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“Baby Shark is like COVID. If you start singing it, it spreads violently, and people start dying.” -My dad
A girl from a church camp *concerned voice* “I don’t give off homeschool vibes, do I?”
*serious voice* “Mommy, you are not a toilet.”- One of my sisters.
“Last week I preached a sermon called live not by lies. Later I realized I told a big lie in that sermon. I said I was about to conclude, and then preached for another 15 minutes.”-My dad
Some quotes from my characters:
Crystal: “Suzette, I’m seriously concerned for my sanity!” Suzette: “Why?” Crystal: *ashamed voice* “I think I’m in love with Theo.”
Julian: “Would you forget me if I vanished from your life?” Rosa: “…no” Julian: “It’s true love!” Rosa: “More like PTSD.”
Julian: *loses a race* Rosa: *pats his wing* “Slow and steady wins the race, Julian.” *slap* “But not you! YOU lost the race!”
“Have fun and don’t die!” -Queen Natalie
“Walmart is overrated”- Linda Rose
“Lehsunia Hepzibah Mcquackles! What have I told you about eating the kickballs? It’s bad for your health!” -Ondine Mcquackles
“You are not allowed to cross the Black Line of Doom. And you are especially not allowed to cross the Black Line of Even Doomier Doom.”-Ondine Mcquackles
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Devote reddamus!Lol that first one XD
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@theducktator THE FIRST AND LAST ONES LOL
ok, but with a name like “Mcquackles,” are they ducks? Or duck farmers? That’s awesome.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Me: *Gets overly enthusiastic in philosophy class*
Teacher: Time to move on…
Me: B-But we’re not done!!
A particularly charismatic boy: *Leans back in his chair, casually smiling at me through half-lidded sparkly eyes* You. Me. Lunch break. Kierkegaard.
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Me: *Gets super stressed out and overemotional over the relationships in my life, and other people’s problems*
Dad, sitting next to me: You’re like that alien girl from that movie… Space Heroes? Galaxy Guardians?
Me: *Sniffs* You mean Mantis?
Dad: Yeah. *Wiggles fingers over his head* With the freaky bug things.
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Yeah, they’re ducks. All of the character quotes except the first one were from ducks.
Wyoh, may your dad always get beard hair all over the sink that you clean.
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Devote reddamus!Wyoh, may your dad always get beard hair all over the sink that you clean.
Noooooo… PTSD… 😭
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I love your profile pic! Is that a turtle duck? ❤️
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Devote reddamus!@theducktator awww that’s so cute and funny! I’d read a story about ducks.
@whalekeeper lol…..Clips from Guardians of the Galaxy were the thing that got me into Marvel. I only just watched the full series last year, but I read a bunch of the comics."When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
awww that’s so cute and funny! I’d read a story about ducks.
Thanks!
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Devote reddamus!@theducktator you’re welcome!!
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
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some quotes of Jaylen’s (mostly insulting people lol)
(upon defeating her friend whose helmet always slips in front of his eyes) How do you even see outta that thing, Jan?
(dodging Mundy’s sniper shots) Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta–Y’know what, I’m actually not gonna finish that.
(watching a retreating enemy) Ha! Look at ’em run! Go home to your mommas, you sorry worms!
(losing a training simulation) Well, it wasn’t my fault we lost, okay?
(getting splashed with a simulated distilled-venom-jar*) Ugh! Disgusting! I told you I hate it when you do that!
*A rather intuitive (albeit strange) practice. Mundy’s idea. He’ll take his own venom (don’t ask the details on how he gets enough of it) and put it into an easily breakable object, such as a jar, to make a grenade-type weapon. Everyone else thinks he’s a lunatic.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
One of my classmates: “Do you know who Michael Jackson is?” Me: “Isn’t he a basketball player?”
“Sometimes sacred cows make good burgers.” -my dad
“I would like to enter into evidence stipulated exhibit number F.” -my brother during a mock trial
Mom: “Why did you dump water on your sister?” My brother: “I wanted to dump my water there, but she was in the way!”
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