Rose Everdeen

On a side not, I think people tend to give satan too much credit. He seems to be view as the opposite of God, satan the ultimate evil, God the ultimate good. . . but this view is very flawed. I think a more accurate comparison would be a flea opposed against of the universe (the observable universe is about  500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles…[Read more]

I haven’t read the story thingamagiggley (I postulate n reckon that’s what this here forum thingy is for), but I hath a very important question to query.

 

Hath thou fed thy pet orangutangally? Nay? Welp, mayhap ye shouldest go n do it before he roars in rage and remorse, then tears up the typewriter writing woefully woefilled words.…[Read more]

@ellette-giselle

In defense of the Irish, they were running toward a better armed enemy. They weren’t cowards. 😉

@ellette-giselle

The same wildness that would cause the Irish to break rank and then get ridden down by the patiently waiting English cavalry?

@ellette-giselle

Ah, poor lass. . . So horribly neglected. Thy brothers need some roguery injected into there spines. 😢

@ellette-giselle

Oh hogwash. So you’re trying to telling me that your oh so knightly bros have never poked you, put you in a headlock, or jokingly threaten to plop something slimy, crawly, or moist upon thy personage?

@calyhuge

THAT WAS SO GOOD!!!

@ellette-giselle

I’M A GUY WITH SISTERS!!!!

@calyhuge

She would have turned inside out, hit the roof, and had a hysterical conniption fit all at once!

@calyhuge

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!

95%

(It would have been 100% if Electro Duder had at the end had stuck something green and slimy on the girl neck!!!!)

It maybe’z a battle

Or were it a fray

But wes don’t care

In our tree’s

Fars away!

Fights are just funz

And battles more tons

Kuz squirrels just go nuts

eating cinnamon buns!

We watches them duke

And we’s sees them duck

Boxing like bunnies

We sits there

Awestruck!

Then up goes a cheer

But down wentz our treat!

So down wez go too

Cu…[Read more]

ROMANCE!? 🤮

@koshka

This might paralyze you (Rigor mortis maybe)

https://wordwarriors.wayne.edu/list

Ain’t it utterly gorgonizing when you unearth a long lost word. Agogging!

@ellette-giselle

Tis somewhat truth indeed we willing to accede. . .

But a Bateyman costume!? 😾

BLAH!!! My fuzzy foot! 😼 (Which perhaps ain’t as fuzzy as it one be, but alas, that’s what haps when one’s doing recon in a rather skinny chimney and a sparkwit must have himself a fire. 💨😿)

We wouldn’t dain to stoop to such perfectly putrid…[Read more]

The Power of AI 🤖

Plot Layout for a Historical Fiction Children’s Story

Setting: 14th century Europe, likely during the Hundred Years’ War or a similar conflict.

 

Part 1: The Protagonist’s Ordinary Life

• Introduction: Meet the protagonist, a young child (around 10-12 years old) living in a small village or town.
• Daily Life: Show their…

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I was considering sending in a SWAT teams to answer Alphas 911 call.

Imagine with me: A couple hummers, a chopper, and drones, cut the electricity, tear gas and flashbang the building, open up suppression fire with rubber buckshot as agents from the CIA, FBI, NSA, MI5, MI6, Lahav 433, Texas Rangers, Mounties, Mossad, ACME, Owsla, ZEPO, and FIG,…[Read more]

I held a red rose

which I sucked to my nose

but must have missed that bee

cuz it just stung me!

 

Poetry at its finest 👏

Grossly misrepresented, grossly feministic, and mentions awkward stuff (At least for a guy who’s now old enough to understands to read/hear)

That’s coming from a dude who listened to the series as a kid (When you have three sisters you get introduces to some interesting books.) and enjoyed them! Then years later I decided to go back through and…[Read more]