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  • #193773
    The Ducktator
    @theducktator
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      “Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn’t work, Load, Aim, Fire.” -A bumper sticker I saw

      MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!

      #193783
      Keilah H.
      @keilah-h
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        @theducktator haha I think I’ve seen the same kind of thing before

        "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

        #194010
        Keilah H.
        @keilah-h
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          “By either rain or sweat, you’re gonna get wet.” –Singaporean saying that also applies to Florida (where I come from. Florida, that is. Not Singapore.)

          “While on a cruise or any other vacation, don’t be that guy and you’ll have a great time”–another saying

          "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

          #194095
          whaley
          @whalekeeper
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            I had to share this message I got from my grandma this evening.

            …Their house is down the street from us. 🤣🤣 My grandmother lives for socializing.

            The exhaustion is strong with this one

            #194097
            The Ducktator
            @theducktator
              • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
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              @whalekeeper

              Lolllll

              MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!

              #194098
              The Ducktator
              @theducktator
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                “You didn’t even make ambulance noises!”-me

                 

                “Slothy doesn’t like going to the doctor because last time she had her back pulled out and stuffed full of donuts.”-my cousin

                MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!

                #194149
                Keilah H.
                @keilah-h
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                  @theducktator

                  “Slothy doesn’t like going to the doctor because last time she had her back pulled out and stuffed full of donuts.”

                  Did that doctor look like this?

                  (just a sketch, not an actual portrait)

                  Cause I TOLD him I was gonna be nice and not let him get caught and convicted for malpractice, if only he behaved.

                  Stuffing someone’s spine full of donuts is NOT behaving.

                  I’m gonna have to talk to him about that……..

                   

                   

                   

                  ok but the things kids come up with sometimes lolllllll

                  "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                  #194159
                  The Ducktator
                  @theducktator
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                    @keilah-h

                    Lol, the doctors were aged 10, 8, and 5. My cousin was 14. 😂

                    MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!

                    #194164
                    Keilah H.
                    @keilah-h
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                      @theducktator Phew, it wasn’t him! You saved me the trouble of an awkward conversation.

                       

                      lollllll

                      "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                      #194184
                      The Ducktator
                      @theducktator
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                        “Mr. Cruncher himself always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.” -Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

                        MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!

                        #194346
                        Keilah H.
                        @keilah-h
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                          @theducktator LOLLLL That’s an actual Dickens quote?

                           

                          nvm that actually makes sense for him to say that

                          "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                          #195579
                          Andrew
                          @raxforge
                            • Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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                            Me to my brother: I would like to see you try and eat dad.

                            My brother: No!!!

                            My other brother: Start with his tosies.

                            • This reply was modified 3 months, 1 week ago by Andrew. Reason: I’m bad at it

                            Bestest Teddy Bear
                            #AnduthForever (❤️)

                            #195581
                            Keilah H.
                            @keilah-h
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                              @raxforge lolllll what prompted THAT conversation?

                              "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                              #195582
                              Andrew
                              @raxforge
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                                @keilah-h you don’t want to know 🤣

                                Bestest Teddy Bear
                                #AnduthForever (❤️)

                                #195604
                                Keilah H.
                                @keilah-h
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                                  @raxforge 😂

                                  "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

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