Catwing

Oh, and @emily. See above.

@dragon-snapper Yes, you did. Fortunately mine is dragon, water, lava, volcano, siren, polar bear, and more proofed. So, ha! It is from a very hazardous dimension. A present from Kay. [one of my characters]. *waves black phone in black case* Yay! I came prepared.

@dragon-snapper What happened? That was as surprising as a creeper. Yes, continue. *atempts to hit continue, but hits menu.* Nooooooo. I’ll be back!

@dragon-snapper It appears I have found the portal to Chair [A dimension of chairs] or at least a room of infinite chairs. Or chairs that respawn [Like minecraft. I have died, but seem to always come back.]. Or something else…
Wait, why is that a bad thing?

@dragon-snapper
My brother says, You should melt all chairs and we can use gym balls to improve posture.
I disagree though. *starts scratching a random chair* Just if you do, don’t melt my chair I need to clean my claws and keep them sharp.

@dragon-snapper Yes, I saw that movie. The wolves were the best!
“We’re goning to devour this baby!”
*licks baby’s face*
“Wait what just happened?”

@dragon-snapper Thanks. Sooo… Why do you melt chairs? *licks paw* I mean they’re the purrfect scratching posts. That is what they’re for right? Scratching. Why did people even invent hard metal chairs? They always make this weird sound when you scratch them and are so cold to sit on.
Oh, they’re for snow people! (Or hot people to cool down on)

The GIF on the last page was really funny, since @kate-flournoy does look like a terrible terror [at least in her picture].

@emily @kina-lamb What does friending do?

@daughteroftheking I think I’ll go with Data.

@dragon-snapper How do you even do memes? Wait! Me me! Me me me! Hee, Hee, Hee!

@emily 2018? What do I not know?
BBC made the Silver Chair a while back and if I remember correctly Disney combined Prince Caspin and Silver Chair. Pizza Ninja?
When I was younger I thought about non-existing more.

@dragon-snapper Really? You can’t resist? Hopfully you could resist the Borg. (From Star Trek Next Generation. The ‘robotic’ people who always say, “We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”?)
@josiah-degraaf Favorite? For Sci-Fi I liked Laddertop by Orson Scott Card (I think), but that was a graphic novel… For Fantasy all…[Read more]

@shannon Yes, I do like the beach among other places.
@graciegirl Thank you.
*Does a somersault in the air* Marret! Nice to meet you all.

@dragon-snapper Toothless! (Can’t be angry when you’re looking at Toothless.) A Catwing is a cat with wings. Normally the color of their fur. There are actually some short books out there somewhere called the Catwings. Yes, I like the beach and the forest and pasture and barns… I’m glad you think my novel is intresting.
I play the piano a…[Read more]