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January 26, 2025 at 5:35 pm #196093
Quotes of the day.
Dad: “We have to leave. Like, in two seconds.”
Me, two seconds later: “Oh gosh darn, I missed it.”
Dad: “What?”
Me: “Leaving.”
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Sister: “I’ll carry the unholy bag!”
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Pastor: “They say the construction is on schedule.” *Rolls eyes* “Live by faith, not by sight.”
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Dad: “Can a sheep hold a sword?”
Me: “Uh…”
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Friend: “Your face is an incomplete sentence!”
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An older church member in the nursing home: “Oh, this blanket? The nurse got it for me; nicked it off another body.”
The exhaustion is strong with this one
January 26, 2025 at 6:34 pm #196104January 26, 2025 at 6:44 pm #196105My brother trying to insult me: Have you ever noticed that your forehead looks like a fivehead?
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)January 26, 2025 at 6:47 pm #196106My sister: “You’re an iota! An insignificant dot!”
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
January 26, 2025 at 6:53 pm #196107@theducktator lol
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)January 26, 2025 at 7:18 pm #196108“Whatever sheet thing the Greeks wore” -me
You're extra special <3
#AnduthForever (💕)January 26, 2025 at 7:19 pm #196109January 28, 2025 at 6:41 am #196182My sister, introducing me: So this is my sister
Me: Hi, what’s your name? I’m My Sister.
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
January 28, 2025 at 10:22 am #196210thats nice. here is one:
“If you are vertical challenged, you can stand on the bench and place your bag on there like this.” He was talking about short people…
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
January 28, 2025 at 10:27 am #196218here is a greek god!
“I am Embilia, goddess of stupidity. Come to me with your bad decisions, and I will make them more… stupider-ly.”
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
January 28, 2025 at 12:09 pm #196256The amount of “vertically challenged” jokes at school in seventh and eighth grade still haunts my soul…
At least I’m taller than my mom
She’s five foot
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
January 28, 2025 at 9:50 pm #196330Classmate 1: “Guys! I have the answer!”
Classmate 2: “Crack!”
Text exchange with my mom:
Me: “We are out of bird seed, suet, and grapefruit.”
Mom: “And I am at the eye doctor.”
Me: “I know. If you ask a store associate, I’m sure they can read the labels for you.”
Classmate: “You are a very classical human being.”
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
February 2, 2025 at 7:27 pm #196762Memorable quotes from church camp:
“Ah! Glitter! Burn it with fire!”
“Where the flip did that shirt spawn from?”
“It’s the Rizzy Rogan Hat!”
“But Rogan doesn’t have rizz!”
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
February 3, 2025 at 6:15 am #196776That’s hilarious. At one retreat a priest tried to convince us that anyone who was baptised had “rizz.”
Basically: Rizz is short for charisma. In Greek, the original language of the New Testament, one of the words used for the gifts of the Holy Spirit was “charism” (I think I’m remembering this right) and that basically means “charisma.” You receive the Holy Spirit upon baptism.
Therefore, Christians all have rizz.
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
February 3, 2025 at 6:16 am #196777The same priest would do push-up competitions whenever he came to an event XD
Last time I think he did like thirty push-ups? I dunno
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
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