Potato reporter

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“We just got news that one of the missing potatoes was just spotted! She was walking down a road, people who saw her report that she was smiling, looking content with herself and not a care.” – Philip

“But that ended when a police came and picked her up… The officer said that she was very quit, avoided eye contact and never fully answered her que…[Read more]

“Something strange happened to the bread army that was just attacking us! They just suddenly had holes bit in the middle of them! And we don’t know why or how.” – Phillip

“Yes it is strange. And we assume it has to do with someone who is helping us! But at the same time, the bread seems stronger now…” – Pristina

“Uhhwaugh… Can… can someone help…[Read more]

“Hello, I am very excited to be in potato city, personally, I hate to eat potatoes and would rather be neighbors than enemies!” – Greta

“That is so nice! So why did you move out of Cageia?” – Polly

“Well, I found it a little cramped in there, if you know what I mean! I was also getting really bored, I felt like starting my own local business.…[Read more]

“Welcome to potato news! We apologize for this getting out later than usual!” – Phillip

“Hello! I am Pristina, and this is Phillip!” – Pristina

“Welcome again! Now lets just head right into it, we have some goo-” – Phillip

“ahhhhhahahaAHHHHHHHH *CRASH!” – ???

“Poppy?!” – Pristina

“Poppy…?” – Phillip

“Ugh..” – Poppy

“Out first story is wi…[Read more]

@theducktator

“Did you see the news?!” – Phillip

“Yeah! I am so glad that THE ducktator approved of us!” – Polly

“And we get teddy bears?! How cool!” – Pristina

“Yeah! And it’s all because of Palmer!” – Petunia

“Really?! Wow, I am so honored.” – Palmer blushes

“What the avocado, why does the queen of ducks hate me so much?!” – Piper

“Hm……[Read more]

@loopylin

exactly 😭

@raxforge

“… was that Pike he just killed?” – Parsley

“No. Because I’m right here.” – Pike

“Who was it then?” – Palmer

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“No one knows?” – Parsley

“I guess it was some random guy. We should really close up our windows and doors.” – Pristina does so.

“I hate potatoes.” – Piper

“… you are a potato…” – Parsley

“I hate potatoes named Parsley.” – Piper

“Wow, I hate potato-” – Parsley

*Screens begin to glitch*

“Not again.” – Pristina

“HAHAHA!!! Hello all you stupid potato fools! I am the one who took those precious high schoolers!!!!” – ???

“WHAT?! Do not hurt them!!!!” – Palmer

“What…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

What is creepier is, that sign is in the Philippines. And there was an alert that went out saying:

“If you see waving children while driving down the round at night, please wave back immediately! Do not exit your vehicle, and do not look them in the eyes. If you do exit, or are forced to exit, stay away from the children… But it…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

LOL I love funny roadsigns like that XD here is one… but it isn’t as funny…

“Well, let’s see that brad army!” – Palmer

“Vey scary! Wholesome news hour, we have just gotten news that a little girl saved a puppy from drowning! She saw a puppy floating away on a raft, she questioned it and began to wade in. When the puppy saw her, he began to jump up and down with joy! But than the puppy fell in… She swam to the rescue an…[Read more]

“Ignore her. The missing people were last seen heading to school. They all had a few things in common: one, they all took the bus, the same bus that went missing. Two, they all are the best at something at their school… Like how Perry is on the speech and debate team, and he is the best in the whole state at it. Or how Peace is the most pop…[Read more]

“Uh… the stories?” – Parsley

“Well there’re trash.” –  Piper

“Than you should be happy you found something on your level! :D” – Parsley

“WHAT?! GET OVER HERE!!” – Piper

“AH!” – Parsley

“Anyway, Lets start with @theducktator! Or, the most esteemed feathered one! She has joined us for our olympics, and in her honor we are dedicating a whole…[Read more]

“Uh… the stories?” – Parsley

“Well there’re trash.” –  Piper

“Than you should be happy you found something on your level! :D” – Parsley

“WHAT?! GET OVER HERE!!” – Piper

“AH!” – Parsley

“Anyway, Lets start with @theducktator! Or, the most esteemed feathered one! She has joined us for our olympics, and in her honor we are dedicating a whole…[Read more]

“WELCOME!” – Palmer

“Um… like why do I get paired with the weirdos…? Anyway, I guess welcome to potato news… Or just leave, that would be nice.” – Piper

“I AM JUST SO EXCITED TO BE ON POTATO CITY NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME!” – Palmer

“Who?” – Piper

“ME!” – Palmer

“Asked?” – Piper

“Oh…” – Palmer

“Well our stories today are pretty boring… Gerb…[Read more]

@stephie

*ring ring*

“… H-hello… Ah.. you’re here to talk about the serial killer…? Umm… today is not the best day… We just had a little… mishap… I guess I could transfer your over to the man who runs the interviews… Okay… Sorry our manager was just murdered…” – Pablo

“Hi… Ah, yes Pablo just told me… Yes, I think that…[Read more]

Ei

“What the heck just happened!!??” – Petunia

“Pa-Paris…??? PARIS!!!!!” – Phillip

*Pristina and Polly enter*

“What happened?!” – Polly

“Why, why, why, why?! Who would do this?!” – Pristina

“She has children at home!!” – Polly *cries*

“M-mom…?” Patricia runs in

“Oh yeah.. she is the mangers daughter, not the boss’s….” -…[Read more]