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Dad: “Online church isn’t real church!”
Me: “It’s like vegan sausage.”
AMEN TO THAT!!!
Why wouldn’t I bring a sword to a wedding?” -me
I dunno. I would.
Man is born for the fight, to be forged and molded into a sharper, finer, stronger image of God
I don’t know who to tag here… but I got some good quotes I’ve been saving for the past five months…
Friend: “Is it still panic if it happens every day?”
Friend 1: “You’re an Anglo-Saxon, too.”
Friend 2: “Does that mean I’m a Viking?”
Friend: “Oh no! We have to yield to the people shoveling dirt!”
Also said friend: “I just like to dread stuff sometimes.”
ESL Friend: “I have a streak!” *starts falling over*
Friend 2: “That’s a stroke.”
Friend: “I need someone to shoot me in the toilet first.”
Friend: “Can I pleaseeee just pull up your pants?”
Friend: “I would eat a cow so big that when it sneezes, it creates a galaxy.”
Friend: “Sometimes I stretch so good that my reality is altered when I’m finished.”
Friend: “I have an onion wallet. Every time I open it, I start crying.”
Friend: “There’s a place to be a cat, and there’s a place not to be a cat.”
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
Lol, those are great!
If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.
the second to last one lolllll
that’s a really good one
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
“They live in Spain, but without the a.” –a reaction to a video of rotating 3D models
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
“My brain is an English muffin filled with neurons!”-me
“I’m not a smarty pants. I’m a clever trousers!”- my brother
If you want to find all the cops, they're hanging out in the donut shop.
“My brain ain’t mathing.” —Me to my brother as I stare at a math concept that I haven’t worked on in like a week and have forgotten temporarily. Luckily I remembered a few minutes later.
“Odd things about living in my brain number 271: Thinking about Sniper throws off my aim, ironically.” —my thoughts after missing a throw at a wastebasket because my mind decided to make use of its still-new simping license right then.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
also @theducktator English muffin brain is very accurate.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
@whalekeeper ahahaha
let me guess, whatever’s attacking him involves snow.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
@whalekeeper lolllll
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
I won’t tell y’all exactly who said this, but Xmas day:
“My burps smell like cookies and I need something healthy”
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
“IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A REAL PIG!”
-My sister
No context *laughs*
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
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