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@seekjustice Couldn’t the mute character just suddenly be able to speak like the Waif in Stars or Susan in the Finian’s Rainbow musical?

@alia @jenwriter17 @rochellaine

Quick Bible quiz for you all. Who can be the first to tell me which Psalm says “Be Still and know that I am God”

First to answer wins….something.

okay, I really have to go now. other wise i’ll be late for work. bye y’all

@seekjustice, that horrible character.

@alia

I won’t press charges because it was pretty funny. Also, I’m too busy pressing charges against my novella, which has a mute character who just spoke and I’m so ashamed of myself 😛

@rochellaine, whew, I’m off the hook

wait, @seekjustice, you arent pressing charges, right?

@seekjustice Well, since it was an enjoyable experience, you won’t press charges, right?  So that takes care of civil law.  And since I’m the Sheriff here, I’ll take care of the criminal side of things and say that killing someone with laughter on KP is not against the law.

@alia So you can calm down now.  You’re safe.

@rochellaine *nervous sweat*  I didn’t know, but I knew it might happen…People on KP are so fragile

@alia

Ask @rochellaine she’ll know whether it’s illegal to kill someone laughing (hey, Rochellaine, there’s another way someone could die accidentally)

@alia I don’t know about the laws in Australia, but I believe if you could “reasonably foresee” that @seekjustice would die of laughter as a result of your post, you could probably get at least second degree murder…

#lawstudent 😀

(Edit:  Well, I’ll give you involuntary manslaughter.  That’s probably better.  It’s been a while since I st…[Read more]

@jenwriter17, @rochellaine, glad y’all like it. when my family was on furlough for 4 months, we had a lot of time on our hands

@rochellaine, not impressed??? NOT IMPRESSED??? Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dishonor on your family

@seekjustice…I hope I’m not charged with murder…*looks up law* it doesnt say anything about dying from laughter…

@alia I LOVE writing parodies!!!!  I’ve done several…even put some in my books. 😛  And yours is hilarious.

@alia

*dies laughing*

@alia *listens* *is unimpressed* I have actually heard a few of the songs.  I guess probably at cousins’ houses or something. 🙂  We also have the “slapping with fishes” Nineveh book… 😀 …and quote it frequently.

Bobert wouldn’t be much interested in this conversation either, since he’s never even heard of Veggietales. 😀

@seekjustice…

ahem…

We are the MKs who don’t do anything

We just sit around inside the van

Listening to music and Rush Limbaugh

As we travel across america

Well we’ve never had a cellphone

And we don’t like wearing seatbelts

Cuz we never wear them back home

Where we live in China

And we highly dislike fastfood

Cuz it puts us in…[Read more]

@alia Ah, gotcha! 😀 Now, I’m listening to Donuts for Benny.

@alia Adios! 😀

@dragon-snapper, which song? I might be completely misunderstanding what it was you were trying to say…

@alia

We are the MKs who don’t do anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you…We don’t do anything! I feel that song accurately sums up how non-homeschoolers feel about homeschoolers, that we don’t do anything.