Sam Kowal

@shannon @dekreel @epicaddie2 Guys! This is obviously a trap! There is no way @dragon-snapper is going to stay human the entire conference! Of course, she said she COME human… but did she say how she’d leave?

Well, I guess we’ve already figured out our warhorse-saddle-chair-alarm contraption, so even if she does change we’ll be…[Read more]

@singforjoy 😀 Welcome to Kingdom Pen!

Fantasy is my favorite genre, too. I write a lot of it when I have time. In fact, I even have a fantasy creature as my best friend. He’s a dragon named Stan, and he’s really little (its cause his family kicked him out of his nest when he was a baby for being a runt. We’re best pals :D)

I love soundtrack…[Read more]

@cindygreen are you a Twenty One Pilots ‘cliquer too? 😀

@leilani-dove Car Radio is probably my favorite song ever ;D I get chills when I listen to it after its been awhile. Hometown, Holding on to You, Guns for Hands are also some of my favorites. And of course, Kitchen Sink ;D

@leilani-dove *Charges in with Stan*

(Stan is my best pal. He’s a dragon. He’s not really a fearsome dragon though. His family threw him out of his nest as a baby for being a runt, and he can’t fly. But he’s still my best mate.)

😀 😀 😀 Welcome to Kingdom Pen, the Awesomeestist place on the internet!

You like Twenty One Pilots? YEEESS! 😀 :D…[Read more]

@kate-flournoy Valiant seems quite fitting to me. And is has a nice… ring to it, if that’s the right word. 😀 Yeah, I think Valiant would be great

@shannon Well, we gotta weird when we’re trying to evade @dragon-snapper. It’s the only way to save the chairs of this world. ;D

Yes, Anne, we beg your mercy…:(

@emma-flournoy 😀 Yes

@shannon I think horses would charge away… unless we had warhorses, and those are kind of hard to come by

That would be super epic though 😀 😀  A Kingdom Pen conference on horse…

@epicaddie2 We would need some way to hide our chairs really quickly… they would have to be collapsible, or @dragon-snapper would get…[Read more]

@epicaddie2 😀 😀 XD On second though, maybe we don’t want that…

I don’t think we have much of a choice though. The ways chairs are disappearing, they’re gonna be a commodity for kings and nobles only soon.

@dragon-snapper Oh, we are? Well, what if we’ve come up with a substitute

@dragon-snapper Oh, really…? Or are you really scared that Stan and I have come upon the true recipe for Anti-Snapper-Chair-Saving-Spray and Stan has figured out how to melt beans?

@dekreel *looks away from staredown*

Oh…oh, yes. That would be EXCELLENT. Something aggressive and dramatic, please. And full volume

@dragon-snapper I find it comforting that a dragon can still feel fear *smiles maliciously*

@winter-rose Also I have no idea what play it could be, they just both need to be the same one, which is how he gets confused.

@audrey-caylin 🙂 Alright, Cya!

@dekreel, I’m signing off too. I’m just GLARING this essay down right now

@winter-rose UMMM

First of all, I’m a proud ENFJ

Secondly, I AM NOT afraid of girls.

Thirdly… I don’t like Britney. I actually NEVER liked her. And Stan will back me up on that.

And lastly… I DON’T FAIL A– well, maybe I kind of do.

I should just stalk away at this egregious misconstrue-ment of myself. But… this actually kinda sounds…[Read more]

@emma-flournoy @leumeister Wow, this is a really intriguing topic. It’s really interesting to see what you guys are saying.

I think, the idea of completely sentient robots, who can reason, is pretty sad too. Because of course they couldn’t have souls, and they would be the picture of hopelessness. Of course, God could give them souls, but for…[Read more]

@dragon-snapper They’re the main ingredient in Chair-Saving Anti-Dragon-Snapper Spray. We need to melt them to get them into the spray, unfortunately you happen to be the only being who can actually melt them… we have a problem

@audrey-caylin 😀 Hi

*looks around for something to wave*

*waves a… sock*

@dragon-snapper WOW. That’s great. *hyyyypppeee* *voice fades away into high pitched whine*

@shannon Huh 😀 That is a neat coincidence

😀 XD Okay. He’s trying really hard. I think melting beans is like, the final task in dragon society to become a full warrior. So I wouldn’t be surprised if only @dragon-snapper could do it

@alia I’ll definitely pray for you. That sounds tiring 🙁

@winter-rose Of course not. ;D Writers either percolate moisture from their lacrimal ducts, or they spill their souls out of themselves and into the void. No crying.