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LOL! ikr… (in a nerdy voice >) That is, literally me!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
@the_lost-journal lol yesss
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Here are some freakout quotes!
“Stupid! You’re all stupid! There’s no evidence! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!!! I refuse to acknowledge you because you’re stupid!”
“Because… because…. because… BECAUSE! BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!”
“Th-that’s not fair! It’s not fair! It’s not fair… It’s not fair It’s not fair It’s not fair! NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR! NOT FAIIIIRRRR!!!!”
“Wha-… apologize…. apologize…. APOLOGIZE!! APOLOGIZE!!!”
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Quote dump:
“You’re really sweet, like a strawberry. Like the juice of a strawberry.” (overheard from one coworker to another)
“You want to know what I really want to do? I want to hide in that empty tomb on the stage at church and pop out at the end of the service to surprise everybody.” (my 30-year-old cousin)
“I wish I could lick my gloves.” (a manager)
And now a more serious quote:
“Child,” said Aslan, “That is why all the rest are now a horror to her. That is what happens to those who pluck and eat fruits at the wrong time in the wrong way. The fruit is good, but they loathe it ever after.” -C.S. Lewis in The Magician’s Nephew
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
Interaction #1: (between Cocoa and Yatta, a chocolate bunny and a piñata)
“You look REALLY SWEET, Cocoa!”
“Aw! Thanks Yatta! I try to- wait, did you say ‘look’?”
“YEAH! You LOOK super sweet! Like CHOCOLATE!”
“… Yatta, you know I am not chocolate…. right-?”
“… Right, right uhuh…. I MEAN- I KNEW THAT!! DUH!!!”
“Yatta!!!”
Interaction #2: (between Connie and Shrimpo, a ghost and a shrimp)
“I HATE TOONS THAT FLOAT!”
“…I feel very targeted.”
“I HATE TOONS WHO THINK THEY’RE THE MAIN TOPIC!!!”
“WHO ELSE FLOATS AS MUCH AS ME SHRIMPO!?”
“I DO NOT ASNWER TO YOU!!!”
Interaction #3: (between Rudi and Bobette, a reindeer and an ornament)
“I looove Christmas!”
“Ha ha! Yeah, me too…!”
“. . .”
“…”
“We sure do love Christmas.”
“…Happens once a year.”
Interaction #4: (between Looey and Boxten, a balloon animal and a music box)
“I like your square head!”
“What?”
“I like that your head is a square!”
“I mean, thanks?”
“No problem!”
Interaction #5: (between Finn and Glisten, a fishbowl and a mirror)
“Hey, Glisten, do you think I look so-FISH-ticated?”
“Never say that to me again.”
“Alright! It’s oh-FISH-ial, no more jokes with you!”
“Someone get me OUT of this elevator!!!”
“Oh my COD! Calm down buddy!”
“SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR TO THIS ELEVATOR PLEAAASE!!!”
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
“speaking of wise women, did I tell you I saw Luigi walk into a liquor store and he waved and smiled at me and my brothers” -my friend
“Don’t you wish it was your job to get up in the morning and scream?” -Dad
“One day I’ll be an upstairs neighbor and learn tap dancing.” -my cousin
“We’re in Japan. No one’s poor in Japan.” -a different cousin
“Oh gosh gee wilikers. I thought Greenland had a baby.” -yet another different cousin
I have so many of these hehe
🎵Movin’ right along🎶
@loopylin @the_lost-journal oh man these are flippin’ hilarious!!
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
@trailblazer I remember the Narnia quote!
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Thank you! Mine were all from dandy’s world… he he!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Those are great. Coworker conversations are the best and worst things to overhear. XD
You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you... Are you brave again? -Aslan
@loopylin Speaking of wise women,
Mother: That guy… He looks like, like…
Us: Gandalf!
Mother: Yes!
Us: In a button down flannel shirt!
Mother: What is he doing at Brookshire’s?
(Really happened. We saw Gandalf walk out of a local grocery store dressed like a country bumkin. It was unnerving.)
Me*holding up cast*: You know, this is such a handy break.
You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you... Are you brave again? -Aslan
I just heard the craziest quotes 😭😂
Here are some of them:
“For those who don’t understandm, Once upon a side salad, in the floating vegetable continent of Broccolonia, a chicken named Sir Cluckles the Fifth woke up wearing a monocle and speaking fluent Morse code. He wasn’t always so sophisticated—last Tuesday he was just a spoon. Broccolonia was ruled by a jellybean with an MBA named King Fizzlesticks, who outlawed anything that clucked after 3 PM. Chickens rebelled. So did clocks. Even a confused spatula joined in. Sir Cluckles, riding a hover-goat named “Barbara Streisand’s Elbow,” declared war on gravity and invented anti-gravity soup, which immediately floated out of its bowl and recited Shakespeare upside down. The rebellion began in the Great Disco of Spoons, where 84 chickens disguised as IKEA furniture performed a synchronized kazoo battle against the forces of the Bureau of Boring Sandwiches (led by a single sock puppet named Brenda). Meanwhile, a pineapple in a top hat screamed, “THE MOON IS JUST A BOILED POTATO,” and then transformed into a highly emotional ukulele. Just when things got weird, a portal opened and out walked Albert Einstein, tap-dancing with a chicken nugget that claimed to be his long-lost twin. They summoned the Council of Interdimensional Alpacas, who sneezed in binary code, triggering a universal reset that turned everyone into socks. Sir Cluckles, now a time-traveling rubber duck, floated away whispering, “This was never about the eggs. It was about the existential yolk.”
“I love it when ppl help old ppl fly again ❤️ it’s so heartwarming❤️”
“It’s so nice to see your pictures with the dinosaurs… it brings back memories”
“Lucky!! I’ve always wanted to ride a sea horse!”
“Omg those brownies look so good and they totally match ur outfit!”
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
“For those who don’t understandm, Once upon a side salad, in the floating vegetable continent of Broccolonia, a chicken named Sir Cluckles the Fifth woke up wearing a monocle and speaking fluent Morse code. He wasn’t always so sophisticated—last Tuesday he was just a spoon. Broccolonia was ruled by a jellybean with an MBA named King Fizzlesticks, who outlawed anything that clucked after 3 PM. Chickens rebelled. So did clocks. Even a confused spatula joined in. Sir Cluckles, riding a hover-goat named “Barbara Streisand’s Elbow,” declared war on gravity and invented anti-gravity soup, which immediately floated out of its bowl and recited Shakespeare upside down. The rebellion began in the Great Disco of Spoons, where 84 chickens disguised as IKEA furniture performed a synchronized kazoo battle against the forces of the Bureau of Boring Sandwiches (led by a single sock puppet named Brenda). Meanwhile, a pineapple in a top hat screamed, “THE MOON IS JUST A BOILED POTATO,” and then transformed into a highly emotional ukulele. Just when things got weird, a portal opened and out walked Albert Einstein, tap-dancing with a chicken nugget that claimed to be his long-lost twin. They summoned the Council of Interdimensional Alpacas, who sneezed in binary code, triggering a universal reset that turned everyone into socks. Sir Cluckles, now a time-traveling rubber duck, floated away whispering, “This was never about the eggs. It was about the existential yolk.”
🤣🤣🤣
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
What was your favorite act?
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
@the_lost-journal LOLLLLLLLLL
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
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