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*Turns around in boss weelie chair*
This is the Statemency.
Some of us are tired of questions.
Our one mission is to bring down the inquiries. Using the fine justice of statements.
They ask what a question is. So we will answer.
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
And guess what? His is eternal (:Yes.
We make statements here.
I will have one of those boss weelie chairs you speak of please. (Do I sounds bossy? This isn’t a place for questions, so I suppose I have to demand one instead of asking for one nicely. 🤔)
へびは かっこいい です！
*gives weelie chair*
Yes, we must demand for things. It’s more likley to garrantee our success. Questions debase our sureness of things.
Getting into character for this is so fun. And I’m going to ignore how mean I feel in my Boss persona XD.
But hard things must be done in order for us to progress.
*Raises fist and stares out into space*
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
And guess what? His is eternal (:@princesschronicle22
What is the purpose of the statemency?
Why no questions?
Have we fallen to such low a standard?
Will you jeopardize the lives of questions everywhere?
And how can you be tired of questions?
I propose the most fitting statement: DOWN WITH THE STATEMENCY!
You can make anything by writing - C. S. Lewis
This is not allowed.
Police. This one, right here.
We make statements here.
I demand this questioner’s prompt removal.
Yes. We make demands to avoid questions. Thanks for the chair. *Sits and folds arms* I feel like a official member now.
へびは かっこいい です！
You are most welcome. I officially officiate you into the Statemency.
As for you. Who dares ask things here. *clasps hands together*
Here at the Statemency we are free to make whatever statements we like. We are sure. We are not bound by the confusion of the Questionists.
So ask questions all you like! But you cannot take down the statements of the Statemency! We shall never fall!
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
And guess what? His is eternal (:@princesachronicle
Did you not ask a question and simply replace the question mark with a period? Are such question-statements allowed in your little Statemency?
You can make anything by writing - C. S. Lewis
*Gasps of horror and internal doubt*
Errmmm, you still cannot destroy the Statmency…
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
And guess what? His is eternal (:*Steps into the room, hair flowing like a cape*
I wish to join the Statemency. To stop the frenetic spiraling of the Inquerists’ question whirlwinds.
Statements give a solid sense of finality. We shall be the ones to end this. We shall be victorious.
It is unfortunate that more songs take their side than ours. But I shall stand strong.
Wama-lama-bama-lama
God is king but rock 'n roll might be secondAre such question-statements allowed in your little Statemency?
One must police oneself. I propose that they be kept to a minimum, in favor of firm, decisive speech.
In any case, a question-statement is less of a question, and more of a tone-setter. Something such as “How dare you.” needs no answer.
Wama-lama-bama-lama
God is king but rock 'n roll might be secondYour cape is marvelous. And I agree with what you have said.
It is the sad truth about most songs. But I say we should write new songs then. The Statemency could use an Anthem of sorts.
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love never fails. -1 Corinthians
And guess what? His is eternal (:- Rank: Knight in Shining Armor
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Down with the statemency (why do I feel like I’m talking to royalty?)! Anyway, questions are my way of life. It’s the way I understand the world and you people. Lol. Why would you ever want to rid the world of them? 😇😏 I’m going to the discussion where you have to ask questions. 😛😆
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Yes, I’m a child at heart which is why I included an emoji who’s sticking their tongue out. 😏
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We must form a rebellion! Who’s with me? @kyronthearcanin?
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