Jean Coul

@whalekeeper @loopylin lollllll

@elishavet-pidyon ohhhh that makes sense.

also this story is peak so far

the one thing that confuses me though is the mentions of Orcs, and Gondor; I’m sorry if I asked this a bunch of times before, because I’m sure I did, but is the story our authoress/main character gets swallowed by a fan fiction or no?

@elishavet-pidyon your combination of “ ‘ere ya go” and “y’all” made me read your statement half in a British/Australian accent and half in an American one and it was SO WEIRD lol

@rae hellooooooo

you still here?

@rae

Huntress

Gabriel suddenly approached me a few hours later.

At first I thought he was going to take up my spot guarding the camp, but he still seemed tired, so I almost told him that he didn’t need to take a shift for a while longer and that I’d get Soldier or Sniper to do it. He opened his mouth first, however, and asked “Do you hear a c…[Read more]

@power for real though

@koshka

As someone who is not getting used to hearing weird politically correct phraseology in Health textbooks, I would honestly like this on a T-shirt please.

Aggghhhh I know, and I don’t even have those sorts of books (all my textbooks are either creationist or old from before the social justice junk)

@rae sorry I’m late lol

Huntress

Gabriel told me to wake him up for the next watch and proceeded to make himself more or less comfortable by the fire. Sniper and Soldier did the same.

I watched the fire for a few minutes before my attention was diverted by some large animal in the distance. It didn’t appear to be targeting us, or hostile…[Read more]

just, like, never mind that it doesn’t make BIBLICAL sense, nothing about that law even makes SCIENTIFIC sense.

@ellette-giselle but they….can’t have children? Biologically?

like yeah adoption is a thing but that’s different (not that I agree with homosexual couples or the idea that they could raise children, because I DON’T, I’m just saying I know of incidents where that’s happened)

@ellette-giselle BIRTHING LOTTERY?!!

That alone just—just—…….oh my gosh I hope the US never, ever, ever gets to that point, because HECK NAW IF THAT HAPPENS I AM REGISTERING MYSELF AS DEAD THIRTY YEARS AGO AND MOVING UNDERGROUND.

I’m sorry, evil government, but no one, NO ONE, is EVER allowed to treat me like that, and if I could I w…[Read more]

@elishavet-pidyon lol I like those too.

@those who are talking about titles

can i be the resident xeno-anthropologist or something? (No, you do not have to call it that, something simple like beast master or alien/dragon/whatever negotiator is fine lol)

was thinking what role I’d play and then realized the entirety of my time on KP has been marked by at least one h…[Read more]

Oh yay it’s working now!!

Gonna have to rewrite my rp tomorrow.

So I had an RP written but my internet flickered. I tried to copy it but accidentally copied something else so…..I might have to redo it later. I’ll remember it though, it wasn’t too long.

like the lake is THAT big, or whatever “planet” surface they’re on has an unusual day-night cycle, probably both.

Forgive me for trying to science the magic lol. it’s fun to do that.

@whalekeeper I think they’re just in different time zones tbh….lol

@rae

Sniper

“We can’t see far right now, making searching basically worthless. So we stay the night, but we should set up watches.” Gabriel told us.

I nodded. “Good idea.”

I made a mental note of the time since the sun went down. This planet’s time was a lot different than mine’s, but if it rotated like a normal world its day and its night wou…[Read more]

@whalekeeper IDK, she probably comes to just check up on us lol