The Quote Archive

[Elishavet Elroi]

@theducktator

… Oh dear. Not otterpops?

You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you... Are you brave again? -Aslan

[Koshka]

I liked Poncho Punch and Little Ophan Orange best.

First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the Gork

[Koshka]

“But we can eat pizza. I’m so glad we’re reptiles.”

~me. As a child.

 

“Boaz was a totally different man before he met Ruth. Infact, he was ruthless.”

~Don’t remember where I heard that.

 

“Maybe they died from the Cheetos?”

~a sibling

First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the Gork

[The Ducktator]

@elishavet-pidyon

Not otterpops. 😂 She just thought Alexander the Great was Alexander the Grape.

The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

[Keilah H.]

@theducktator what’s up with the yogurt?? lol

@whalekeeper pfffffft that’s too funny.

@koshka reptiles????? lol

also my dog is obsessed with Cheetos. He’s allergic to them and can’t have them, but that doesn’t stop him from looking at us with the saddest face when we’re eating them.

@elishavet-pidyon oooh I’ve never heard of otterpops before this conversation but they don’t sound bad!

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Ellette Giselle]

Dad just told me that I’m the son of a Dragon and then he leaves?!!
-William

Too much information will make your brain choke!

-Ashly

Ashley tugged on his sleeve. “You’re scaring me Walter.”
“Sorry I guess talking about death  is-”

“It’s not that,” she interrupted shaking her head. “You’re using logic. That’s scaring me.”

Walters eyebrows knitted. “So much for terms of endearment

-dragons in our midst

“Curiosity killed the cat,” Elam warned.

Dikaios smacked Elam. “His curiosity wouldn’t kill a sick kitten, much less a cat.”

-Dragons in our midst

 

Daryl shrugged. “If wishes were wardrobes, we’d be in Narnia.”

-dragons in our midst

 

“I’m sorry, Mother,” sighed Billy. “It’s just that five days of flying with these characters has made me crawl right to the edge of sanity.”

“I fell over the edge.”Karen said.

“I  jumped,” Walter added, “And I can’t seem to climb back up.”

-Dragons in our midst

 

“A talking computor with an attitude problem? Haven’t I seen that in a dozen b-grade sci-fi flicks?” Walter snorted.
Ashly sniffed.  “Where do you think I got the idea? I just wish he’d do what he was told for once!”

– dragons in our midst

 

William,” the professor said, softly, “what now is your weapon?”

“Truth,” he whispered, his voice rasping. He cleared his throat. “Truth is my sword.”
“And what now is your defense?”

Colour returned to Billy’s face, and his jaw tightened. His voice surged with emotion. “Faith…faith is my shield

-dragons in our midst

 

 

Man is born for the fight, to be forged and molded into a sharper, finer, stronger image of God

[Elishavet Elroi]

@theducktator

Ah, tragic! *sniff* Otterpops were a precious part of my childhood.

Further, I thought “Alexander the Grape” the height of wit when I was little. Your sister may have been onto something.

@keilah-h

They’re delicious on a hot day! 🙂

You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you... Are you brave again? -Aslan

[Elishavet Elroi]

@ellette-giselle

Those are hilarious! XD Except the last one. That one’s good.

You have listened to fears, child. Come, let me breathe on you... Are you brave again? -Aslan

[Keilah H.]

@elishavet-pidyon mmm sounds good. Haven’t had that brand specifically but I have had some good popsicles.

@ellette-giselle lol those quotes are too funny!! of course the last one is great in a serious kinda way but the rest are hilarious kind of great.

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Ellette Giselle]

@keilah-h

Thanks!

 

I couldn’t help adding the last one. I love it.

Man is born for the fight, to be forged and molded into a sharper, finer, stronger image of God

[Keilah H.]

@ellette-giselle yeah it’s a good one

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Keilah H.]

want some random quotes from warrior cats fanfics I abandoned a long time ago but still have in my word documents??

I’ve forgotten a lot of the context lol

 

“Who put a baton in my bedding?!” –Swiftsight

“This is a catfish. I don’t know who named it that—it sure doesn’t look like a cat, or we wouldn’t be eating it.” –Alanbreeze

“Cleverness, not deceit, is something a leader like you needs.” –Lokitooth

“River’s this way.” –Bannerpelt

“Wanna know a secret? I’m the one who talked him into it in the first place.” –Firestorm

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[Koshka]

@keilah-h

Yep reptiles. (My younger self meant gentiles.)

Is he allergic to corn or something? Our dog was lactose intolerant as a puppy, but he can handle smaller doses of dairy now.

Oh gracious. The baton one is probably my favorite. XD

First Grand Historian of Arreth and the Lesser Realms (aka Kitty)
Fork the Gork

[Keilah H.]

@koshka ohhhh haha, easy mistake lol

yeah the baton one makes the most sense even without context so it’s my favorite too.

My dog is allergic to like everything lol…..He eats venison kibble cause he can’t have chicken, beef, or fish (and I don’t think he can even have pork either).

Where'd I get ya this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm runnin' outta places to put holes in ya.

[The Ducktator]

“Is this a naughty card?” -me

“Don’t listen to her! She has terrible philosoraptor!” -me

“You can’t listen to anything I say when I’m on drugs!” -me

“May the headless Kens bless your return.” -my cousin

The squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual this winter. I've already lost 3 relatives.

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