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Quotes of the day.
Dad: “We have to leave. Like, in two seconds.”
Me, two seconds later: “Oh gosh darn, I missed it.”
Dad: “What?”
Me: “Leaving.”
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Sister: “I’ll carry the unholy bag!”
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Pastor: “They say the construction is on schedule.” *Rolls eyes* “Live by faith, not by sight.”
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Dad: “Can a sheep hold a sword?”
Me: “Uh…”
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Friend: “Your face is an incomplete sentence!”
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An older church member in the nursing home: “Oh, this blanket? The nurse got it for me; nicked it off another body.”
#ProtectAdolinKholin
Those are awesome. XD
If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.
My brother trying to insult me: Have you ever noticed that your forehead looks like a fivehead?
Why do I change my signature so much? DJT!!!
#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)My sister: “You’re an iota! An insignificant dot!”
If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.
@theducktator lol
Why do I change my signature so much? DJT!!!
#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)“Whatever sheet thing the Greeks wore” -me
STOP!!!!!!! Have you eaten Breakfast???
#AnduthForever (hopefully 💕)
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