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What?!??!?!??! These questions are PErfEctLY noRMaL!!!!!!!
Your brain is braining as well as mine!
Have you ever managed to burn something which everyone deemed unburnable?
Everything is burn able! It may not catch on fire, but you can melt it down! I once burned a kettle! Everything can be engulfed by the amazing fire! Also… why does everyone ask me fire related questions? I mean like, I like it and all! But I have other interesting tales too!!!!! Like the time that I was stranded on that island!? oh wait…. that was just an escape room… Uhm, what about the time I was in a plane crash?! Wait… that was a simulation… I am just memorable because I like fire?! Is that all people remember me as?! Wow!…. that is………. AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Also, if a carrot cake you once burned came to life and asked you why you burned it, what would you tell it?
Funny story actually, this happened to me once! I was setting my carrot cake on fire, when the craziest thing happened! I started hearing my carrot cake, scream!!!!! I didn’t know why, so I did the most logical reaction! And I started screaming back! Well it didn’t like that, and I heard its screams multiplying! Like a bunch of cakes were screaming! So I started looking around for help! And that is when I saw the bad guys arrive! They are the worst! And always put out my precious fires! They can never catch me though! Anyway, when I went home, I had a dream about the carrot cake! It was asking me that same question! I said to it: “I am so sorry! If I knew you were alive, I would have never killed you to death!” And it said. “Well now you have to bake one hundred carrot cakes!!! AND BURN THEM ALL FOR ME!” so I listened to it! Unfortunately it ended up lighting a tree, and the na HUUUGGGEEE forest fire took place! So my moral is: “Always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you!” Hope that was helpful!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
I finally thought up some questions! *sigh*
Ayla the Great and Terrible, what is the most exciting rumor you’ve heard about yourself? And what’s the most exciting or interesting rumor you’ve heard surrounding someone you know?
Elina, what do you value most in a friend/friendship? What would break a friendship for you?
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
You sound like a very uh… charming? person Celarent! You seem like you need some…. help? So I have a character who is a royal advisor! And she would like to ask you a few questions!!! Just… don’t rob her… she is the kings niece.
“Hello, it is nice to meet you, Celarent!” *Celestia curtsies*
I am a man of mystery.
“May you please explain that? Are you quiet? Dangerous? Do you often solve mysteries? Or start them? And does this relate to how you are a thief?
*Celestia is sitting neatly on her chair, her arms on her lap of her dress, and looking kindly at Celarent. She uses a lot of hand gestures to imply different things.*
Brat, jerk, freak, thief, murderer, useless, maniac, fraud, charlatan, and mercenary are all words I’ve heard. I prefer charming, handsome, and genius, but alas, everyone who’s ever called me that changed their minds after I ran off with their money.
“Oh…. Those are some…. awful descriptions! Uhm…. do you have any friends? And do you know why people call you that? Maybe you should try putting trust into a relationship, and… maybe…. you know…. not harm or steal from people?”
Nothing. Why should I?
“Are you sure about that? I bet you COULD contribute a lot to the world!… And as for the why should you… there are people in a worse state than you! They are totally hopeless! And have nothing! You could help them! The world may be a dark place, but you still have to be good! It reminds me of a poem I once heard!” *Celestia pauses to think.* “It is called anyway! Here it is:
People are often unreasonable, illogical and self centered;
Forgive them anyway.If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you’ve got anyway.You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and your God;
It was never between you and them anyway.See? You can learn from it!”
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to break into a Council meeting? Or bandage stab wounds? I think not.
“Well… actually… I do!… But that is a long story…. And it was back when I was not a good person.” *Celestia looks down shamefully*
Money.
*Celestia stays quiet…. as if she… agrees with him…*
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Oh. Wow. Sorry to hear that! But hopefully you guys have made up…?
Huntress: We did eventually. For Scout it took a while, a bit longer than me.
I find it funny that your daughter only finds it “gross” and doesn’t feel bad for them, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree I guess!
Scout: She probably would feel a bit sorry for them if it weren’t for the fact that she usually only finds them dead already.
Oop! I probably should have realized… with all the hinting and whatever.
Huntress: Ha!
Scout: Y’know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone make that mistake before.
(Sniper stands behind them, his tail lashing in amusement and a smirk on his face, but he doesn’t say anything)
Carrot Cake: “Did someone say fire?!” *Carrot Cake bursts into the room* “Sorry, I thought I heard fire! Oh, who are these weird alien gross looking thingies? They look like my mother-in law! If I had a mother-in law that is… Anyway!”
Huntress: *bursts out laughing*
Scout: What do you mean? I don’t look any different from you!
Sniper: *look of slight offense, as he realizes that the “weird alien thingy” comment was probably mostly directed at him*
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
CARROT CAKE! YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
Huntress: We did eventually. For Scout it took a while, a bit longer than me.
Oh, that’s good!
Scout: She probably would feel a bit sorry for them if it weren’t for the fact that she usually only finds them dead already.
Okay, uhm… I don’t know why we are still talking about this.
Huntress: Ha!
Scout: Y’know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone make that mistake before.
(Sniper stands behind them, his tail lashing in amusement and a smirk on his face, but he doesn’t say anything)
I guess I am just a little slow…
Huntress: *bursts out laughing*
Scout: What do you mean? I don’t look any different from you!
Sniper: *look of slight offense, as he realizes that the “weird alien thingy” comment was probably mostly directed at him*
Carrot Cake: “Oh… I guess you don’t! But HEEE does!” *Carrot Cake points at Sniper* “And you have a weird devils tongue… ARE YOU FROM HELL?! Is there fire there? But I think that weird girl looks weird too! She must be weird, and as weird as can be! Did I mention she is weird? She has weird eyes!” *Carrot Cake uses her fingers to make her eyes wider.* “What is it like to be non-human!? I have always wondered what a dog thinks of?!?”
OKAY! CARROT CAKE! THAT IS ENOUGH!
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
Y’all’s characters are hilarious. I had so much fun reading through all of that xD
"Don't shine so that others can see you. Shine so that through you, others can see Him." ~ C.S.L.
@hybridlore haha thanks!
@the_lost-journal I had some answers to that, but they got eaten by the ghost. I’ll retype them tomorrow."When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
The rest I’d probably save to buy votes someday.
You have to buy votes? Votes for what?
Mel, who is the most annoying person you know?
Mel: “Mrs. Figney, the old lady who lives next door. She yells at me all the time. ‘Quit trampling my lawn! Quit stealing from the garden! If you release one more wild raccoon into my yard I’m calling the police!’ Seriously. She has something against kids having fun or something.”
If it were raining tacos, would you eat them?
Mel: “Of course I would! That would be awesome! And then I would collect the extras and set up a taco stand and sell them.”
🎵Movin’ right along🎶
Elina, what do you value most in a friend/friendship? What would break a friendship for you?
“Authenticity. If your not authentic, your not my friend. I had one friend I broke the relationship off with because she was only being my friend out of sympathy. I hate sympathy. It’s like knowing something, but not really understanding, you know?”
I have a few questions for Hallie. What are your future goals in life? What is the one thing you’ll always love no matter what?
“Our house is full of ducks!!!!”
I am usually awoken by a maid around 7. I am dressed and my hair is done. Then I am escorted to the dining hall. After breakfast, quite formal usually, I have schooling. My first subject is math.
[Vyette thinks for a minute] Important decisions? My father will not even allow me to marry the man whom I want. I am not sure which man that would be, but a handsome one. However, I am permitted to help with the hiring process of the help sometimes, and I often choose the menu for our parties.
*squints at Barnes* I seem to remember her getting drunk in front of her crush once…XD
*gasp* I want a golden crown with dangly things! Anyway. Would you rather be trapped alone on a desert island, or with the person you hate most? What are your pet peeves? (Besides frilly sleeves of course. XD)
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
Alas, almost no one spreads exciting rumors about me, but my brother once told his friends that I’d tried to burn the house down, which is mostly untrue. I didn’t try to, and almost nothing burned. I’ve heard that the girl down the street’s parents may be associated with an evil plot against America, but that was from my grandma, and she believes a lot of weird stuff. But that girl is a delinquent, so maybe that’s where she gets it from. She actually did burn down a building once.
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
Celarent: Given my criminal background, I find it unlikely that even my good look and charm [he smiles] will be enough to get me elected to Council in a few years when I’m old enough to run. If I can buy off a few people, or bribe leading politicians to endorse me, my chances of winning are much higher.
*chokes* Mel, she sounds awful, but why are you releasing wild raccoons into her yard?
“Of course I would! That would be awesome! And then I would collect the extras and set up a taco stand and sell them.”
I admire your entrepreneurship.
What is your least favorite food? If you could have an unlimited supply of anything, what thing would you choose?
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
“May you please explain that? Are you quiet? Dangerous? Do you often solve mysteries? Or start them? And does this relate to how you are a thief?
It means no one knows anything about me.
“Oh…. Those are some…. awful descriptions! Uhm…. do you have any friends? And do you know why people call you that? Maybe you should try putting trust into a relationship, and… maybe…. you know…. not harm or steal from people?”
No…why would I have friends? People are scum. It’s every man for himself in this world. You get ahead by using people. They call me those names because I deserve it. I have done much of what I’ve been accused of, and I’m proud of it.
“Are you sure about that? I bet you COULD contribute a lot to the world!… And as for the why should you… there are people in a worse state than you! They are totally hopeless! And have nothing! You could help them! The world may be a dark place, but you still have to be good! It reminds me of a poem I once heard!” *Celestia pauses to think.* “It is called anyway!
*Celarent stares at Celestia like she’s crazy* What a ridiculous poem. If they’re poorly off, that’s their problem. I did try to help a little kid once, but he wasn’t keen on the thieving business and became a shopkeeper’s apprentice instead. He sounded a bit like you, actually. All about goodness and helping people. *he rolls his eyes*
“Well… actually… I do!… But that is a long story…. And it was back when I was not a good person.” *Celestia looks down shamefully*
Bah. Goodness is overrated.
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
It means no one knows anything about me.
Oh… Well I guess you could say that about me too… *Celestia looks away* I am not very trusted, myself…
No…why would I have friends? People are scum. It’s every man for himself in this world. You get ahead by using people. They call me those names because I deserve it. I have done much of what I’ve been accused of, and I’m proud of it.
*Celestia stares with wide eyes… she is surprised how…. similar…? He is to her.* “Ahem, *Celestia cleared her throat* I have many friends! And… they are amazing. I feel like…. *Celestia pauses again* But I understand why you feel that way!”
*Celarent stares at Celestia like she’s crazy* What a ridiculous poem. If they’re poorly off, that’s their problem. I did try to help a little kid once, but he wasn’t keen on the thieving business and became a shopkeeper’s apprentice instead. He sounded a bit like you, actually. All about goodness and helping people. *he rolls his eyes*
“Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!” *Celestia burst into a fit of laughter* “Y-you think I am a good person!?!” *Celestia couldn’t stop laughing* “Oh no! I was just playing my part!” *Celestia leaned back in her chair, and put her feat up on the table.* “I was merely playing. The same way I play everyone else! I play the royal family like a game of chess!” *Celestia inspected her nails* “I realize now that you are not a good little two shoes like they are… So I can be myself around you.” *Celestia smirked* “I do agree with you, though. That poem is stupid, and I barely agree with anything in that poem.” *Celestia yawned* “And that boy you talked about, he does seem annoying. And I too am in the thieving business.” *Celestia grabbed onto hee necklace*
Bah. Goodness is overrated.
“Who says you are wrong?” *Celestia picked ear wax out of her ear and flicked it away.*
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
I am so sorry that this was typed so horribly! I typed it on my phone and I NEVER use Kingdom pen on my phone…. So that is why it is garbage… 😅
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
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