AveryTheExplodey

Who’s going to write the next RP?

@jonas

Somehow, I am going to force Ellis and Ottoline to get along. hehe. 😈😈😈

@jonas

Yeah I was just joking XD

@trailblazer @highscribeofaetherium

Yeah, i don’t think so either.

@highscribeofaetherium

ALL of it is hyperbole XD

Yep.

You know what would be fun? Once everyone calms down, the boys and girls play truth or dare together, lol

@thearcaneaxiom

good question.

Question, how much of the Hyperbolii’s characteristics are inherently true, and how much is literally just hyperbole?🤣

…and eat out of their trash cans…

which are filled with a gazillion mountains worth of food so healthy, people can go for eons upon eons without eating anything after eating a single crumb! To maintain normality however, the Hyperbolii…

Ellis, chill, it’s a pillow fight XD

@jonas

Well, why not? thought Ellis. He punched Zahlin in the face.

Oh my gosh!! I literally started laughing lol

@highscribeofaetherium

I know lol

…and eat out of their trash cans…

I love that XD

They’re so great that everyone else kisses the ground where they walk…

Compound Fracture

He looked around, trying to penetrate the darkness.

“This isn’t fair!” he pouted. “First, the stupid prisoner interrupts my evil laugh, then he has the audacity to leave before I can start my beautiful monologue, and now I’m who knows where!” He stood up and kicked a rock as hard as he could. “I suppose,” he muttered, “the onl…[Read more]

Ottoline

She froze.

He’s going to kill me. 

Her heart was pounding. She heard voices screaming to let her go, but the hand over her mouth stayed firm.

“Ladies, attack!” a voice yelled, “Let’s give these boys a taste of feathers!”

New Topic: Culture

This is by far the greatest civilization of mankind, the people of Hyperbolii. They’re like, over a million times better than anyone else. They’re so great, that…

@thearcaneaxiom

Sure!

@whale-keeper

Me, I guess!

@everyone

Awesome, so now we have the world of Vlelain, filled with creatures such as sniffer cows, and a magic system that plays with the mind. Great start! Should we create a new topic? Perhaps culture?