Potato reporter

@whalekeeper

LOL I love funny roadsigns like that XD here is one… but it isn’t as funny…

“Well, let’s see that brad army!” – Palmer

“Vey scary! Wholesome news hour, we have just gotten news that a little girl saved a puppy from drowning! She saw a puppy floating away on a raft, she questioned it and began to wade in. When the puppy saw her, he began to jump up and down with joy! But than the puppy fell in… She swam to the rescue an…[Read more]

“Ignore her. The missing people were last seen heading to school. They all had a few things in common: one, they all took the bus, the same bus that went missing. Two, they all are the best at something at their school… Like how Perry is on the speech and debate team, and he is the best in the whole state at it. Or how Peace is the most pop…[Read more]

“Uh… the stories?” – Parsley

“Well there’re trash.” –  Piper

“Than you should be happy you found something on your level! :D” – Parsley

“WHAT?! GET OVER HERE!!” – Piper

“AH!” – Parsley

“Anyway, Lets start with @theducktator! Or, the most esteemed feathered one! She has joined us for our olympics, and in her honor we are dedicating a whole…[Read more]

“Uh… the stories?” – Parsley

“Well there’re trash.” –  Piper

“Than you should be happy you found something on your level! :D” – Parsley

“WHAT?! GET OVER HERE!!” – Piper

“AH!” – Parsley

“Anyway, Lets start with @theducktator! Or, the most esteemed feathered one! She has joined us for our olympics, and in her honor we are dedicating a whole…[Read more]

“WELCOME!” – Palmer

“Um… like why do I get paired with the weirdos…? Anyway, I guess welcome to potato news… Or just leave, that would be nice.” – Piper

“I AM JUST SO EXCITED TO BE ON POTATO CITY NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME!” – Palmer

“Who?” – Piper

“ME!” – Palmer

“Asked?” – Piper

“Oh…” – Palmer

“Well our stories today are pretty boring… Gerb…[Read more]

@stephie

*ring ring*

“… H-hello… Ah.. you’re here to talk about the serial killer…? Umm… today is not the best day… We just had a little… mishap… I guess I could transfer your over to the man who runs the interviews… Okay… Sorry our manager was just murdered…” – Pablo

“Hi… Ah, yes Pablo just told me… Yes, I think that…[Read more]

Ei

“What the heck just happened!!??” – Petunia

“Pa-Paris…??? PARIS!!!!!” – Phillip

*Pristina and Polly enter*

“What happened?!” – Polly

“Why, why, why, why?! Who would do this?!” – Pristina

“She has children at home!!” – Polly *cries*

“M-mom…?” Patricia runs in

“Oh yeah.. she is the mangers daughter, not the boss’s….” -…[Read more]

“The final game is the couch potato game! We are seeing whom the winner is…” – Petunia

“Points are in, it is @Loopylin! She sat on her couch for 48 straight hours to watch the potato olympics!” – Phillip

“Thank you for watching…” – Phillip

“Potato City News!” – Petunia and Phillip

“Only on channel 64.” – Petunia

“And next we have the score for the ketchup skating! With the highest score, it appears that Pixy won the contest for woman’s skating, and Poirot won the mans skating!” – Phillip

“And live now, is the potato ball olympic game! We are going to see who gets the win!” – Petunia

“And Palmer passes to Prince! He Prince runs up the field…” – P…[Read more]

“Our first winner was Percy! He won the fryer jump contest.” – Phillip

“His jump was the cleanest jump and had a nice splash, his technique: The cannon ball!” – Petunia

“I know! Can you believe that Preston tried the triple double barrel flip?! What an idiot! Like that would make him win the contest.” – Phillip

“Now let’s see how our five day forecast is going, with Paisley!” – Phillip

“I just don’t get how something that cute can be that evil!” – Phillip

“I hate weather.” – Paisley

“Great! So what is happening this week?” – Petunia

“Well as you se behind me, Tuesday we have rain, high of 68, a low of 41! Wednesday we have sun, with high of 77…[Read more]

“Other local news, a giant gerbil army has just been spotted down town! They are running through the streets and taking over local businesses! So make sure you watch out, other wise these gerbils will close down you small businesses!” – Petunia

“Good morning and welcome back to potato news! I’m Phillip and am joined with Petunia!” – Phillip

“Ha, ha! Hello! We are so excited to be back! And as you see, @raxforge’s attempts failed to shut us down!” – Petunia

“As we all know, today is the day of the Potato Olympics!” – Petunia

“But we are going to go over local news before going into…[Read more]

@power

I DO LOVE THAT : D do you like potato news?

@theducktator

Funny enough esteemed feathered one, but the reason why I made potato news  was cause I was bored XD