Stepheroni and Cheese

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

How much cars could a carpet pet if a carpet could pet cars?

How much chaps could a chapstick stick if a chapstick could stick chaps?

Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa?

If Moses supposes his toeses are…[Read more]

@thearcaneaxiom

Is the question not “what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything”?

But why is it 42? Why not 56, or 21 or 3.1415926535897932384626433?

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Who put the dip in the dipshidipdidip?

Would a fish have as many toes as fins? Would a cow have as many wings as a buffalo?

If buf…[Read more]

@rae

*Pulls out clipboard* Okay, okay, checks out…

His arc is as uneven as the waves in a storm.

Do you think the issue is his personality? Because from what you’ve said, his personality is uneven/confusing for you. Being created in a lab might explain some random urges, but what is the purpose of those random urges in the story? After all, you…[Read more]

@loopylin

Flying away is a great solution too. You just have to stay afloat, which is sometimes hard.

@loopylin

You do whatever you want. I don’t mind a slow pace, what with the end of the school year, and this roleplay is casual anyway! 😉

@stephie

I have been found out. 😬 That was a wise decision. I am now trying to narrow my two hundred suggestions down to only two.😆

@godlyfantasy12

We’ve all cheated Wyoh by sharing pics through links. Canva’s free, all you have to do is make an account and upload the pic to a design. Then share the link so anyone can view.

But if you don’t want to do that then… idk, yeah whatever 😂

@stephie

Ah, gotcha. That makes sense.

Oh, cool!!

@stephie

I could only think of one book 😭 I’ve read so many though, I don’t even know how I could only come up with one XD Maybe I’ll think of another one later, lol.

@stephie

What’s up with that jingle? I’ve got nothing in my head but the billion songs I’m trying to keep straight for choir.

Haha 😂 Do you enjoy choir though? I did it for a year and really enjoyed it. (Until the choir director changed… then it wasn’t so fun… :/)

@stephie

So, are we only allowed to suggest two books?

If the answer to everything is 42, what is the question?

Who put the Ram in the Ramalamadingdong?

If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow longer right now”, will it”

How many toes does a fish have, and how many wings on a cow?

If a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored? Or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he…[Read more]

@folith-feolin

I know she says she is a Christian, but apparently she made Dumbledore gay in one of the Fantastic Beasts films. (I haven’t watched them, I’ve just heard this.) So I don’t think she really is. But I do see the parallels.

@stephie

CRUNCHY APPLES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, we are somewhat off topic.😆Is it time for suggestions?

@keilah-h

Unfortunately my family doesn’t watch a lot of tv, so I probably won’t. However, I will add them to my mental list of shows to watch when I grow up.

@keilah-h @loopylin @trailblazer

Yeeess those dreams are so weird!

I also consistently have lucid dreams, dreams where I manipulate the plot because I know it’s made up all along.

For example, last night. There was a murderous evil clown monster, and it was clearly turning into a nightmare… and I went straight up to that clown and whi…[Read more]

@highscribeofaetherium

You might have succeeded in getting that jingle stuck in my head… 😑😂😂

@stephie

I hope every apple you bite into is soft

WHAT!?!?! I can only eat apples if they are soft! I hate crunchy apples!

@rae

Looks like you’ve got that all figured out nicely. Are you having problems with his younger self?

Why does he want to kill his father? I’m assuming revenge, and if so, what does he think revenge will accomplish?

@highscribeofaetherium

I have had the one you parodied, the liberty bibberty one, and the young people, good times, INSURANCE one go through my head since you posted that. So, triple success. 😆