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Sister: “Dad, you should give up telling bad jokes for Lent.”
Dad: “Well, in Lent we are supposed to give special attention to the poor, and my jokes are certainly poor.”
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
“You look like a hot dog truck that crashed into a flower shop.” -my brother
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
funny thing that happened between me and my brother earlier:
So, if anyone doesn’t know, I have this picture of Sniper as my computer background.
So I was loading up my computer for my math program and my brother came into my room just as I was doing that, and here’s the exchange that resulted:
Ethan: oh look the homeless guy (referencing a meme he saw where someone mistranslated “sniper” as “homeless” for some reason. He loves memes and works them into as many conversations as he can)
me: he’s not homeless, he has a home on my computer
E: You can have a home under a bridge and still be homeless, why not a computer?
me: no!
E: okay but is he living there rent free?
me: he lives rent free in my BRAIN lol
E: well then that’s not homeless that’s called being a squatter
and then I shooed him off cause I had to finish my schoolwork lol
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
@theducktator ikr? siblings lol
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Siblings are weird…one of my sisters made up this whole story at lunch about how she was the best sweeper ever, even better than Donald Trump, who loves sweeping and has an entire room full of crumbs that he sweeps for fun.
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
@theducktator wha……?
lolllll
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
I am bored… and I am feeling sad. So here are some depressing quotes 😁😉
‘Why is this happening to me?!”
“Wh- why… me…?”
“NONE OF YOU ARE ANY DIFFERENT!”
“I- I’m sorry…”
“Sorry man… I couldn’t keep the promise we made.”
“Mason wouldn’t hurt a fly!”
“Perhaps we’ll meet again… in another life.”
“No matter what… just survive.”
“But… I wanna believe in myself!”
“shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP!”
“I’m telling you! It wasn’t me!”
“I KILLED HER! I DID IT!”
“I- I can’t believe you LIED!”
“How do you know, what I don’t know?!”
“I don’t expect you to forgive me…”
“NO! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!”
“I will guide you all.”
“And that’s why I NEED to go home!”
“What… is this…?”
“I am no more than a tool…”
“GIVE ME BACK MADDISON!”
“JUST FORGIVE ME ALL READY!”
“Ha! You make me laugh!”
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“You guys can stay alive… by believing in me.”
“Don’t forget about your teacher!”
“NOLLLANNN!!!”
“Please! Paige! Don’t go!”
“Why… did it end up like this…?”
“I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THAT!”
“Cecilia… you were the traitor…?”
“I truly love the hope that sleeps inside you.”
“I’m… not… scared… *gasp*… at ALL!”
“NO! YOU’RE WRONG!”
“THAN WHY DIDN’T ANYONE SAVE ME?!”
“I can do it! I CAN DO IT!”
“I don’t want it to end like this either!”
“And THAT’S why YOU don’t have any friends!”
“Please… stay by my side.”
“YOU HAVE TO LIVE! You can’t lose! I believe in you!”
“Do whatever you want…”
“I WILL SURVIVE!”
“Don’t worry!”
“Then I’d rather just die!”
“NOTHING IS CLEAR AT ALL!”
“NO! I don’t want you to abandon me too!”
“I DID NOT KILL MAY!”
“You’re STUPID! That was just a lie! Ha ha ha! You guys thought I died! So stupid!”
“I’M THE ONE WHO KILLED CHARLIE!”
And most of those quotes ended with the person dying or crying!
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
@the_lost-journal where are those from?
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
A lot of different things! Murder mysteries, adventures, anime (😳😂), but I have forgotten where most of them are from… I just keep a folder of sad quotes! And I decided to share it!
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
@the_lost-journal ooh cool! Those are your favorite genres?
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Well… I’d say Murder mysteries and fantasy adventure stories are my favorite! Anime is something I watch from time to time, not too often.
But yes, I do love all three…. they also happen to be the saddest ones 😅
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
K I’m gonna dump some quotes in here…
“Have you ever wondered what would happen if I vacuumed your hair?” -my brother
“I have sunshine in my soul today.” -a coworker
“We should see that the more we set ourselves to control another person, the less intimate we can be with them, for intimacy is found in vulnerability and surrender, not in control.” -Frangipane
“The door of relationship swings on the hinges of humility.” -Dean Sherman
“Until you conquer the fear of being an outsider, an outsider you will remain.” -C.S. Lewis
“What you give your attention to is the person you become.” -John Mark Comer
“Hurry and love are oil and water; they simply do not mix… Hurry kills relationships. Love takes time; hurry doesn’t have it.” -John Mark Comer
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
“Hurting someone is easy…. Like throwing a rock into water. But have you ever stopped to wonder… how deep that rock could go…?”
“You- you said you wouldn’t tell anyone- you promised… I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LIED!” – 1st girl. “You have only yourself to blame. You came to me with your tragic little story, I didn’t ask you to.” – 2nd guy.
“The world has a front and a back , a top inning and a bottom , a sea of truth and a web of lies…”
“Your saying I should take these feelings of anger and emptiness and turn them into a novel?”
If you reach for the stars, you get the stars. But if you reach for heaven you get the stars with it
@the_lost-journal lol that last one
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
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