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October 30, 2024 at 1:12 pm #188597
This one’s also from Tolkien, because Tolkien is amazing:
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
And this one:
“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
October 30, 2024 at 1:20 pm #188598“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
My middle sister: Ew! *Young person I know, I won’t tell you who* farted on me!
Young person I know, and won’t tell you who: It’s part of my culture!
That actually happened. The younger person was like seven.
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 8:23 pm #189448*My brother hands me bag a rough draft he’d editted for me.*
“There was so much to mark in that. Have fun”
*I groan*
*My brother smirks* “I love being a holy terror”
My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”
No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly.
November 8, 2024 at 8:28 pm #189449My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”
Lol, sounds like one of my sisters.
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
November 8, 2024 at 8:37 pm #189451“Sleep deprived authors are one of my worst nightmares.”- my brother
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
November 9, 2024 at 7:33 am #189459Ha! We both have some good brother quotes!
No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly.
November 13, 2024 at 6:26 am #189721Mom: “Don’t forget you O’s”
Me: “I won’t forget my O’s! If i was to forge my O’s what kind of person would I be?!”
Mom: “A nut?”
Me: “YES!”
Mom: “You already are a nut!”
Me: “Cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries!” Et cetera
Mom: “Of course her cranberries will come to Ruth when she calls.”
You need French Toast.
#AnduthForever (💕)November 14, 2024 at 6:33 pm #189833A conversation over text between me and @rae
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Ruth: What is it?! What’s wrong?!
Me: Life or death question
Ruth: What?
Me: Do you want me to keep the sideburns or get rid of them?
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)November 16, 2024 at 3:17 pm #190099NEW QUOTE!
“Hey Match, your friends are jumping off a cliff…” – a person
“Yeah, I’m well aware.” – Match
*No one was harmed in the making of this quote*
"There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁
November 16, 2024 at 5:16 pm #190101My Brother: “Wtx… What the xylophone dude!”
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)November 17, 2024 at 7:37 pm #190129An answer to the sideburn comment?
Well, if you happen to look like this:
then I suggest keeping them.
Otherwise, I don’t know.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
November 17, 2024 at 7:48 pm #190133on a completely unrelated note, I should really apologize to Kallus after ditching him three and a half years agobro didn’t deserve itignore me.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
November 18, 2024 at 7:12 am #190140An answer to the sideburn comment?
She said keep them.
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)November 18, 2024 at 9:33 am #190143@raxforge ok then! lol
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
November 18, 2024 at 4:35 pm #190182“Didn’t Shakespeare land on the moon once?”-me
“Why wouldn’t I bring a sword to a wedding?” -me
”Beer, whiskey, bourbon, gin, is what I drink!” -4yo sister
Dad: “Online church isn’t real church!”
Me: “It’s like vegan sausage.”
To err is human; to arr is pirate.
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