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Carrot Cake: “Oh… I guess you don’t! But HEEE does!” *Carrot Cake points at Sniper* “And you have a weird devils tongue… ARE YOU FROM HELL?! Is there fire there? But I think that weird girl looks weird too! She must be weird, and as weird as can be! Did I mention she is weird? She has weird eyes!” *Carrot Cake uses her fingers to make her eyes wider.* “What is it like to be non-human!? I have always wondered what a dog thinks of?!?”
Scout: What? No!
Huntress: Can confirm, he’s annoying but not that evil. *sees Carrot Cake doing the weird thing with her eyes* Wha….What are you doing? My eyes don’t look like that.
Sniper, deciding to put in his two cents, because neither of the others are paying attention: Can’t speak for the other species, but bein’ an Argonite is pretty much the same thing as bein’ a human from what I know. Ya just have a tail and don’t ‘ave to worry about drownin’.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Scout: What? No!
Huntress: Can confirm, he’s annoying but not that evil. *sees Carrot Cake doing the weird thing with her eyes* Wha….What are you doing? My eyes don’t look like that.
Sniper, deciding to put in his two cents, because neither of the others are paying attention: Can’t speak for the other species, but bein’ an Argonite is pretty much the same thing as bein’ a human from what I know. Ya just have a tail and don’t ‘ave to worry about drownin’.
“They kinda do look like that!” Carrot Cake leaned forward. “But they are kinda pretty! In a weird way! And to the alligator man,” Carrot turned towards him. “How do you know what being human is like if you aren’t human????? I gotta go!” And Carrot Cake turned and ran out the door.
What tha….? CARROT CAKE!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Hello! I was told to do this, and I was also told that you were trustworthy and wouldn’t spill any of my secrets! So I can be honest!
1. What is your full name?
Celestia Grace Kaimor. I may not be BLOOD related to the Kaimor family, but I was adopted… Well… Kind of. I used to be a thief, but then I did a job where I had to work for the kings brother, I was originally going to steal this necklace for this guy. But I loved the royal family so much, that I ditched the mission all together! And now King Emmanuel calls me his niece. *Celestia looks away.* But I would betray them if I was paid enough money.
2. What is the most important thing the average person should know about you?
Nothing. Anyone who is “Average” should know nothing about me! They are poor, I am rich, they are nothing, I am everything! They are below me! Of course, when I am around the royal families, I act as if I care deeply for the common folk. If I am being honest… I am disgusted by all of them. They are all just the dirt under the heel of my shoe. I stomp on them like bugs. *Celestia smirked* They hate me, and I hate them! But they can do nothing about it, I am in the royal family now, and they must treat me like a princess! I LOVE IT!
3. What is your body language right now? [Describe them in the interview, sitting/standing, fidgeting, etc.]
Celestia is sitting with proper posture, but every once in a while she’ll slump down, or pick ear wax out of her ear, or lean against something. She sometimes even rolls her eyes when talking about something. As if she fakes manners, but doesn’t actually have the,
4. How would other people describe you?
Well… other people of importance are very fond of me! They love me! They would say I am hard working, kind, respectful to all, honest, and heavenly! *Celestia begins to laugh* But none of it is true! I am an excellent chess player, and as I said to someone earlier, I play them all like pawns! It is quite funny! They think I am helping them, they think I am dong it for their gain! They made me the Keepers royal advisor! And the Keepers trust me more than ever! But I am simply using them!
5. Where do you live? What is your race/ethnicity?
I am from the Kingdom of (blech) Kaimor… located on an island that belongs to South America. Our islands are left alone from the rest of the world. I am white, and with my background, my great great great great great great grandfather is from France, while my whatever amount of greats was also from France. They moved here and ever since then my family has been from here. But we have not stayed French. Oh! And I am the only current survivor of my family. All of my brothers and sisters are dead! Along with my grandparents, and parents! *Celestia smiles joyfully*
6. What do you contribute to your world?
I only contribute to myself! But if you wanted to ask fake me, I AdViSe tHe kEePeRs! *Celestia mocked*
7. What kind of struggles do you face in your everyday life?
Just trying to not get discovered! I wouldn’t want my whole life to fall away, that would not be nice! Would it? Of course, if someone were to pay me, I would leave that entire life.
8. What motivates you?
The basic thing to say is money… but I enjoy playing people too… But I am not a bad person! I have a sad story to tell! And it makes up for everything!… That story? It doesn’t exist. But I am okay with making one up!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Did this topic die…? 🙁 I DOUBT IT!!!!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Nope, just gotta ask someone else some questions.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
idc if I have done this three times already, it is just fun to do!!!!! I am gonna do Prince Leander!!!!
1. What is your full name?
Prince Leander will be enough. Unless, if you want me to say my full name. *Leander smirks.*
2. What is the most important thing the average person should know about you?
“I am prince over an entire race, and that I don’t want to be treated any different. I don’t want special attention, I don’t want servants cleaning my palace, and knights guarding my every move. I just want to be treated as if I am a normal adult.” *Leander shrugs.* “That is why I live in a humble little jungle hut like the rest of my people! And I hunt for my own food, and that kind of stuff.” *Leander shrugs again* I didn’t choose to be the prince, so I am not gonna live my life like that. But unfortunately I still have the responsibility of being one.” *Leander sighs*
3. What is your body language right now? [Describe them in the interview, sitting/standing, fidgeting, etc.]
*Leander is siting back in his chair, and sometimes he darts his eyes around. His tail sometimes flicks around. He also picks through his teeth with his fingernail.*
4. How would other people describe you?
“Well, the young female of my domain call me handsome, while the young males call me annoying. The elders and grown ones think I am annoying too, and not fit for prince. But my true love says that I am perfect just the way I am, and I stick to what she says!” *Leander chuckles.*
5. Where do you live? What is your race/ethnicity?
“I am a Paradalis! And I am from South America. Paradalis are these cat like people! They got cat eyes, ears, tails, and abilities. See?” *Leader points to his different cat like features* “Oh yeah! I am from Kaimor!”
6. What do you contribute to your world?
“I guess ruling my people, and making sure they don’t kill everything! I also hold the charm of the jungle and all, but that is just some little trinket or something!”
7. What kind of struggles do you face in your everyday life?
“Fallen… gosh! I can’t stand fallen! The jungle is CRAWLING with them! Apparently some Kaimorian scientists did a survey or whatever, and it turns out the large majority of fallen are Paradalis!!! Who would have thought so many Paradalis would want to become a twisted animal!… Hopefully that isn’t foreshadowing anything…” *Leander chuckles nervously*
8. What motivates you?
My one true love! Rapha! Princess Rapha! We are gonna get married one day, and then we’ll produce an heir! And finally my people will see that I am not a worthless waste of space!” *Tears came to Leaders eyes.* “My brother is wrong! I am not a waste of oxygen! I will prove him wrong! And when I do! I’ll… I’lll spit on his grave!…” Leader looked away. “B-but… I don’t thunk Rapha would approve of that…”
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
@the_lost-journal I think Leander’s my favorite character of yours so far!
Mind if my characters ask him a few questions? They’ll probably be surprised at how similar the creatures of their worlds are.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Really?! Of course you can!!!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
@the_lost-journal okay!!
*Scout sees Leander being interviewed*
Scout’s thoughts: Hey, an Ailurid! Although his eyes look more like a Changeling’s. Maybe he’s a hybrid.
*He nudges Huntress to get her to look. She notices Leander and comes over to him*
Huntress: You remind me of my best friend. He’s got catlike ears and a tail just like yours. You said you’re a…Pardalis? That’s interesting….Where I come from, they’re called Ailurids, but I could see why different regions of the galaxy would have different names. What planet are you from?
(oh no she’s gonna start confusing him with these questions lol)
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Leander looks up from the interview. “Huh? Oh! Hey!…” Leander listens to the questions… not knowing how to respond.
Huntress: You remind me of my best friend. He’s got catlike ears and a tail just like yours. You said you’re a…Pardalis? That’s interesting….Where I come from, they’re called Ailurids, but I could see why different regions of the galaxy would have different names. What planet are you from?
“Uhm… Well yes. I am a Paradalis! And I am proud to be so! And your features remind me of the Eidechse! They are lizard like people. And they have pretty similar eyes to ours. Plus they have weird tongues too.” Leander said, sticking out his own tongue and pointing at it…. for some reason??? “But… Aliurids…? Am I saying that right? That’s cool… I guess… What does it mean? I know that Paradalis is latin for leopard!” Leander said, getting a little more excited as he talked. “So where do you come from? And what do you mean by… ‘different galaxy’… That’s a little weird… And what planet am I from…? Well… earth… isn’t everybody…?” Leander tilted his head in confusion.
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
And your features remind me of the Eidechse!
[I’m assuming he’s talking to Sniper here, in terms of the lizard thing. Unless he’s just referring to Scout’s forked tongue.]
Huntress: Eidechse….That sounds like a Drachen word, kinda. It’s got the same harshness to it. I wonder if Medic’s ever heard it.
Ailurid….What does it mean?
Huntress: Your pronunciation sounds close enough to me! I believe it also means “catlike.” It’s in an old extinct language. Come to think of it, your Latin language is probably similar, since I could’ve sworn I heard something similar to “Pardalis” in scientific names before.
So where do you come from? And what do you mean by… ‘different galaxy’… That’s a little weird… And what planet am I from…? Well… earth… isn’t everybody…?
Scout: Earth? Like, as in the ground?
Sniper: Never ‘eard of it.
Huntress: Everyone where you come from is all on one planet? That’s a little weird. Is there no space travel? How many people are there? There are billions in our galaxy, and I don’t think they’d be able to fit on one planet. How many moons does Earth have? Sniper and I currently live on Australis, which has one moon, Taz. It’s covered with forests. The planet also has a ring system that used to be mined for valuable ores, but now most of the ore’s gone and it’s just empty rocks.
Scout: And I live on Shawmut, which is a moon itself, of the planet Lygon.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
They’re gonna be horribly confused when they realize that the galaxy Scout, Huntress and Sniper come from is basically just a version of Earth where almost every country is a planet (with the exception of some of the biggest ones, which are whole solar systems). Hopefully they won’t start talking history, or things will get really weird. LOL.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Leander eyes were filled with pure confusion. His mouth hung open as if they were speaking another language.
“What…?” He asked…. not knowing what to say.
Huntress: Eidechse….That sounds like a Drachen word, kinda. It’s got the same harshness to it. I wonder if Medic’s ever heard it.
“Uh! Yeah! I believe it is German! The main people we have living here are Germans, French, Brazilian, and Portuguese. They uh… we all speak Latin…”
Huntress: Your pronunciation sounds close enough to me! I believe it also means “catlike.” It’s in an old extinct language. Come to think of it, your Latin language is probably similar, since I could’ve sworn I heard something similar to “Pardalis” in scientific names before.
“Hm… Well… that is interesting…”
Scout: Earth? Like, as in the ground?
Sniper: Never ‘eard of it.
Huntress: Everyone where you come from is all on one planet? That’s a little weird. Is there no space travel? How many people are there? There are billions in our galaxy, and I don’t think they’d be able to fit on one planet. How many moons does Earth have? Sniper and I currently live on Australis, which has one moon, Taz. It’s covered with forests. The planet also has a ring system that used to be mined for valuable ores, but now most of the ore’s gone and it’s just empty rocks.
Scout: And I live on Shawmut, which is a moon itself, of the planet Lygon.
“N-no… Earth… as in the planet. How have y0u never heard of earth? Aren’t you Australian…? Come to think of it… the animal hybrids only live in Kaimor… they are extinct everywhere else in the world… And only people of royalty who are humans may leave the island. And yes, we all are on one planet. But most of the world… I not all of the world doesn’t know that our species exists. And space travel…? Well… I know little about the outside world… I believe that there are things called… rocklets…? I think.. maybe just rocks? The king has told me about them. But they are pretty dangerous. And apparently people have been on the moon… but I don’t get how that works… because the moon is so far away! And plus isn’t it alive? That is what I am taught! So is the sun!” Leander tries to recall all that he has been told about the outside world, but he knows very little. “Uh… just one moon. It is called Luna… we believe it is living and breathing… but I think that is just Kaimorian culture.” Leader shrugs. “But aren’t all moons alive…? Not just Luna? This is a little weird…” Leader looks at each of them… his eyes searching for any sign of deception.
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
“Uh! Yeah! I believe it is German! The main people we have living here are Germans, French, Brazilian, and Portuguese. They uh… we all speak Latin…”
Huntress: What are the others’ languages like?
“N-no… Earth… as in the planet. How have y0u never heard of earth? Aren’t you Australian…?
Sniper: When did I say I wasn’t Australian…?
“Uh… just one moon. It is called Luna… we believe it is living and breathing… but I think that is just Kaimorian culture. But aren’t all moons alive…? Not just Luna?”
Scout: If Shawmut or any of the other moons I’ve been on are alive, I’ve never noticed it.
Huntress: Luna’s a pretty name for a moon.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
Vyette: What kinds of hairstyles do you usually wear? What is your best subject in school, and does school really matter because of your birth privilege? Who are you closest to? Do you and your father disagree about more than just marriage?
*squints at Barnes* I seem to remember her getting drunk in front of her crush once…XD
[Pauses for a very long time] “…Not sure where you got that idea.”
Would you rather be trapped alone on a desert island, or with the person you hate most?
“With an enemy. It’s better for everybody if they’re trapped like that. My enemies attack peculiar people, and some people are more peculiar than I.”
What are your pet peeves? (Besides frilly sleeves of course. XD)
“I don’t mind frills now. My reasons are silly, so don’t ask.
“I dislike it when someone borrows something and doesn’t return it in the allotted amount of time. I’d rather they move in and use the item within my home. At least it – and they – would be manageable.”
The exhaustion is strong with this one
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