Josiah DeGraaf

@aratrea oh good grief… lol 🙂 thanks for telling us……
@the-real-kapeefer ………. What are we going to do with you?? 😛 😉 Yes like @jess-penrose my previous note was out of genuine concern. 🙂
@rolena-hatfield Okay that’s what I thought but I wanted to check.

@aratrea THanks so much for clearing this up! Please understand @the-real-kapeefer that all @dragon-snapper and myself were saying was purely out of genuine concern for you spiritually. Next time, please be a bit more clear as to avoid freaking a few of your fellow kapeefers out.

@aratrea Thank you for stating as much. I wondered if that was what was going on here :p
*shakes head* @the-real-kapeefer I had no doubt you knew how to stir up excitement. :p

@the-real-kapeefer please be not serious, (Please know I’m lovingly pointing this out as a sister in Christ). The message is paraphrases, I also wanted to say I would take any writing from Mr. Peterson with a very large pinch of salt, it is his interpretation of the Bible, versus a language translation.
As I do not want to break rules, cause…[Read more]

I can submit at any time right? How long does it usually take for a work to be published if it’s approved? @aratrea
Or maybe I should just read that link and find out, ha..

@xonos-darkgrate Greetings! Welcome to the weird world of Kingdom Pen! Since my fellow Kapeefers have told you what you need to know about the site, I take it upon myself to get you up to speed with our weird inside jokes. 😉 We call ourselves “Kapeefers” which stands for Kingdom Pen Fans. (inspired by the “how to write the worst allegory ever”…[Read more]

Thanks for the welcome, everyone! Sorry if this doesn’t tag those of you who asked me questions. I’m still learning the ropes of forum land….

@mariposa, @aratrea – My favorite books include Lynn Austin books, The Baker Family Adventures by C.R. Hedgcock, Millie Keith series by Martha Finley, This Present Darkness by Frank Peretti, and The…[Read more]

@aratrea @daeus @all-the-other-Kapeefers-involved Thanks for a great workshop guys! I now feel even more prepared to take over the world -ahem- write. 😀

@kate-flournoy

Wow. Government reflects the people’s worldview. Great point! Never thought about it like that before.

Also, @aratrea, @kate-flournoy, @daeus

Who do you think first created the “political intrigue fantasy” subgenre (new genre title officially coined)?

Jackson E. Graham

*drops from ceiling in a cloud of plaster-dust and lands with a crash in the middle of the floor*
I HAVE ARRIVED.

I not only adore political intrigue in fantasy, I believe it can be absolutely essential for developing your world and characters.
Disclaimer before I explain that— a fair chunk of my characters are inherently political by very…[Read more]

@aratrea also this is going to be interesting…….. Blood will be on your hands if anyone dies from Daniels um-uh…. comedy.

I’d love to read your book, @aratrea. Can’t be any worse than the ones I wrote around that age… *shudders*

@aratrea I side with you.

HEAR YE HEAR YE!
NO ONE SHALL MARKET JOSIAH’S 8YR.OLD BOOK OR ELSE YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF DRAGON SNAPPER OF THE SOUTH. YOUR CHAIR WILL BE MELTED AND YOUR PHONES CONFISCATED.

THANK YOU MUCHLY.

Signed, Dragon Snapper, KP chief of security.

Can’t…stop…laughing!!! This is one of the most hilarious topics I’ve yet seen in the glorious Kingdom of Pen..
@aratrea Thank you for noticing! I make it a point to reference anything and everything.

@the-real-kapeefer I have some actually serious questions for you. Would you ever consider starting your own YouTube channel, separate from Kingdom Pen? You really should think about it, Daniel. You’ve been a good bumbling henchmen and sidekick, but everyone wants to be the main character at some point. Just a thought. 😉
Also, since you’re…[Read more]

@the-real-kapeefer

…

Yeah.

I’m not quite sure to make of this, but I do know that this is going to be awesome. 😛

I guess this means that I have another major character to put in the Legends of King Daeus. @aratrea I’m sorry, but the Wiser has more than just a frog now. XD

So no one’s really asked you any questions. So I’ll ask you one.…[Read more]

@aratrea What have you done!!!??!?!?!

@the-real-kapeefer *waves* 🙂

@aratrea Hmm. Maybe I will. I think I’ll wait till I finish my upcoming book launch though. 😉