The Elf

Guys! I made my first meme! Let me know if you think it’s funny!

@beth-torres

It’s fine. You tricked me anyway, I tagged you.

Would you like to know your potato?

Also nice! Love Minecraft *takes sip of coco*

And how is your cat?

@the_lost-journal

Well, I’ve been minecrafting (my cave has internet and stuff) and breaking into magic potato fortresses because I forgot to read the rule about having to be tagged in order to post things (sorry bout that).

@the_lost-journal

houses are usually carpeted and are sad beige colors

I hate the sad beige color trend.

@ellette-giselle

I’ve used this one, but it has some foul language. https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

@beth-torres

Ohhhh, okay! How is cave life? *Brews a cup of hot coco for myself*

@whalekeeper

For reference. My mom side is German: Shout a lot, love the grossest foods, speak a funny language, insult people but in a funny way, etc.

All of my dad’s side are American, but from Pennsylvania. So: Disagree on religion and fight over politics, talk about how taxes are going and inflation. houses are usually carpeted and are sad…[Read more]

@whalekeeper

My mom side is the crazies of the family, my dad’s side is the boring people.

Celarent: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Vyette: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

@koshka

I agree!

So all I have to do is die for someone… AND THEN I’LL BE BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!

wait- hmmm. I don’t know how I would talk to them from heaven… *Thinking position*

Do they have phones in heaven?

@loopylin

Latin is yellow with purple polka dots.

@beth-torres

>:O

“PO-TAY-TOES. BOIL EM. MASH EM. STICK EM IN A STEW.”

@whalekeeper

Ooh, I made a few of those!

Ayla: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Josh: So what’s for dinner?
Ayla, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Carlos: Can you please be serious for five minutes…

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@the_lost-journal

I have been summoned from the darkness of the socialization abandonment cave. *takes hot chocolate*

Not really though. I haven’t abandoned socialization. I just haven’t been on here a ton. I do tend to disappear every so often 😶‍🌫️

It’s kinda funny cause I was thinking about coming back on here last night then I get three KP…[Read more]

@stephie @rae

Twelve is a weird olive green. Thirteen is black with sparkles.

@everyone

Zero: Completely black and devoid of light.

One: Violet

Two: Pea green

Three: Blue

Four: Bubblegum pink

Five: Orange

Six: Scarlet

Seven: Sparkly gold

Eight: Pale grey

Nine: Deep blue-purple

@rae

This gold, to be exact.

Three is blue.

@rae

Seven is golden!