Gloria Oldenpinner

The Ascendance Trilogy by Jennifer Nielsen. Not fantasy, not historical fiction. *shrugs* But awesome. Also not Christian, but not horrible either. No evolution. *shrugs*

Johnny Tremain.

The Ascendance Trilogy by Jennifer Nielsen. Not fantasy, not historical fiction. *shrugs* But awesome. Also not Christian, but not horrible either. No evolution. *shrugs*

Johnny Tremain.

I am not helpful. JK

@seekjustice What? It’s the best way. 😉 simple, and that way you can avoid infodumps because you just have to punch someone. That’s enough reason in itself.

Ew. Carrot pizza. No.

*throws virtual ice cream everywhere* 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

Thanks for the input guys! I think I figured it out. The electricity for the entire city was taken (by means which I shall not post for fear of spoilers. That’s way there’s no standing danger for my characters, like lava or smoke, or nuclear waste or… *cough* monsters and demons ( @daeus , if ever I need the randomiest idea ever, you’re the man)…[Read more]

@sam-kowal Ice cream? Oh yeah, you’ll fit right in. Ice cream is highly prized here abouts.

XD funny you’d mention carrots and pizza. I had those in the same meal the other day. *shrugs* Don’t know why though. 😛

*waves hand slowly in front of eyes* You will read The Count of Monte Cristo. It is the book you’re looking for. *Silently raises hood of black cloak* *walks away mysteriously*

@supermonkey42 You are not the droid we’re looking for. *waves hand dramatically* Move along.

@seekjustice Let me put it simply.

Punch someone.

Hey fellow ENFJ! 😉 I am an ENFJ as well, Dragon Snapper, or D.G., if you want, for short. Although people have called me Snapper before. 🙂

So, henchman, what’s your favorite food? (Don’t worry, you’ll graduate soon enough.)

Welcome to KP; I look forward to seeing you around!

Thanks! @daughteroftheking

@dragongeek YAY!!!!

And, as Iliara already said, the Aetherlight is not free. But it is so worth every penny!

It could have been abandoned by the original population for a relatively harmless and simple reason, such as:

1. It was quickly built to house workers brought in to collect valuable resources, and when the resources ran out, the people moved on.

2. There was a natural disaster, such as a massive tornado, hurricane, or earthquake, which destroyed…[Read more]

@silverclaw-bonnetfolly *ahem* If you’ve noticed, I’m the only one actually tripping on them. My rocks, my problem. *smirks*

@salome01w4g @christi-Eaton @daughteroftheking Thank you! Trust me, I have a whole BOATLOAD of stuff that I may dump on you randomly someday… *walks off whistling*

and @daughteroftheking that hummingbird is SOO pretty! And I like the hand. 😀

Eagle of the Ninth is one I will eternally recommend. 😉

Also, Ranger’s Apprentice. It’s not really fantasy.

Sherwood Ring (This is a romance, but not a Christian one, but I don’t think there were any problems with it. Mostly it’s a hilarious, exciting mystery involving Revolutionary War-era ghosts.)

Hi @sam-kowal! Welcome to Kingdom Pen! (I just joined myself!) Don’t worry, you won’t be a bumbling henchman for long. Currently I’m a …wise jester?

Well, that’s accurate. 😄 Anyway, welcome and don’t be afraid to ask questions! Most of the people on here don’t bite. 😉

I’m writing a romance…I’m not sure if I’m following the rules, @daeus. But it’s going ok in my brain. So. YEAH.

#PANTSING!

@lifeofkatie *eats all the ice cream*

@emma-flournoy I won’t tell Josiah what you said about frogs. *mourns over frogs*