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This one’s also from Tolkien, because Tolkien is amazing:
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
And this one:
“War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
My middle sister: Ew! *Young person I know, I won’t tell you who* farted on me!
Young person I know, and won’t tell you who: It’s part of my culture!
That actually happened. The younger person was like seven.
Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.
*My brother hands me bag a rough draft he’d editted for me.*
“There was so much to mark in that. Have fun”
*I groan*
*My brother smirks* “I love being a holy terror”
My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”
No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly.
My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”
Lol, sounds like one of my sisters.
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
“Sleep deprived authors are one of my worst nightmares.”- my brother
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
Ha! We both have some good brother quotes!
No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly.
Mom: “Don’t forget you O’s”
Me: “I won’t forget my O’s! If i was to forge my O’s what kind of person would I be?!”
Mom: “A nut?”
Me: “YES!”
Mom: “You already are a nut!”
Me: “Cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries!” Et cetera
Mom: “Of course her cranberries will come to Ruth when she calls.”
You're extra special <3
#AnduthForever (💕)A conversation over text between me and @rae
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Me: Ruth
Ruth: What is it?! What’s wrong?!
Me: Life or death question
Ruth: What?
Me: Do you want me to keep the sideburns or get rid of them?
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)NEW QUOTE!
“Hey Match, your friends are jumping off a cliff…” – a person
“Yeah, I’m well aware.” – Match
*No one was harmed in the making of this quote*
Moral of the story, "always listen to a carrot cake when it screams at you."
My Brother: “Wtx… What the xylophone dude!”
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)An answer to the sideburn comment?
Well, if you happen to look like this:
then I suggest keeping them.
Otherwise, I don’t know.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
on a completely unrelated note, I should really apologize to Kallus after ditching him three and a half years agobro didn’t deserve itignore me.
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
An answer to the sideburn comment?
She said keep them.
Bestest Teddy Bear
#AnduthForever (❤️)@raxforge ok then! lol
"When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers
“Didn’t Shakespeare land on the moon once?”-me
“Why wouldn’t I bring a sword to a wedding?” -me
”Beer, whiskey, bourbon, gin, is what I drink!” -4yo sister
Dad: “Online church isn’t real church!”
Me: “It’s like vegan sausage.”
MARCIE! YOU MADE EGG SOUP!
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