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@grcr

that’s so cool!

…an ear splitting headache every time they use hyperbole. They try to stop, but they can’t help themselves…

@grcr

Is your pfp an IN COLOR version of Flazzy??? I love it!

….the smell is too strong for their delicate brains. There is no cure for the headache, except of course….

They find that it does not, however, and usually end up throwing tantrums like a whiny child who doesn’t want to eat their broccoli. The Hyperbolii hate broccoli, because…

…because they suspect that it tastes better than the pies themselves.

ONLY STUPID QUESTIONS

(jk)

THERE ARE NO STUPID THOUGHTS

@rae

Now I want to hear it…we are in the Dark Castle RP after all….

@rae

KP now has a ghost 😱😱😱😱

NO ONE IS SAFE

@highscribeofaetherium @rae

*Fracture bursts into maniacal laughter*

….and they sometimes lose on purpose, just to get a taste of what losing feels like…

WAIT. Maybe it was KP’s ghost….

@rae @jonas @highscribeofaetherium

Well….that was kind of creepy lol…who was that 😂 😂 😂

…they get so incredibly bored…

@rae

Oh, and Nahim and Zahlin can still spar, so that might be fun… Freak Fennin out, ya know, make him think you’re serious.

*evil laughter*

They are obviously way better at pie contests than anybody else. Like way better, but they do this because…..

@rae

Lol.

@jonas

Don’t worry. Zahlin still hates Ellis.

Ok, maybe hate is too strong a word.

He feels strong negative feelings of dislike towards him.

Perfect.