Every birthday you have is a celebration of you getting closer to death…
Is the opposite of a waterfall a firefly?
Firetrucks should really be called WATER TRUCKS.
When you turn 30 you have spent a month of your life having birthdays.
YOU’RE WELCOMEEEE
Is cheese just a loaf of milk?
Erasers are just sacrificing themselves to fix our mistakes.
If you have chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?
Why is it called Cargo when it’s on a ship, but a shipment when it’s in a car?
What do you call a male lady bug?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it called a “near miss” when you don’t hit something
Is there another word for synonym?
And finally, What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Every birthday you have is a celebration of you getting closer to death…
Is the opposite of a waterfall a firefly?
Firetrucks should really be called WATER TRUCKS.
When you turn 30 you have spent a month of your life having birthdays.
YOU’RE WELCOMEEEE
Is cheese just a loaf of milk?
Erasers are just sacrificing themselves to fix our mistakes.
If you have chickens, does that make you a chicken tender?
Why is it called Cargo when it’s on a ship, but a shipment when it’s in a car?
Why do you drive in a park way but park in a drive way?
Fingernails are hand extension shields.
If I rip off my leg and attack you with it, am I hitting or kicking you?
Why do noses run but feet smell?
What do you call a male lady bug?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it called a “near miss” when you don’t hit something
Is there another word for synonym?
And finally, What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?