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Every birthday you have is a celebration of you getting closer to death…
Is the opposite of a waterfall a firefly?
Firetrucks should really be called WATER TRUCKS.
When you turn 30 you have spent a month of your life having birthdays.
YOU’RE WELCOMEEEE
Is cheese just a loaf of milk?
Erasers are just sacrificing themselves to fix our mistakes.
If you have chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?
Why is it called Cargo when it’s on a ship, but a shipment when it’s in a car?
Why do you drive in a park way but park in a drive way?
Fingernails are hand extension shields.
If I rip off my leg and attack you with it, am I hitting or kicking you?
Why do noses run but feet smell?
What do you call a male lady bug?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it called a “near miss” when you don’t hit something
Is there another word for synonym?
And finally, What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
@beth-torres @savannah_grace2009 @power @theducktator
You guys all seem to have endless questions. You may be wondering, “Who shall answer these questions?” or “Oh, what ever shall we do?” But fear not! I have come to the rescue. I have come to answer all the questions you long answers for.
“Are fingers hand extensions?” Yes, ofc
“Every birthday you have is a celebration of you getting closer to death…” True, so is an anniversary
“Is the opposite of a waterfall a firefly?” If ‘firefly’ means ‘firework’ then yes
“Firetrucks should really be called WATER TRUCKS.” Firetrucks actually don’t have any water on them so they shouldn’t even be called that either.
“When you turn 30 you have spent a month of your life having birthdays.” Only the months of April, June, September, and November since they’re the one that have 30 days
“Is cheese just a loaf of milk?” No, it is a loaf of Heaven
“Erasers are just sacrificing themselves to fix our mistakes.” Well someone’s got to do it
“If you have chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?” Ofc, but that doesn’t make you edible
“Why is it called Cargo when it’s on a ship, but a shipment when it’s in a car?” Shipment = cargo
“Why do you drive in a park way but park in a drive way?” Because English
“Fingernails are hand extension shields.” Either shields or daggers
“If I rip off my leg and attack you with it, am I hitting or kicking you?” Hitting, because to kick, you have to have the leg attached to your body
“Why do noses run but feet smell?” It’s what’s in the nose that running, and it’s what’s on the feet that make it smell, practice hygiene 👍
“What do you call a male lady bug?” A male lady bug
“Why are boxing rings square?” Because circles are too expensive.
“Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?” Because you don’t want to be either
“When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?” Purple
“Why is it called a ‘near miss’ when you don’t hit something” Because English
“Is there another word for synonym?” Nope
“What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?” Walk in the opposite direction.
(This was so much fun, lol.)
(Sorry if I spoiled any of your fun)
bruh
you ruined my shower thoughts XDXD
nooooooo
You’re welcome XDXD
do you just…like…stalk random people XDXD
I totally forgot about this conversation because it was so long ago hahahaha
Ok, I admit it, I was stalking a little. But I bookmarked this page because I wanted to answer all the questions (which I did), but I forgot about it for a while until I was looking for something to do and I found this bookmark 🙂
I agree mostly to your sagely sageness, BUT this —-> ““Is there another word for synonym?” Nope” is not the truth! I, in my wisely wisdom that I might have stolen off of a reddit page, shall declare unto you the synonym of synonym!!! Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech!!!!! (Don’t you feel bad for his wives. 😬)
The synonym of synonym, IS
*DRUM ROLL*
!!!!DEFINITION!!!!
For, as the learned learner [Deleted] (Poor fellow. I suppose is learning got him edumacated and excommunicated) once wrote “”definition” is a synonym of synonym as you can’t define a word without using a synonym because you can’t use the word itself in its definition.””
p.s. Actual poecilonym is the poecilonym of synonym. 😋
Hmm, yes, I see your point. BUT this –> “I might have stolen off of a reddit page” show to me and my sagely sageness that your argument is invalid due to the factly fact that Reddit is not a source for the wisely wise.
What to you mean Reddit is nor a source for the wisely wise!??! That’s just what L.E.A.P. (League of Evil and Abnoxious Professors) want us to think! They want us to waste our weekend slaving over essays and not frolicking through forest, dancing among dandelions, and letting our brain atrophy while we stare fixedly at our phone screens!
Amazing things I have found out via Reddit
1) You can sneeze your back back into alinement.
2) You can survive a gunshot to the heart. (There where stats, and stats never lie. So, there is only a 95% chance you will die.)
3) Do your research before you choose a scuba diving excursion company.
Noooo, shower thoughts have been destroyed forever!
Heeheeheeheehee, I’ve have done what I have been made to do