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    Stepheroni and Cheese
    @stephie
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      This one’s also from Tolkien, because Tolkien is amazing:

      “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

      And this one:

      “War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”

      Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

      #188598
      Stepheroni and Cheese
      @stephie
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        “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin

        My middle sister: Ew! *Young person I know, I won’t tell you who* farted on me!

        Young person I know, and won’t tell you who: It’s part of my culture!

        That actually happened. The younger person was like seven.

        Pray, thou shalt simply add ketchup unto the mac'n'cheese.

        #189448
        Ellette Giselle
        @ellette-giselle
          • Rank: Chosen One
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          *My brother hands me bag a rough draft he’d editted for me.*

          “There was so much to mark in that. Have fun”

          *I groan*

          *My brother smirks* “I love being a holy terror”

           

           

           

          My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”

          No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly.

          #189449
          The Ducktator
          @theducktator
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            @ellette-giselle

            My brother “I find so much satisfaction in forceful hand clapping. It satisfies my satisfactions needs”

            Lol, sounds like one of my sisters.

            To err is human; to arr is pirate.

            #189451
            The Ducktator
            @theducktator
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              “Sleep deprived authors are one of my worst nightmares.”- my brother

              To err is human; to arr is pirate.

              #189459
              Ellette Giselle
              @ellette-giselle
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                • Total Posts: 3526

                @theducktator

                Ha! We both have some good brother quotes!

                No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly.

                #189721
                Ruth
                @rae
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                  Mom: “Don’t forget you O’s”

                  Me: “I won’t forget my O’s! If i was to forge my O’s what kind of person would I be?!”

                  Mom: “A nut?”

                  Me: “YES!”

                  Mom: “You already are a nut!”

                   

                  Me: “Cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries cranberries!” Et cetera

                  Mom: “Of course her cranberries will come to Ruth when she calls.”

                  You need French Toast.
                  #AnduthForever (💕)

                  #189833
                  Andrew
                  @raxforge
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                    A conversation over text between me and @rae

                    Me: Ruth

                    Me: Ruth

                    Me: Ruth

                    Me: Ruth

                    Me: Ruth

                    Ruth: What is it?! What’s wrong?!

                    Me: Life or death question

                    Ruth: What?

                    Me: Do you want me to keep the sideburns or get rid of them?

                    Bestest Teddy Bear
                    #AnduthForever (❤️)

                    #190099
                    Potato reporter
                    @the_lost-journal
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                      NEW QUOTE!

                      “Hey Match, your friends are jumping off a cliff…” – a person

                      “Yeah, I’m well aware.” – Match

                      *No one was harmed in the making of this quote*

                      "There is never nothing, always something " - ME 😁

                      #190101
                      Andrew
                      @raxforge
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                        My Brother: “Wtx… What the xylophone dude!”

                        Bestest Teddy Bear
                        #AnduthForever (❤️)

                        #190129
                        Keilah H.
                        @keilah-h
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                          @raxforge

                          An answer to the sideburn comment?

                          Well, if you happen to look like this:

                          then I suggest keeping them.

                           

                          Otherwise, I don’t know.

                          "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                          #190133
                          Keilah H.
                          @keilah-h
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                            on a completely unrelated note, I should really apologize to Kallus after ditching him three and a half years ago

                            bro didn’t deserve it

                             

                             

                             

                             

                             

                            ignore me.

                            "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                            #190140
                            Andrew
                            @raxforge
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                              @keilah-h

                              An answer to the sideburn comment?

                              She said keep them.

                              Bestest Teddy Bear
                              #AnduthForever (❤️)

                              #190143
                              Keilah H.
                              @keilah-h
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                                @raxforge ok then! lol

                                "When in doubt, eat cheese crackers."-me to my charries who don't even know about cheese crackers

                                #190182
                                The Ducktator
                                @theducktator
                                  • Rank: Eccentric Mentor
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                                  “Didn’t Shakespeare land on the moon once?”-me

                                  “Why wouldn’t I bring a sword to a wedding?” -me

                                  ”Beer, whiskey, bourbon, gin, is what I drink!” -4yo sister

                                   

                                  Dad: “Online church isn’t real church!”

                                  Me: “It’s like vegan sausage.”

                                   

                                  To err is human; to arr is pirate.

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