Ezra Wilkinson

While my soapbox is out for repair, I shall borrow this shampoo bottle. *Mounts bottle* It’s a little bit wobbly, but a guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do.

And now I shall speak about that thingy…um…oh yes, Villains contributing to the different emotions and stuff, specifically joy, and happiness and stuff.

So cool. So rad.

Funny thing:…[Read more]

Pfft. Theory is easy. Anyone can know theory. See, now you know the theory I just told you.

I’ll get back to you once I get good at /implementing/ theory.

That’d be awfully good of you. It’s every so difficult to find a good soapbox repairman.

Ooooohhhh, I thought we were talking about a story you were in the middle of writing. OK. That makes more sense.

I shall study on this.

*Diverts mental capacities to the problem*

@Hannah: That is a good and right thing. I should not be taken seriously. Unless I specifically request it. (But oh! Then we have infinity in progress right there.)

I want a picture of me that is identical to Daniel’s except the opposite direction.

Ahem, ahem. *Dusts off soapbox* I am ready to begin.

The first thing I shall be long-winded…[Read more]

Hold up! Restrain the horses!

@Kate: I’m lost. I wonder if this situation is explained fully in this topic somewhere…but page three isn’t being very informative, and I think I’d just get more lost reading through the whole thing…

Can you start at the beginning and give me the whole situation with this poor girl who’s having a nightmare?…[Read more]

*Sits down with his cake, and eats it too* Maybe you can’t, but I can.

How inconsiderate of you! D= I was all set to just skim this topic, and then someone said I need to do something, so I go back like a good little boy, read all those long posts, and it turns out…I didn’t actually need context.

It’s most…rude. I can’t believe you two.…[Read more]

Why Kate! You are a cool person!

*Pulls Daniel’s arm* You see this Kate? She’s a cool person!

@Rolena: OK. I like you. You are an awesome person.

@Tatiana: That’s pretty cool. I too believe that that is a subject hitherto basically unexplored by fanfic writers.

I hope you do Tolkien proud.

…then she becomes a witch and lives happily ever after?

*Sigh* No one ever does…

You’re so brilliant, I’m in awe. :O

Barring a situation where writers became more numerous than other people, in which case other people are too blah to be normal.

I’m so good at my job too.

Well that’s OK, I haven’t really missed you either. We’re cool.

That she’ll no longer be on the farm.

16,000. Healthy living.

Or listened to KPR.

*Raises hand* *Speaks in two year old voice* Miss Hannah, if you don’t know me, how do you know someone like me?

Actually, I’m not hard to peg, you’re probably right. 😛

Excellent question…

I’m fairly certain it means that no honors were due, and no honors were forthcoming.

Or something.

Miss me Haley?

Under-appreciation is a wicked thing Tatiana.

It sounds like it would be leaving the farm.

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