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Some Krogen stuff, not his best works but whatever…
“Stop playing innocent!”
Krogen: “I’m not playing, I am innocent!” (He wasn’t)
“I know you think democracy is stupid, but please stop saying so while we’re here, okay?”
Krogen: “Fine.” *proceeds to insult every politician in the Council instead*
“Please don’t start a war, Krogen.”
*Krogen starts a feud ten minutes later*
*Krogen bangs Nahim’s head against a wall*
“As I was saying…also, Kid, keep your helmet on. Now as I was saying, these thruster vectors-”
“Both the Love Bug and cooties are very contagious!”
*After throwing someone into a wall so hard they almost pass out*
Krogen: “That was a little push.”
"You need French Toast."
Ahh, ok. 😂 Now I want to watch that. For sandwich clone. XD
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
How does Krogen not have every single person in the universe after his blood?
Those are great.
Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.
That last one sounds like my brother. Is Krogen one of your characters? I love him now. Those were hilarious.
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Technically, he’s one of Cgecko’s (My big brother) but I am the one who writes him. I don’t have a good sense of humor really, so when I write entire scenes with Krogen, I have to call my brother over and ask him for Krogen quotes. The Best of Krogen always comes from him.
In a nutshell, Krogen is a rude invincible Fettian who gets into fights for fun and breaks into fortresses just to say “Hah! I told you they weren’t invincible! I wasn’t even trying!”
Why do you think he buried his base in a swamp? XD
Actually, he put it in swamp water so he could blow it up and not get in trouble…and almost murder my charries without anyone knowing…
I’ll try to convince my brother to give me the really good quotes for your enjoyment, but he’s not much for lists and typing or writing. That’s why he’s not on KP, he doesn’t write, he just thinks up characters (mostly without names) and stories. I promise to try.
"You need French Toast."
More Krogen quotes (this time with the help of Cgecko)
“They have a lot of firepower, ya know.”
Krogen: “Augh, that’s nothin’. Watch this, Charge!” *Loud clang* “Augh!” *Thud* “Okay, so maybe they have a pea shooter, but I have a tank!” *Proceeds to bring a tank out of pocket dimension*
*Krogen at a party (that he was not invited to) and insults everyone there, and a fight breaks out.
Krogen grabs cake and throws it into the crowd yelling*
“LET THEM EAT CAKE!”
Krogen: “Would you like some tea and crumpets?”
Nahim: “What’s a crumpet?”
Krogen: “Nevermind, would you like a biscuit thingy or really bad cupcake whichever you prefer.”
Nahim: “What’s a biscuit?”
Krogen: “A biscuit is a horse from the sea. Now stop asking questions!”
#WondiansNotKnowingEarthlingTerms
#Seabiscuit
"You need French Toast."
That is my favorite kind of character. 😆
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
@rae lol!!! Krogen is funny. It’s awesome you made him up with your brother! My brother is the same, he doesn’t like writing or typing or any of that, but he loves making up stories! He tells awesome stories of the galaxy-spanning Icebreaker Empire.
oh, and #TheClonesDeservedBetter for sure!!!
@theducktator WATCH CLONE WARS.Honestly though I’ve only seen half of the show because….idk, I just stopped watching when it got to a rather dark bit. I picked it back up again when the last season came out though.
Then once you’re done with The Clone Wars, watch its sequel, The Bad Batch, which is about an individual squad trying to find their way after the war while being hunted by the newly-formed Empire. My profile pic is a Bad Batch character (I would say he’s my favorite, but they’re all my favorite lol).
In fact, he actually has good quotes! I’ll see if I can find some.
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
@theducktator and yes, now you can see why the speaker of those quotes is my new computer wallpaper!
seriously though I forgot I changed it and was like “oh! hello! forgot I put you there” when my computer loaded up today
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
So here are some Artemis Fowl quotes:
“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.” -Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
“Certainly, Doctor. Let’s talk about your chair. Victorian?” -Eoin Cofler, Artemis Fowl
Artemis: Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.
Holly: I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?
And now for quoting myself, because I talk A LOT:
“My brain feels like an abused and bent
Wasted and spent
Dissolved and ripped
Most probably shipped
Eco friendly paper straw.” -Me
“I want an earth apple.” -Me
*You probably won’t get that, but it comes from French. We were talking about how ridiculous French is sometimes. In French, a potato is a pomme de terre, which translates to Earth apple, dirt apple, or apple from Earth.*
And now for one of my favorite authors, C.S. Lewis:
“The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.” -C.S. Lewis
“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is of moderate importance.” -C.S. Lewis
And my forum signature: “Courage, dear heart.” -C.S. Lewis (from the Chronicles of Narnia, within which Aslan speaks these words)
Finally, I shall quote J.R.R. Tolkien: “The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.”
"Courage, dear heart." -Aslan
Unfortunately my family doesn’t watch a lot of tv, so I probably won’t. However, I will add them to my mental list of shows to watch when I grow up.
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
@theducktator yeah! certainly!
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
@stephie ooh, nice quotes!
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
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