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Sister: “Dad, you should give up telling bad jokes for Lent.”
Dad: “Well, in Lent we are supposed to give special attention to the poor, and my jokes are certainly poor.”
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
“You look like a hot dog truck that crashed into a flower shop.” -my brother
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
funny thing that happened between me and my brother earlier:
So, if anyone doesn’t know, I have this picture of Sniper as my computer background.
So I was loading up my computer for my math program and my brother came into my room just as I was doing that, and here’s the exchange that resulted:
Ethan: oh look the homeless guy (referencing a meme he saw where someone mistranslated “sniper” as “homeless” for some reason. He loves memes and works them into as many conversations as he can)
me: he’s not homeless, he has a home on my computer
E: You can have a home under a bridge and still be homeless, why not a computer?
me: no!
E: okay but is he living there rent free?
me: he lives rent free in my BRAIN lol
E: well then that’s not homeless that’s called being a squatter
and then I shooed him off cause I had to finish my schoolwork lol
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
@theducktator ikr? siblings lol
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Siblings are weird…one of my sisters made up this whole story at lunch about how she was the best sweeper ever, even better than Donald Trump, who loves sweeping and has an entire room full of crumbs that he sweeps for fun.
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
@theducktator wha……?
lolllll
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
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