Every birthday you have is a celebration of you getting closer to death…
Is the opposite of a waterfall a firefly?
Firetrucks should really be called WATER TRUCKS.
When you turn 30 you have spent a month of your life having birthdays.
YOU’RE WELCOMEEEE
Is cheese just a loaf of milk?
Erasers are just sacrificing themselves to fix our mistakes.
If you have chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?
Why is it called Cargo when it’s on a ship, but a shipment when it’s in a car?
Every birthday you have is a celebration of you getting closer to death…
Is the opposite of a waterfall a firefly?
Firetrucks should really be called WATER TRUCKS.
When you turn 30 you have spent a month of your life having birthdays.
YOU’RE WELCOMEEEE
Is cheese just a loaf of milk?
Erasers are just sacrificing themselves to fix our mistakes.
If you have chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?
Why is it called Cargo when it’s on a ship, but a shipment when it’s in a car?
Why do you drive in a park way but park in a drive way?
Fingernails are hand extension shields.
If I rip off my leg and attack you with it, am I hitting or kicking you?
Why do noses run but feet smell?