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    Keilah H.
    @keilah-h
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      @theducktator honestly though

       

      I’m autistic and have read a lot of books by fellow neurodivergent people (IDK that’s just what they call it), and some of them have pointed out that a lot of the symptoms of their conditions are also “symptoms” that some of the scientific geniuses and artistic prodigies of the world had. In other words, if it weren’t for what our world now calls a disability, we might not have had people in the past that the modern world calls great.

       

      Does that make any sense??

      Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

      #182180
      whaley
      @whalekeeper
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        Dad leans over and whispers in my ear after conducting a wedding: “They’re shipped.”

        Me and @calyhuge at camp a few nights ago, staring at the sky.

        Me: “I used to know the stars…”

        Cal: “I used to not care about the stars… I still don’t.” *Bursts into guffaws*

        “I looked at a guy through the car window. I ate lettuce at him. He was pretty neutral about the whole thing.” – My sister

        “Everything is a mountain”

        #182182
        whaley
        @whalekeeper
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          Little sister, sleep-talking on her bed twenty seconds ago: “I’m going to be here for the rest of my liiiiife…”

          “Everything is a mountain”

          #182185
          calyhuge
          @calyhuge
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            @whalekeeper what have you done 🫣

            revenge shall be mine 😈

             

            Whaley: I am a member of the mafia.

            Also Whaley: My great-grandfather was Al Capone’s jeweler, and some of my other relatives snuck moonshine across the president’s backyard.

             

            Pastor at Youth Group: Does anyone have any comments about the passage in Revelation about the Lamb who was slain?

            Me: Zombie sheep.

            Pastor: Yes, Cal, we really needed you to come all the way from Annapolis to tell us that. Thank you.

            I ❤️ Debating Theology
            I ❤️ Family Heritage
            I ❤️ Medievals

            #182268
            Keilah H.
            @keilah-h
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              @whalekeeper @calyhuge AHAHAHAHAHAHA

              u two know each other in real life? That’s cool! I see you get up to the strangest shenanigans.

              Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

              #182277
              calyhuge
              @calyhuge
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                @keilah-h

                in a way, we do… we talk about strange things, like family and story characters

                I ❤️ Debating Theology
                I ❤️ Family Heritage
                I ❤️ Medievals

                #182280
                whaley
                @whalekeeper
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                  @keilah-h

                  Yeppers, we know each other irl. ;] Calvin goes to a sister church’s church plant. Which I guess means he goes to a niece church. @calyhuge what do you think of this term?

                  “Everything is a mountain”

                  #182356
                  Keilah H.
                  @keilah-h
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                    @whalekeeper “niece church” lol


                    @calyhuge
                    your signature haha

                     

                    I don’t know anyone on here in real life. When my brother gets a bit older I think I’m gonna ask him to join because he has the most amazing story ideas, he’s just not a huge fan of writing them down.

                    Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                    #182446
                    Loopy
                    @loopylin
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                      “Do you speak Taco Bell?” -a random guy at work

                      “Nothing says autumn like slurpin’ apples.” -my uncle

                      #182450
                      RAE
                      @rae
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                        “Sorry, my Bible has ads.” -someone at my church

                        She was using a Bible app on her phone at evening service

                        "You need French Toast."
                        #AnduthForever (hopefully 💕)

                        #182452
                        The Ducktator
                        @theducktator
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                          “Fairy boogers have magic powers.”- one of my sisters

                          The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

                          #182477
                          calyhuge
                          @calyhuge
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                            @whalekeeper NO WAY I literally was just thinking that your church is our auntie church

                            Therefore, if we are sons and daughters of the church, you are my second cousin once removed

                            I ❤️ Debating Theology
                            I ❤️ Family Heritage
                            I ❤️ Medievals

                            #182497
                            Keilah H.
                            @keilah-h
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                              @calyhuge lol


                              @theducktator
                              @loopylin @rae hahaha!!!

                              Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                              #182518
                              Keilah H.
                              @keilah-h
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                                @anyone-who-cares

                                Three days ago, I couldn’t think of anything to do so I made this. I’m only just now posting it though. Here is every currently introduced character’s first line from my current fanfic, with absolutely NO context (except for the fact that they are in chronological order of when the line was said):

                                • “I’ll try.” –Huntress/Jaylen (I’ll be referring to each character by their callsign if they have one, then by their real name)
                                • “Look like a fool? Nah, sis! He’s just getting a taste of how swift I am!” –Scout/Jeremy
                                • “You lost?” –Engineer/Dell
                                • “Hey, hippie! Get a haircut!” –Soldier/Jan (I said I wasn’t offering context lol)
                                • “Oy, you’re the one who stabbed me in the stomach that one time, right?” –Sniper/Mundy
                                • “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?” –Spy/Alexandre
                                • “Scout. Huntress. Tell me you’ve got the briefcase.” –The team’s commander, Ms. Pauling
                                • “Tumors!” –Medic/Ludwig (lol this one is super weird if you don’t know the context)
                                • “Whoooo-hoooo! Whoo…….What?” –Demoman/Tavish
                                • “Now, Doctor!” –Heavy/Mikhail
                                • “Yer jobs died with the Mann brothers, ya hear me? As of now, you’re unemployed!” –Weapons supplier, Saxton
                                • “You want to know more about me? Here is story about me. Once upon a time I do not like you. The end.” –Soldier’s fiancée, Zhanna
                                • “Welcome to New Zealand, son.” –Sniper’s dad, Bill
                                • “Who are you?” –Sniper’s mom, Larnah
                                • “Oh, your teammate is dead. How tragic.” –Old Heavy/(his real name is unknown, I should give him one but it’s really not important to the story)
                                • “Sadly, my ‘worst’ often leaves my victims unable to speak, and my employer wants words out of you.” –Old Hunter/Sheridan
                                • “Whoever it is, your knockin’ just cost me a headshot!” –Old Sniper/Virgil

                                 

                                I think that’s all of them so far. For the record, I came up with exactly three of these characters’ names, and that would be Alexandre, Jaylen and Sheridan. The first was because the character didn’t have a canon name and I thought he needed one, and the other two are because they’re OCs. (but I think all three names fit the weird vibe of the rest, right?)

                                 

                                 

                                 

                                 

                                 

                                this was so pointless lol but that’s what this forum is for right??

                                Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

                                #182530
                                The Ducktator
                                @theducktator
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                                  @keilah-h

                                  Tumors? lol

                                  The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

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