SLAYING SARAAAA ✨✨

@whalekeeper

Mel the Fearless

“Hehe, milk doesn’t have livers.”

Mel sat down in the middle of the wreckage and set to picking pastry out of her hair. There was a large bruise forming on her chin, but she was smiling. She eyed the bit of food that hadn’t already been smashed or thrown on the floor. “Are you hungry?”

@elishavet-pidyon @koshka

Bastille, thanks.

@ellette-giselle

I am sorry. It would appear that in my picking, I pulled a scab.

If we ever meet, feel free to have one of your brothers punch me.

@elishavet-pidyon

Glad our tastes are accepted. 🙂‍↕️

*Nods to emphasize peace and prosperity among KaPeefers*

@koshka

I’ve heard gator isn’t bad!

What’s some strange foods y’all eat up there?

I’m not there anymore and I’m not sure what is considered weird. But due to living in the dairy state, we now consume considerably larger amounts of dai…[Read more]

@keilah-h

also yes it was a bit hard to think of it initially but once his family was shown in canon I was like “Yep, this is exactly how it’d go.”

I guess it all comes together easier when it’s been illustrated in an animation/comic/whatever

@loopylin

It took me a bit but here

Lucille

“Humans?” One of the children shrieked and pointed. “It’s two of the humans!”

Suddenly the table was in absolute uproar. Several children picked up their plates and threw the contents at Mel. They began to yell and dance, somehow angry and exhilarated at the same time.

The girl with the horns was…[Read more]

@whalekeeper lol! I can imagine it tbh

also yes it was a bit hard to think of it initially but once his family was shown in canon I was like “Yep, this is exactly how it’d go.”

In the typical fashion for this universe, they were introduced when Soldier and his wife break his old ex-roommate out of prison (he got framed for something) and…[Read more]

@keilah-h

they are little terrors. he loves them. they dig trenches in the backyard together all the time.

I have a hard time imagining Soldier with kids, but I couldn’t imagine them doing anything else. That’s stuff I used to do as a kid.

@koshka @elishavet-pidyon

I’m just messing around. XD I would not like to eat that flavor combo, but I will accept your strange tastes. (Strange only to me, apparently. Perhaps I am the weird one for not liking the sound of it and being raised in Wisconsin.)

@whalekeeper she’ll make Soldier miss his kids for sure lol

they are little terrors. he loves them. they dig trenches in the backyard together all the time.

@koshka @elishavet-pidyon

Why would you RUIN a PERFECTLY GOOD piece of Gouda like that?

It was PERFECTLY GOOD-AH BY ITSELF!

@rae

Huntress

“….I think she’s the most precious thing in my life. I’d do anything for her. Is that…how you feel about your brother?” Gabriel asked.

Is that how I felt about Scout?

Oh, sure, he annoyed the heck out of me more often than not…. But Gabriel’s words were actually scarily accurate. He was right. If I ever lost my twin–a…[Read more]

@elishavet-pidyon

Gouda and jelly??

Why?

@loopylin

I wonder what the other characters will think when they find an even smaller little girl with Lucy

She’s the most quintessential adventurer, so I feel like she’s going to constantly wander without fear, and that’s going to stress the older characters out. That’s what I’m looking forward to. XD

She’s the least intimidated by the labyrin…[Read more]

@rae

I think she’s the most precious thing in my life. I’d do anything for her.

Oh, Gabriel… *Laughing but also feeling pain for him*

You don’t have any kids in your life, do you? Little kids are magically proficient at stealing hearts. He is new to this and he is extra susceptible to her sorcery.

@elishavet-pidyon No, but my dad has and he likes those!

I’ve had a grilled cheese with turkey or roast beef. Those are delicious.

@elishavet-pidyon oh that’s cool! I’ve never tried gouda and strawberry but it doesn’t sound that bad.

I’m being dramatic aren’t I…..🤣

@elishavet-pidyon ewwww vinegar

I think it’s slightly healthier for your lungs and your hands than bleach, but I’m not sure, and it still stinks lol

I will not eat anything with vinegar in it. No ketchup, no dressing, no apple cider vinegar (had to take that once to ease a sore throat and I CAN STILL REMEMBER THE TASTE, BLAHHH)

@whalekeeper wow that’s a lot of spoons