Potato reporter

“Indeed! The infamous Potato muncher has just escaped custody! And is on the run, here is what the potato police say what happened!” – Petunia

“Ya see, I was walking by her cell, when I peered in and she was gone!” – Perchick (the police potato)

“Heres how we assumed she escaped, there was that murder right? Well she used that as an escape me…[Read more]

“Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!

The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used t…[Read more]

“Welcome back to Potato City News!” – Palmer

“As you can see, we were very busy with a murder! But we are so back!” – Petunia

“Well our first news of the day… a new VEGAN, gluten free, Mac n Cheese place!!!!” – Palmer

“Yuppers! Here is all the info the owner has given us, and we are even going to be interviewing her soon!” – Petunia

“No one else is the killer! It has to be you!” – Petunia

“I would hate to argue with Petunia, but I think it is Pax!” – Patricia

“Well it was majority vote, and that means… PAISLEY IS THE KILLER!” – Polly

“Wai- wait! I can explain! I can-” – Paisley

“Yes, explain why… you murdered Poppy and Pristina!” – Pax

“YUP! She was my accomplice!” -…[Read more]

@theducktator

OH MY AVOCADO SHE DID!!!!! I AM SO SORRY I WILL WRITE AS SOON AS I CAN!!!!!!

@theducktator

I know, I am waiting for Sarah 🙁

@keilah-h

*slowly backs away, and shoves a bunch of weapons in a closet*

Hm… I am not sure…

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@freed_and_redeemed

are you not the one with the nazi character? or is that someone else?

If you are… here have this for when you shoot him:

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@keilah-h

Yeah… also about the writing thing. My sister talked to me about it and I have decided I am not going to give! But I am restarting with my Kingdom of Kaimor and other stories.

@ellette-giselle

thank you. And yes, I was surprised to see how cute a baby snail was.

@ellette-giselle

I am so sorry for being so mean… I have an apology gift for you…

It is a baby snail… please forgive me…  I didn’t mean ALL soccer players are jerks… but all of my “team”mates were 🙁

@whalekeeper

okay…

@whalekeeper

I guess you’re right….

@ellette-giselle

Sorry… I was only annoyed when you assumed I would get annoyed… AM I JUST THAT PREDICTABLE  😭😭 I have a problem… you are right.. I rage too much, I don’t give people fair chances… I am too narcissistic!  just by typing this I am drawing attention to myself… UGH!!!!!!!!!

@ellette-giselle

ha ha ha…. a “bad” experience is a little under exaggerated…. I had the worst time of my life in soccer. But it is nice you had a good time ig…. also you can not really take a hint… I was clearly venting out my trauma that I have from soccer and the reason I hate it… because I never have done so to anyone else… this…[Read more]

Hello whom ever cares

But I think I might just quit writing. I am not very good exceptional at it. My writing is bland, a brick wall has more depth than my characters. My story lines make no sense, and my pacing is faster than sonic the hedgehog.

@ellette-giselle

soccer IS the worst sport…. It kinda is really boring XD and like everyone who plays it is a jerk. And don’t forget how the rules make no sense, or how it is really painful…. or how if you miss to block a goal someone calls you an awful name… or the fact on how you are the reason why it is all your fault why the team lost,…[Read more]

“where did they go?”

Me: Where did they go?

Everyone else: We don’t know.

Me: Could they be there?

Loopylin: not there.

Someone else: That is a pear.

Me: Where did they go?

(These are two Haikus! I made them myself! A Haiku is a form of poem where the first sentence has five syllables, the second has seven, and the third has five again.…[Read more]

@keilah-h

lol, I was thinking of making it a poem and calling it “google search” but maybe later XD

How do you cure bored?

Happiest potato ever

Best potatoes for the world

who is the most evil potato?

What do bones taste like?

OOPS,…. this isn’t google is it?

@keilah-h @theducktator

Here is the fixed version!

Quacking with you

Why do ducks suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Quacking with you
Why do ducks fly in the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Quacking with you
On the day that you were born the duck king got together
And decided to…

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