Potato reporter

@keilah-h

Okay, I was planing to! I am just not sure what to write about in this world… Should I just try, then edit it/rewrite it till it is good enough? I guess so, huh?

@koshka

I lost brain cells trying to understand that chart XD

@rae

Hey, if you would not mind me joining… could I also participate? It would give me an excuse to work on my art skills… and I do need to get better…

So if ur okay with me joining, than I would vote B

But if no, than just forget this

“What a glorious speech! I am sure all of those dreams will come true!” – Petunia

“Nothing could ever go wrong!” – Palmer

“What other news do we have? Oh yes, Piper is being let go! We don’t know why, but here is a potato, definitely not a squirrel dressed up AS a potato!” – Palmer

“We… air letting hair… go…” – ???

“What was your nam…[Read more]

“Next story! There is a new potato president, she has won the election, her name is Phoebe Pérez!!!! We welcome President Phoebe to office! Here was her speech:” – Palmer

“I am honored to be here, I am truly honored! It has been my dream, ever since I was a little girl, to make Potato Nation a place where potatoes can sleep peacefully, where…[Read more]

“Indeed! The infamous Potato muncher has just escaped custody! And is on the run, here is what the potato police say what happened!” – Petunia

“Ya see, I was walking by her cell, when I peered in and she was gone!” – Perchick (the police potato)

“Heres how we assumed she escaped, there was that murder right? Well she used that as an escape me…[Read more]

“Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!

The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used t…[Read more]

“Welcome back to Potato City News!” – Palmer

“As you can see, we were very busy with a murder! But we are so back!” – Petunia

“Well our first news of the day… a new VEGAN, gluten free, Mac n Cheese place!!!!” – Palmer

“Yuppers! Here is all the info the owner has given us, and we are even going to be interviewing her soon!” – Petunia

“No one else is the killer! It has to be you!” – Petunia

“I would hate to argue with Petunia, but I think it is Pax!” – Patricia

“Well it was majority vote, and that means… PAISLEY IS THE KILLER!” – Polly

“Wai- wait! I can explain! I can-” – Paisley

“Yes, explain why… you murdered Poppy and Pristina!” – Pax

“YUP! She was my accomplice!” -…[Read more]

@theducktator

OH MY AVOCADO SHE DID!!!!! I AM SO SORRY I WILL WRITE AS SOON AS I CAN!!!!!!

@theducktator

I know, I am waiting for Sarah 🙁

@keilah-h

*slowly backs away, and shoves a bunch of weapons in a closet*

Hm… I am not sure…

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@freed_and_redeemed

are you not the one with the nazi character? or is that someone else?

If you are… here have this for when you shoot him:

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@keilah-h

Yeah… also about the writing thing. My sister talked to me about it and I have decided I am not going to give! But I am restarting with my Kingdom of Kaimor and other stories.

@ellette-giselle

thank you. And yes, I was surprised to see how cute a baby snail was.

@ellette-giselle

I am so sorry for being so mean… I have an apology gift for you…

It is a baby snail… please forgive me…  I didn’t mean ALL soccer players are jerks… but all of my “team”mates were 🙁

@whalekeeper

okay…

@whalekeeper

I guess you’re right….

@ellette-giselle

Sorry… I was only annoyed when you assumed I would get annoyed… AM I JUST THAT PREDICTABLE  😭😭 I have a problem… you are right.. I rage too much, I don’t give people fair chances… I am too narcissistic!  just by typing this I am drawing attention to myself… UGH!!!!!!!!!

@ellette-giselle

ha ha ha…. a “bad” experience is a little under exaggerated…. I had the worst time of my life in soccer. But it is nice you had a good time ig…. also you can not really take a hint… I was clearly venting out my trauma that I have from soccer and the reason I hate it… because I never have done so to anyone else… this…[Read more]

Hello whom ever cares

But I think I might just quit writing. I am not very good exceptional at it. My writing is bland, a brick wall has more depth than my characters. My story lines make no sense, and my pacing is faster than sonic the hedgehog.

@ellette-giselle

soccer IS the worst sport…. It kinda is really boring XD and like everyone who plays it is a jerk. And don’t forget how the rules make no sense, or how it is really painful…. or how if you miss to block a goal someone calls you an awful name… or the fact on how you are the reason why it is all your fault why the team lost,…[Read more]