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“A Republic, ma’am, if you can keep it.” – my fav Benjamin Franklin quote, said after asked what type of government America would have.
Me: “Imagine a place where the horses never hurt themselves.”
Friend I work with at stable: “That’d be pretty cool.”
Horses-cute little brats who run off with you on autumn trailrides. Somehow still lovable, and somehow still majestic when covered in mud!
"You need French Toast."
#AnduthForever (hopefully đź’•)Oh! Marvel quotes! We should do some! @freedomwriter76
LOKI: “I left him right here!”
THOR: “Right here on the sidewalk, or right here where that building is being demolished?”
LOKi: “I’ve been falling for thirty minutes!”
-Thor Ragnarok
THOR: “This tastes good.” *breaks coffee mug on floor* “I want more!”
–Thor
SAM: “A sorcerer is a wizard without the pointy hat.”
SAM AND BUCKY: *Staring at each other*
BUCKY’S THERAPIST: “has this become a staring contest?”
BUCKY: “Not the notebook thing again!”
BUCKY’S THERAPIST: “You aren’t talking to me.”
–The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
TONY’S DAUGHTER: “I love you three thousand.”
-Avengers Endgame
"You need French Toast."
#AnduthForever (hopefully đź’•)ooh okay
“I just feel you” -Wanda
“You could never hurt me, I just feel you,” -Vision
“I can’t feel you… I can’t feel you,” -Wanda
“What is grief if not love persevering?” -Vision
“Do we know if she had any family?” -Tony
“Yeah, us.” -Steve
“Great plan, I love the part where I almost bled to death.” -Yelena
“No, don’t say that, please, don’t say that it was real to me!” -Yelena
“It was real to me too,” -Natasha
Do me a favor…. Tell Cress I meant it
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Steve: “Thanks Buck, but I can get by on my own.”
Bucky: “The thing is, you don’t have to…I’m with you ’till the end of the line, pal.”
Bucky: “You’re my mission!”
Steve: “Then finish it, cuz I’m with you ’till the end of the line.”
Bruce: “Wait, what do you mean up close?” (totally out of context XD)
Pietro: “You know, I’m 12 minutes older than you.”
Wanda: *chuckles* “Go.”
Sam: “I CAN’T RUN IN THESE HEELS!”
Bucky: “Hi Sarah.”
Bucky: “Oh, come on…the notebook thing again? That’s passive-aggressive.”
Natasha: “And who do you want me to be?”
Steve: “How about a friend?”
Natasha: “Where did Captain America learn how to steal a car?”
Steve: “Nazi Germany, and I’m borrowing it. Now get your feet off the dash.”
Steve: “…Lip piercing, right?”
Natasha: “Yeah, she’s cute.”
Steve: “Yeah, I’m not ready for that.”
Natasha: “Too shy or too scared?”
Steve: “Too busy!”
Tony: “You’re a lab experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.”
Steve: “You’re not the one to make the sacrifice play. You’re not the one to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.”
Tony: “I think I’d just cut the wire.”
@freedomwriter76
I’m noticing the common factor in your quotes is Steve XD
No judgment though, I mean he is amazing XD
although the Pietro quote is my fav
then a post on Pinterest reminded me that thirteen minutes after Pietro’s death, Wanda was the oldest!!! I think it was written to ruin my day LOL
Do me a favor…. Tell Cress I meant it
-Thorne“Day three without chocolate, lost hearing in my left eye.” -Idk
"Great winds of a derecho, you're a scary bird!"
I don’t know if this counts as a quote, but I find it a bit funny.
“There’s a condition in which a person can’t sleep, so they stay up all night and eat…. it’s called…. insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.” -I also don’t know.
"Great winds of a derecho, you're a scary bird!"
“Lydia, you spelled Friday wrong.”
“But I put a u in it!” – two of my siblings
Overheard in my house: “If someone gets hurt, it is not demonstrating a dance move!”
“Another person doing this was Benjamin Franklin, who, in a famous experiment, sought to prove that if you flew a kite in a rainstorm, a huge chunk of electricity would come shooting down the string and damage your brain. Turns out, he was right, and he spent the rest of his days making bizarre, useless, and unintelligible statements such as ‘A penny saved is a penny earned.’ Eventually, he became so dodderingly pathetic that he was placed in charge of the US postal service.” -Dave Barry Slept Here, A Sort of History of the United States
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Here’s an assortment of quotes from my sister and I’s WIP IFF.
“So, I smiled and waved as any other highly trained operative would do as they pencil dove from the top of a fifty-thousand story river lodge.”
“Who do you think you are, Spiderman?” Master Pinkerton glared at me over his glasses.
I straightened my collar and shrugged. “Actually I prefer James Bond.”
“Cadet Katz. Your work was exemplary. However, the heimlich maneuver was not technically the right response to the situation.”
Rules are what make loopholes possible.
“Despite appearances, people are actually pretty smart. Trust me, I wrote a whole five page essay about it in Psychology of Manipulation.”
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the GorkA few George MacDonald quotes:
“Whatever is capable of aspiring, must be troubled that it may wake and aspire–then troubled still, that it may hold fast, be itself, and aspire still.”
(If you love Sir Gibbie…) “Gien I was a Burnie, wadna I rin!”
“For one moment…she fancied she saw the Lord Himself. Another woman might have made a more serious mistake, and seen there only a child.”
Andrew Peterson Wingfeather Quotes:
“But we’re in the Maker’s keeping. Even if we die trying, death is just another way out.”
He wondered if some day years from now, someone would discover his skeleton lying on the bed, surrounded by books. He wondered what book he might be reading when he finally breathed his last, and determined to grab a good one as soon as he sensed the end coming so that whoever discovered him would know he had good taste in literature.
“I’m too angry at you right now to let you die.”
“Outstanding, lads. You’re dismissed for the night.” Then his smile vanished. “The rest of you? Pathetic! Twenty laps! Go!”
John Flanagan quotes:
“I assume we’ll see them again?”
Crowley nodded easily. “Anthony hasn’t lost a guest in nearly a week now.”
“I hope you didn’t use ‘chop ’em, stick ’em and pull ’em in any love song,” Stug declared, and nobody could really argue with that.
“Keep your hands off,” Hal said in a warning tone.
Jesper raised his hands innocently in a “who, me?” gesture and smiled back at his skirl. “Off what?”
“Off everything.”
First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the GorkTutor: “What happened in 1776?”
Classmate: “You were born!”
“Don’t you just love emotional trauma?” -one of my sisters
“Give me back my face!!!” -some random commercial
“You’ve gotta try this. It tastes like mango peach burnt hair.” -some random commercial
“Sometimes sacred cows make good burgers.”-my dad
“You have to die before you die so that when you die you don’t die.” -my dad
Some random madlib quotes:
“Oh my nuclear eyebrows!”
“You can sometimes see the ghost of Donald Trump spanking guests in the Lincoln Trash Compacter.”
“I think he likes me. The other day he asked me to give him Covid.”
“Addison came in and died on the bed.”
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Oooh memories were just triggered lol. Enjoy this one:
Classmate 1: *eating a Clif bar* “This looks like a dehydrated hamster.”
Classmate 2: “What?”
Classmate 1: “Yeah, like just imagine sticking a hamster in the food processor and dehydrating it. It would look like this.”
Same classmate also remarked that he liked eating rotten wood with termites.
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
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I love those Madlib quotes! Maybe I should go dig up some of my own…
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
Oops got the tag wrong @theducktatorÂ
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
Haha here are some Madlibs quotes from my household:
Q: What is the strangest bench you have ever eaten?
A: Boys dipped in gasoline.
“While waiting, do not jump in the middle of the street. You might get run over by a sticky mushroom.”
“My head is growling.”
"Real love is for your good, not for your comfort." -Justin Whitmel Earley
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