrel Revival, you are missing out. Lol

                              If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.

                              #179562
                              TheShadow
                              @theshadow
                                • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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                                Two quotes from Over the Garden Wall:

                                “I’m too young to go to frog jail!” – Wirt

                                “Hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school.” – Greg

                                "No! Monkeys should have pets, all monkeys should have pets!"

                                #179572
                                Loopy
                                @loopylin
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                                  @theshadow XD I love those.

                                  Over the Garden Wall is the absolute best

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