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This one’s also from Tolkien, because Tolkien is amazing:
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
And this one:
“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”
"Courage, dear heart." -Aslan
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
My middle sister: Ew! *Young person I know, I won’t tell you who* farted on me!
Young person I know, and won’t tell you who: It’s part of my culture!
That actually happened. The younger person was like seven.
"Courage, dear heart." -Aslan
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