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This one’s also from Tolkien, because Tolkien is amazing:
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
And this one:
“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”
"Courage, dear heart." -Aslan
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
My middle sister: Ew! *Young person I know, I won’t tell you who* farted on me!
Young person I know, and won’t tell you who: It’s part of my culture!
That actually happened. The younger person was like seven.
"Courage, dear heart." -Aslan
*My brother hands me bag a rough draft he’d editted for me.*
“There was so much to mark in that. Have fun”
*I groan*
*My brother smirks* “I love being a holy terror”
My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”
Man is born for the fight, to be forged and molded into a sharper, finer, stronger image of God
My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”
Lol, sounds like one of my sisters.
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
“Sleep deprived authors are one of my worst nightmares.”- my brother
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
Ha! We both have some good brother quotes!
Man is born for the fight, to be forged and molded into a sharper, finer, stronger image of God
Mom: “Don’t forget you O’s”
Me: “I won’t forget my O’s! If i was to forge my O’s what kind of person would I be?!”
Mom: “A nut?”
Me: “YES!”
Mom: “You already are a nut!”
Me: “Cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries!” Et cetera
Mom: “Of course her cranberries will come to Ruth when she calls.”
"You need French Toast."
A conversation over text between me and @rae
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Ruth: What is it?! What’s wrong?!
Me: Life or death question
Ruth: What?
Me: Do you want me to keep the sideburns or get rid of them?
I go by many names, Andrew, Andy, Mandrew, but you may call me... BATMAN!!!
NEW QUOTE!
“Hey Match, your friends are jumping off a cliff…” – a person
“Yeah, I’m well aware.” – Match
*No one was harmed in the making of this quote*
"The more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.”
My Brother: “Wtx… What the xylophone dude!”
I go by many names, Andrew, Andy, Mandrew, but you may call me... BATMAN!!!
An answer to the sideburn comment?
Well, if you happen to look like this:
then I suggest keeping them.
Otherwise, I don’t know.
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
on a completely unrelated note, I should really apologize to Kallus after ditching him three and a half years agobro didn’t deserve itignore me.
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
An answer to the sideburn comment?
She said keep them.
I go by many names, Andrew, Andy, Mandrew, but you may call me... BATMAN!!!
@raxforge ok then! lol
Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.
“Didn’t Shakespeare land on the moon once?”-me
“Why wouldn’t I bring a sword to a wedding?” -me
”Beer, whiskey, bourbon, gin, is what I drink!” -4yo sister
Dad: “Online church isn’t real church!”
Me: “It’s like vegan sausage.”
The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.
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