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    Elfwing
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      @keilah-h fun!! XD

      I'm 'a homeschooler' because cookie-making writing artistic animal-whisperer isn't a job title

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      Abigail.M.
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        @elfwing

        This made me laugh so hard XD THIS IS HILARIOUS!! I absolutely love it, (is this from personal experience? XD ). I’ll have to refer to this list if I ever bring characters from my fantasy stories, (I have a feeling number nine and five would be all too true with them *shudders*). Overall, this is genius! I love this humor and these kinda writerly lists!! 😀 XD 😀 XD 😀

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        Elfwing
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          @Abigail-m thank you! I’m glad it made you laugh! Yes  it’s from personal experience and I totally do not recommend it because it’s also a barrel of laughs when they get into the pressurized whipped cream cannisters. Make sure theye wearing a black shirt for the ultimate effect of hilarity

          Thank you so much!!! You probably understand, but being on this forum has grown my confidence in remarkable ways! It is so rare to find others who love writing like I do 🙂

          I'm 'a homeschooler' because cookie-making writing artistic animal-whisperer isn't a job title

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          Keilah H.
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            @elfwing Black clothing and whipped cream canisters? That I’ll have to try!

            Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

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            Kads
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              Oh man. I would like to pitch in with a few things here.

              Do not let all of your characters meet each other in the same room. Only three out of more than twenty characters speak English, and like at least ten of them haven’t even SEEN the real world before. Thus, this will result in:

              – All characters out of The Travelers’ Caravan being amazed at the real world and causing destruction as mentioned by @elfwing

              – A fistfight between Jinlong (Y&Y) and most of the Sutoritoboizu (HoC), with one of the members who DOES actually speak Chinese attempting to mediate things and translate between the two offending parties but failing miserably

              – Probably at least one friendship, likely between Meichen (Y&Y) and Youngho (HoC), cuz hey, Youngho and Meichen both speak English and Chinese! Finally, people who can understand each other! Also, they’re the same age!

              – Yeong (HoC) attempting to flirt with Bren (TTC), and failing because neither of them speak English or any common language at all

              – Kadotake (HoC) getting mad at Yeong for attempting to flirt with Bren and thusly attacking Bren because SHE IS A THREAT AND KADOTAKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YEONGS GF LIKE WTHECK YEONG

              – Ripley (TTC) getting mad at Kadotake for attacking Bren

              – Oh, and by the way, Jinlong and Haruto (HoC) are one-on-one fighting now

              – Marge (TTC) distantly admiring all of Haruto’s piercings

              – Damias (TTC) SOMEHOW getting angry at someone, probably Taiki (HoC) and getting in a fight even though they both have no clue what the other person is saying

              – Taejung (HoC) standing in the corner, horrified by the chaos

              …..and a lot more.

              So, there will be NO crossovers between my characters, you see.

              staring at the fields
              if nothing's really real
              i'll make the winter now my home

              #104121
              Kads
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                Ugh, the forum balrog ate my reply when I tried to edit it, so reposting.

                I would like to pitch in with a few things here.

                Do not let all of your characters meet each other in the same room. Only three out of more than twenty characters speak English, and like at least ten of them haven’t even SEEN the real world before. Thus, this will result in:

                – All characters out of The Travelers’ Caravan being amazed at the real world and causing destruction as mentioned by @elfwing

                – A fistfight between Jinlong (Y&Y) and most of the Sutoritoboizu (HoC), with one of the members who DOES actually speak Chinese attempting to mediate things and translate between the two offending parties but failing miserably

                – Probably at least one friendship, likely between Meichen (Y&Y) and Youngho (HoC), cuz hey, Youngho and Meichen both speak English and Chinese! Finally, people who can understand each other! Also, they’re the same age!

                – Yeong (HoC) attempting to flirt with Bren (TTC), and failing because neither of them speak English or any common language at all

                – Kadotake (HoC) getting mad at Yeong for attempting to flirt with Bren and thusly attacking Bren because SHE IS A THREAT AND KADOTAKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YEONGS GF LIKE WTHECK YEONG

                – Ripley (TTC) getting mad at Kadotake for attacking Bren

                – Oh, and by the way, Jinlong and Haruto (HoC) are one-on-one fighting now

                – Marge (TTC) distantly admiring all of Haruto’s piercings

                – Damias (TTC) SOMEHOW getting angry at someone, probably Taiki (HoC) and getting in a fight even though they both have no clue what the other person is saying

                – Taejung (HoC) standing in the corner, horrified by the chaos

                …..and a lot more.

                So, there will be NO crossovers between my characters, you see.

                staring at the fields
                if nothing's really real
                i'll make the winter now my home

                #104128
                Keilah H.
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                  @scripter-of-kingdoms Ha, I haven’t tried crossovers yet! I should! It might mean total annihilation of a lot of things, including my sanity (which I don’t have a lot of anyway) but it might be fun!

                  Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

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