I’m assuming that’s x1?

*runs frantically through the fight like an idiot*

I’m back. Hello

Looks interesting! I am currently doing a few things:

-Adjusting to 10th grade (nightmare. Pray lol)

-Breathing 24/7

So I have no time.

Just kidding, I have time. I’ll be reading!

I don’t know. If you can’t find it anywhere else….ask AI and tell it to cite its sources. Then you can just read the sources instead of whatever baloney ChatGPT spits out XD

An interesting thing that my dad talked to me about is the possibility of the creation of a world with the appearence of age.

It seems that Adam and Eve were created adults. Did they have belly buttons? Weird question. But even if they didn’t, modern scientists probably could look at them (in an imaginary universe where imaginary…[Read more]

What if the name (singular) of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit was Jesus?

The thing is, that argument can work either way, can’t it?

If the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit is Jesus, than wouldn’t baptizing in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit be baptizing in the name of Jesus?

If you did…[Read more]

Yeah, I mean once you’ve repented and been forgiven, the Bible says that as far as the east is from the west, so far has God removed our transgressions from us. If He’s not thinking about it anymore, why should I?

Amen! This is what C.S. Lewis said: “I think that if God forgives us we must forgive our…[Read more]

What is the name of the Son? 😉

Jesus! Or if we want to be technical, we can go with the original ישוע (Yeshua).

The trinitarian formula comes from Jesus’ words in Matthew 28:18, when He tells the disciples to baptize in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Some people (I don’t know if you’re one of them?) would say tha…[Read more]

I will also add to 7 that women shouldn’t be able to hold a position in the church higher than that of deacon.

In the Catholic Church, it would be a possibility to have Deaconesses but not woman deacons. They have, however, been found unnecessary since we no longer baptize people naked.

(It would be weird to have a man baptize a w…[Read more]

1. What do you get out of church or Sunday service? (If anything? I don’t know)

2. How important is your denomination or lack thereof to you?

3. Do you think people can make mistakes interpreting the Bible? What would a solution to this be, if there is one?

4. Is there anything…[Read more]

AS THAT QUICK ENOUGH FOR YOU>! ARE U STILL ALIVE.”?!??!?!?!?! AHHHHHHJHĦ!!!!!

I am–

*dies*

Jk I’m fine, I was trying to answer that before I had to go to school. It was like fifteen minutes before I had to catch the bus but I was NOT willing to leave it be. I started it and I was GOING to FINISH it.

Anyway.

I find this an…

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What are your thoughts on Jesus having siblings?

I think it’s quite plausible that they were his cousins, since we know that Mary had a sister, who was also named Mary, and was the wife of Clopas. We also see what seems to be this Mary called “Mary, the mother of James and Joseph.” But Jesus’ mother is not referenced that way throughout the rest…[Read more]

I’ll try to read it if I have time (I know that sounds terribly unreliable, and it is terribly unreliable, but it’s the best I can give you)

….I had no idea about safety concerns and google…I’ll have to look into that

*squints at post*

*clicks on link*

Well, according to wikipedia, whether I lost is up to interpretation.

What do you all think? Is Tyn’s reaction in Chapter the 1st in line with her character? Or do you think she would take a more considerate approach like Whaley is suggesting?

Hmm. It’s a hard question. I’ll have to give it more thought–I found that her reaction didn’t quite suit her, but I can’t really pinpoint why. It might be a…[Read more]

Doing something useful is beyond my power.

A mere mortal trying not to die from boredom

I suppose I’ll just post something on the KP forum.

Hmm. I actually started learning basic historical swordfighting (mostly rapier) in order to write about it with greater accuracy. I took a free online course which told me the basics (parts of the sword, how to hold it, lunges, basic foot movements). I have this wooden dowel that I was using. I should get back into it–I have daily…[Read more]

Now is time for our next random question, served with a side of rainbow cupcakes! (Ugh, I can’t say anything rainbow-y without sounding weird. Oh well.)

So I had Chatgpt come up with the most random question…[Read more]

#MakeKPGreatAgain

A great chasm opens within the Earth, and out of it, like lava from the head of a volcano, like ashes pouring out of the sky, come the waves of controversy associated with something similar to this statement…

lololol

The email has been sent XD

*remembers not to be superstitious and uncrosses fingers*

Funny song lol

I’ve got no idea where anyone went…I joined in 2023 and it was pretty quick…oh, you know what? Lemme shoot kingdom pen a quick email. I should be able to find it, since I submitted some articles and poetry way back when.

Soon, Great Pastabilities will be opening for business! It is a vegan, gluten free, cruelty free Pasta brand which will produce macaroni and cheese without products which could potentially harm anyone or anything!

The Grand Opening will be at 9:00 am March 18th 2025 in the Mall on Main Street, where we’ve found a location where Cinnabon used to…[Read more]

*police calls*

Hi. I know this isn’t the best time, but there’s been an incident.

Whaley, the Serial Potato-Killer, has escaped!

Yeah, it’s super cool when the bible does that! Jesus quoted scripture all the time:

https://digitalcommons.liberty.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1060&context=second_person

Jews placed a lot of emphasis on memorizing Torah and passing down traditions orally. They would have known a lot of passages off by heart.

And a lot (33%) of the…[Read more]

…I still haven’t gotten to interview Whaley…

@whalekeeper PLS READ THE DOCUMENT IT’S THE BEST EVER INTERVIEW AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

Up here in Canada, we’ve gotten snow as late as May.

It’s 18 degrees Celcius outside and the warmest thing I wore today was a sweatshirt.

*chuckles because I get to say I’m Canadian whilst living in a Southern area of Canada*

I have given you access to the document containing what I will say to you during our interview:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_D2daneyR8ztLjBodCE4cVYL5X25DHBosvwc6hl3n_U/edit?userstoinvite=empressofeloquence%40gmail.com&sharingaction=manageaccess&role=writer&tab=t.0

NOBODY ELSE IS ALLOWED TO ACCESS THIS *glares at police*

The drawings are great! Especially love the one with Alan and Martha

Wyoh keeps eating whatever I have to say…*copies this post*

Anyways, I’m interviewing you for Potato News 64 so check that out XD

Those are hilarious–

Are we sure that superhero has good intintions?

Don’t worry–I’m a professional. Interviewing disturbing criminals is how I make a living.

(@whalekeeper lemme just share a document with you that NOBODY ELSE, you hear me NOBODY ELSE is allowed to access. Here you go: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_D2daneyR8ztLjBodCE4cVYL5X25DHBosvwc6hl3n_U/edit?usp=sharing )

*calls the news station*

Oh, hi, I’m Stephie! I’m so passionate about protecting potatoes. You know, I’m an expert in therapeutics and in neuropsychology. My specific area of interest is in psychopaths. I’m currently writing a book about how they work, and I’ve been interviewing the most dangerous criminals in order to compile…[Read more]

Yay, KP finally let me log in! XD

However, would you mind waiting until I start posting chapters?

I don’t mind at all 🙂

So glad your dad got a job! I’ll be praying for the piano competition. I play piano and I know that it can be stressful not to know your pieces on time for an event.

It’s actually a publicly funded Catholic school, so not private, but all the same.

 It’s sad how private schools can have teachers like that. There is a private Christian school close to where I live (not Catholic, but Mennonite) and one of the teachers got fired for using tarot cards and other witchcraft things in the classroom. Bu…

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