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[The Most Esteemed Feathered One]

“Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn’t work, Load, Aim, Fire.” -A bumper sticker I saw

I, for one, really like Roman numerals.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator haha I think I’ve seen the same kind of thing before

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

[Keilah H.]

“By either rain or sweat, you’re gonna get wet.” –Singaporean saying that also applies to Florida (where I come from. Florida, that is. Not Singapore.)

“While on a cruise or any other vacation, don’t be that guy and you’ll have a great time”–another saying

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

[whaley]

I had to share this message I got from my grandma this evening.

…Their house is down the street from us. 🤣🤣 My grandmother lives for socializing.

There has been no news for Silksong for today...

[The Most Esteemed Feathered One]

@whalekeeper

Lolllll

I, for one, really like Roman numerals.

[The Most Esteemed Feathered One]

“You didn’t even make ambulance noises!”-me

 

“Slothy doesn’t like going to the doctor because last time she had her back pulled out and stuffed full of donuts.”-my cousin

I, for one, really like Roman numerals.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator

“Slothy doesn’t like going to the doctor because last time she had her back pulled out and stuffed full of donuts.”

Did that doctor look like this?

(just a sketch, not an actual portrait)

Cause I TOLD him I was gonna be nice and not let him get caught and convicted for malpractice, if only he behaved.

Stuffing someone’s spine full of donuts is NOT behaving.

I’m gonna have to talk to him about that……..

 

 

 

ok but the things kids come up with sometimes lolllllll

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

[The Most Esteemed Feathered One]

@keilah-h

Lol, the doctors were aged 10, 8, and 5. My cousin was 14. 😂

I, for one, really like Roman numerals.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator Phew, it wasn’t him! You saved me the trouble of an awkward conversation.

 

lollllll

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

[The Most Esteemed Feathered One]

“Mr. Cruncher himself always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.” -Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

I, for one, really like Roman numerals.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator LOLLLL That’s an actual Dickens quote?

 

nvm that actually makes sense for him to say that

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

[Andrew]

Me to my brother: I would like to see you try and eat dad.

My brother: No!!!

My other brother: Start with his tosies.

• This reply was modified 1 month ago by Andrew. Reason: I’m bad at it

"You're more boppable."
#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)

[Keilah H.]

@raxforge lolllll what prompted THAT conversation?

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

[Andrew]

@keilah-h you don’t want to know 🤣

"You're more boppable."
#AnduthForever (Lord Willing)

[Keilah H.]

@raxforge 😂

"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

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