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Andrew McLaurin posted an update 1 month ago
It is squirrel awareness month. Be aware that squirrels are vulnerable creatures, say nice things about them and don’t be a squirrelist.
Andrew McLaurin posted an update 1 month ago
It is squirrel awareness month. Be aware that squirrels are vulnerable creatures, say nice things about them and don’t be a squirrelist.
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Vulnerable???? Those thieves, stealing and eating the food of poor hungry little birds? I had to put a baffle on my feeders to keep those furry monsters from eating all the seed in two days.😩
Hey! Don’t be squirrelist. How do you, you squirrelist. Everyone hates squirrelists. I’m going to cancel you, you and your kingdom of ducks. You know what, squirrels are 1000 times better than ducks.
You do realize how your reply to Ducktator can be taken totally wrong, right Andrew?
Too late!
One does not cancel Her Imperial Majesty, The Ducktator, Supreme Ruler of All Ducks, and Enemy of All Who Eat Duck! If you dare try, we shall flatten you and your inferior squirrel army with the fury of a million rabid steamrollers! Beware, oh Squirrel Leader! My army, complete with the newest technology, can find anyone, anywhere. You will not get off easily!
I do dare say, that you are quiet amusing. You talk about steamrollers and trying to track us as if we can’t climb trees. And I would like to see a duck sit on a branch of a tree and stay for a reasonable time. Even if they do manage to stay there, my squirrels would make light work of the duck. I, Emperor Mandrew Maxwell McLaurin, Archduke of All Squirrels, and Guardian of the Great Forest of Guilford, Connecticut, do say that your army possesses no threat to the Greatest Kingdom, the Kingdom of the Squirrels.